Relationship Problem - Page 43

RustShack · 04-16-2009, 12:19 AM

Say you've been with a girl for awhile, and your about to move in together. She goes to the bars with a few friends once every week or two and doesn't like you to come with. Her friend meets a guy and they start hanging out with his friends, and after a few weeks your girlfriend is going to a movie alone with one of the friends but she says its "just as friends". What would you do or think?

Hootie · 04-16-2009, 07:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts

So did Delano. His comment was ****in hilarious.

OMG A 50!!! PUT IT IN MY BUTT MR. 50

I don't understand the lack of disrespect I get from this board...

Look, we have lawyers, doctors, smart-asses, geniuses...

I'm a GD 50 in Halo...I'm a 50 in doubles, I'm a 50 in team, I'm a 50 in objectives, and I'm a 50 in MLG...

I challenge any of these "lawyers" to try and become a 50 in Halo.

**KcMizzou** · 04-16-2009, 07:38 PM

I don't know what a 50 is.

Does this hurt my geek cred? Because I make up for it in many other geeky ways.

Hootie · 04-16-2009, 07:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Nzoner

Yeah,we should get together for some drinking sometime,this old man could definitely hang with you in that department.

I'm up for a challenge...

I would never underestimate the famous nzoner...but I warn you, don't underestimate a kid famous for his 31 day blackout bender...

I'm solid all around...I'm a good chugger, I take any shot, I take every shot, I like almost every liquor (whiskey isn't a favorite)...and I drink a lot...

and I promise I won't pee on you or your friends (unless you guys are into that sort of stuff)...

**Bugeater** · 04-16-2009, 07:41 PM

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Originally Posted by KcMizzou

I don't know what a 50 is.

Does this hurt my geek cred? Because I make up for it in many other geeky ways.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=50

**luv** · 04-16-2009, 07:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Hootie

I'm up for a challenge...

I would never underestimate the famous nzoner...but I warn you, don't underestimate a kid famous for his 31 day blackout bender...

I'm solid all around...I'm a good chugger, I take any shot, I take every shot, I like almost every liquor (whiskey isn't a favorite)...and I drink a lot...

and I promise I won't pee on you or your friends (unless you guys are into that sort of stuff)...

Good opportunity next weekend.

**KcMizzou** · 04-16-2009, 07:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Bugeater

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=50

Ah, yes... "five-oh".

I think this is different.

**Bugeater** · 04-16-2009, 07:44 PM

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Originally Posted by KcMizzou

Ah, yes... "five-oh".

I think this is different.

Yeah, it doesn't really make sense. Hootie also used the word "sneep" earlier, and it comes up as this:

	Sneep	24 up, 3 down
	A sex act involving one male and one female participant. The female lies on her back with her vulva raised in the air (often she must place her feet behind her head and clasp her legs with her arms in order to achieve the desired effect.) The male participant stands over the female and proceeds to spread apart her buttocks and insert his scrotum into the female's rectum (requires a substantial amount of lubricant and a loose sphincter.) Then he inserts his erect penis into the vagina, successfully DPing while solo. The Male then performs a squatting motion which stimulates both partners immensely. Ronald was sneeping this one chick and her dad busted in, effectively ruining all three of their evenings.

Hootie · 04-16-2009, 07:44 PM

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Originally Posted by KcMizzou

I don't know what a 50 is.

Does this hurt my geek cred? Because I make up for it in many other geeky ways.

the highest skill you can achieve in Halo...

I will sell you a 50.

you can either be TastyBiscuitBoy or MeatyDragonMan...those are the two accounts I'm looking to get rid of =)

I'm not sure if I got Meaty up to a 50 since I was using it as a booster account...but all it will take is a 6 pack and 30 games of doubles with my home slice Stevey G!

Hootie · 04-16-2009, 07:46 PM

We call sniping 'sneeping'...in order to be good in Halo...you have to have amazing battle rifling ability and unbelievable sniping abilities...otherwise you'll always be stuck as a lonely brigadier!

**luv** · 04-16-2009, 07:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Bugeater

Yeah, it doesn't really make sense. Hootie also used the word "sneep" earlier, and it comes up as this:

	Sneep	24 up, 3 down
	A sex act involving one male and one female participant. The female lies on her back with her vulva raised in the air (often she must place her feet behind her head and clasp her legs with her arms in order to achieve the desired effect.) The male participant stands over the female and proceeds to spread apart her buttocks and insert his scrotum into the female's rectum (requires a substantial amount of lubricant and a loose sphincter.) Then he inserts his erect penis into the vagina, successfully DPing while solo. The Male then performs a squatting motion which stimulates both partners immensely. Ronald was sneeping this one chick and her dad busted in, effectively ruining all three of their evenings.

Sounds.....interesting.

Mr. Plow · 04-16-2009, 07:47 PM

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Originally Posted by H4L0

And my name is Preston, if that makes any of you feel better.

It's Bill S. Preston Esquire!

**Predarat** · 04-16-2009, 07:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Bugeater

Yeah, it doesn't really make sense. Hootie also used the word "sneep" earlier, and it comes up as this:

	Sneep	24 up, 3 down
	A sex act involving one male and one female participant. The female lies on her back with her vulva raised in the air (often she must place her feet behind her head and clasp her legs with her arms in order to achieve the desired effect.) The male participant stands over the female and proceeds to spread apart her buttocks and insert his scrotum into the female's rectum (requires a substantial amount of lubricant and a loose sphincter.) Then he inserts his erect penis into the vagina, successfully DPing while solo. The Male then performs a squatting motion which stimulates both partners immensely. Ronald was sneeping this one chick and her dad busted in, effectively ruining all three of their evenings.

I bet you anything Holly never did this with RustShack but has already done it with the new guy.

**Bwana** · 04-16-2009, 07:49 PM

Dump the bitch.........

Hootie · 04-16-2009, 07:49 PM

and you have to be able to come up with awesome nicknames for maps...

me and steve (I call steve Meat Sauce or Meat Sticks or Chunky Steps)...anyways he's really good at Valhalla...possibly the best of all time...

So we call that map...Map of the Meat! or ...The Map that Meat Built!

**Bugeater** · 04-16-2009, 07:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Predarat

I bet you anything Holly never did this with RustShack but has already done it with the new guy.

Holly definitely sounds like the type of girl who has a loose sphincter.

04-16-2009, 12:19 AM
RustShack **** That Noise Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Jack Trice Casino cash: $3636954	Relationship Problem Say you've been with a girl for awhile, and your about to move in together. She goes to the bars with a few friends once every week or two and doesn't like you to come with. Her friend meets a guy and they start hanging out with his friends, and after a few weeks your girlfriend is going to a movie alone with one of the friends but she says its "just as friends". What would you do or think?
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04-16-2009, 07:38 PM	#632
KcMizzou Supporter Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Parkville MO Casino cash: $10005170	I don't know what a 50 is. Does this hurt my geek cred? Because I make up for it in many other geeky ways.
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04-16-2009, 07:46 PM	#639
Hootie Banned Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Dallas, Texas Casino cash: $10004900	We call sniping 'sneeping'...in order to be good in Halo...you have to have amazing battle rifling ability and unbelievable sniping abilities...otherwise you'll always be stuck as a lonely brigadier!
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04-16-2009, 07:49 PM	#643
Bwana It's Five O'Clock Somewhere Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Billings, Montana Casino cash: $2137753647	Dump the bitch......... __________________ Adventure is dangerous....but monotony can kill you.
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04-16-2009, 07:49 PM	#644
Hootie Banned Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Dallas, Texas Casino cash: $10004900	and you have to be able to come up with awesome nicknames for maps... me and steve (I call steve Meat Sauce or Meat Sticks or Chunky Steps)...anyways he's really good at Valhalla...possibly the best of all time... So we call that map...Map of the Meat! or ...The Map that Meat Built!
Posts: 56,356