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11-09-2013, 07:54 PM | #6316 |
sorta mod-ish
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Or, just call and say you won't be in tonight. Apologize, don't go into detail, and tell them they'll see you on your next scheduled day.
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11-09-2013, 07:56 PM | #6317 |
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That, or just say your pet Capuchin Monkey has a scathing case of syphilis, and you're afraid that if you don't seek help for the little horny bastard that he might die tonight.
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11-09-2013, 08:05 PM | #6318 |
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Tell them you were showering with your girlfriend and she accidentally stepped on your pecker when you forgot to throw it over your shoulder
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11-09-2013, 08:09 PM | #6319 |
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Or flying monkeys
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11-09-2013, 09:48 PM | #6320 |
Life is changing..
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11-10-2013, 07:21 AM | #6321 |
Consuming CP souls
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Erection that lasted more than 4 hours
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11-10-2013, 07:23 AM | #6322 |
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11-10-2013, 11:11 AM | #6323 |
Arrowhead Trail of Tears
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I wish Miami wold **** off with all this pansy locker room feeling hurt bullshit
There is no more escape The media is forcing it upon us It has eclipsed Peyton manning... I never thought that was possible |
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11-10-2013, 11:14 AM | #6324 |
Shit
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11-10-2013, 11:36 AM | #6325 |
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11-11-2013, 03:50 AM | #6326 |
Life is changing..
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I just went back and read through a lot of Big Nasty KC Nut's threads he has created over the years. Now I feel like a douche.
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11-11-2013, 08:03 AM | #6327 |
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Normally I would be at work at this time... But took the day off.
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11-11-2013, 08:06 AM | #6328 |
Consuming CP souls
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Midget wrasslin
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11-11-2013, 08:16 AM | #6329 |
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11-11-2013, 08:23 AM | #6330 |
Consuming CP souls
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Any dwarfs?
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