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Shaken. Not stirred.
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PUSSY
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My dear girl, there are some things that just aren’t done. Such as, drinking Dom Perignon ’53 above the temperature of 38 degrees Fahrenheit. That’s just as bad as listening to the Beatles without earmuffs. |
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Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Independence, MO
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In Search of a Life
Join Date: Feb 2004
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Eh, today was only the second day of the week for me. Days blend together very easily in my job.
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Oops.... Oh yeah...pussy... |
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#6680 | |
In Search of a Life
Join Date: Feb 2004
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Drive up here, and I'll offer my asistance. But you're going to bed and being a PUSSY.
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Join Date: Jan 2007
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well I'm outta here too..
good night 12:30 |
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#6683 |
Take a Chill Pill
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: South Carolina
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Good Night, Pussies.
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#6684 |
Take a Chill Pill
Join Date: Nov 2006
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Three ladies go to a restaurant for a meal. They receive a bill for $30. They each put $10 on the table, which the waiter collects and takes to the till. The cashier informs the waiter that the bill should only have been for $25 and returns $5 to the waiter in $1 coins. On the way back to the table the waiter realizes that he cannot divide the coins equally between the ladies. As they didn’t know the total of the revised bill, he decides to put $2 in his own pocket and give each of the ladies $1.
Now that each lady has been given a dollar back, each of the ladies has paid $9. Three times 9 is 27. The waiter has $2 in his pocket. Two plus 27 is $29. The ladies originally handed over $30. Where is the missing dollar? |
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#6685 | |
In Search of a Life
Join Date: Feb 2004
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Simple math, 25 + 3 equals 28
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#6686 |
In Search of a Life
Join Date: Feb 2004
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btw REPOST
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Take a Chill Pill
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Shaken. Not stirred.
Join Date: Sep 2002
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SP dropped the ball tonight.
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My dear girl, there are some things that just aren’t done. Such as, drinking Dom Perignon ’53 above the temperature of 38 degrees Fahrenheit. That’s just as bad as listening to the Beatles without earmuffs. |
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#6689 |
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Join Date: Jun 2006
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this thread blows
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My dear girl, there are some things that just aren’t done. Such as, drinking Dom Perignon ’53 above the temperature of 38 degrees Fahrenheit. That’s just as bad as listening to the Beatles without earmuffs. |
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