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06-30-2009, 12:49 PM | #6526 |
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don't wear the condom to the date. I tried that doesn't work that way.
and remember your not done till you both get your cookies. i will go sacrifice a goat now in hopes of sucksess.
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06-30-2009, 12:50 PM | #6527 |
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06-30-2009, 12:55 PM | #6528 |
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Right. We've heard this about 80 times in the past year. Ever heard of the boy who cried wolf?
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06-30-2009, 12:57 PM | #6529 |
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06-30-2009, 12:58 PM | #6530 |
I'll be back.
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Arooooooooooooooooo!
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06-30-2009, 01:05 PM | #6531 |
I'll be back.
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I suppose I could get into a traffic accident or be mugged. Alien abduction is always a risk. So let's not count our chickens before they've hatched.
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06-30-2009, 01:08 PM | #6532 |
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Don't forget a condom. 2 cuz sometimes it's hard to get those suckers on.
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06-30-2009, 01:09 PM | #6533 |
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Have you been practicing with your mother or sister's bra?
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06-30-2009, 01:09 PM | #6534 |
FINALLY! The wait is over.
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I still wanna know who inspired your venom yesterday morning.
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06-30-2009, 01:15 PM | #6535 |
I'll be back.
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No need. I proved to be a natural months ago.
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06-30-2009, 01:17 PM | #6536 |
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It's just so frustrating, we try to help this guy but he refuses to follow through consciously or subconsciously.
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06-30-2009, 01:18 PM | #6537 |
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Really just a special kind of **** douchnozzle. You know the kids that always get picked on so as soon as they can pick on someone else, they're all for it? Or the kind of blister infection of a human being that is more annoying than harmful? I bully bullies. This thing isn't even worth bullying.
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Too far to drive Too chesty Too much lipstick Too tall Too short Talks too much Blah, Blah, blah.....etc.....times 1000x |
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06-30-2009, 01:20 PM | #6540 |
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precisely he sets himself up to fail.
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