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Old 06-25-2007, 04:21 PM  
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This thread is a compilation of three threads which were all started by the same person. They were merged into one thread since the person is probably not worthy of having three separate threads in the hall. The original thread begins here, and the links below will "jump" to the first posts in the second and third threads.
I stole a sweet laptop today

So I was in Paradise Cafe today for lunch and it was jam packed. There was this guy that was sitting in a booth all by his lonesome and had a sweet lookin laptop. The dude gets a call on his cell phone and decides to take the call outside. I was perplexed because he just left his laptop all by itself. So, its now been 15 minutes and the guy is STILL outside on the phone!

I thought to myself that I really needed a new laptop and this one was there for the taking. Well, there were no cameras in there and it was so busy that no one would notice so I went up to it casually and folded it up and exited the opposite door from him. Like taking candy from a baby.

And I dont feel too bad because the guy didnt have any business or work related stuff on there, just a couple of photo albums. Hey, if he is too stupid to leave his laptop alone for more than 15 minutes then he deserved it.
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Old 01-28-2008, 08:06 PM   #631
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I've always wanted to say that.
It's a real head turner in public.
But the owner of Paradise is calling me back tonight.
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That's nothing, the Victory Bell on campus is named "Silent Joe" and the mascot looks just like Mickey Mouse minus the big ears. I surprised Disney hasn't sued them on trademark infringement laws.
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That's nothing, the Victory Bell on campus is named "Silent Joe" and the mascot looks just like Mickey Mouse minus the big ears. I surprised Disney hasn't sued them on trademark infringement laws.
I know. I just got out of school there. The big thing now is putting up these gay ****ing Corky statues everywhere.
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I know. I just got out of school there. The big thing now is putting up these gay ****ing Corky statues everywhere.
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I transfered to Missouri. My grades were pretty solid, supposedly Econ 101 was the toughest for freshmen and I pulled off an A, go figure.
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