|
![]() |
#6316 |
sorta mod-ish
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: KC North
Casino cash: $2301616
![]() |
Or, just call and say you won't be in tonight. Apologize, don't go into detail, and tell them they'll see you on your next scheduled day.
|
Posts: 102,663
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#6317 |
sorta mod-ish
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: KC North
Casino cash: $2301616
![]() |
That, or just say your pet Capuchin Monkey has a scathing case of syphilis, and you're afraid that if you don't seek help for the little horny bastard that he might die tonight.
|
Posts: 102,663
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#6318 |
Arrowhead Trail of Tears
Join Date: Oct 2012
Location: KansasCity
Casino cash: $1390441
|
Tell them you were showering with your girlfriend and she accidentally stepped on your pecker when you forgot to throw it over your shoulder
![]() |
Posts: 29,252
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#6319 |
....
Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Somewhere Kansas
Casino cash: $8479352
![]() |
Or flying monkeys
|
Posts: 27,733
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#6320 |
Life is changing..
Join Date: Jul 2012
Location: NW Missouri
Casino cash: $-60000
|
![]() Great responses. |
Posts: 39,931
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#6321 |
Consuming CP souls
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: U.S.A.
Casino cash: $2728880
|
Erection that lasted more than 4 hours
|
Posts: 70,185
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#6322 |
....
Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Somewhere Kansas
Casino cash: $8479352
![]() |
|
Posts: 27,733
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#6323 |
Arrowhead Trail of Tears
Join Date: Oct 2012
Location: KansasCity
Casino cash: $1390441
|
I wish Miami wold **** off with all this pansy locker room feeling hurt bullshit
There is no more escape The media is forcing it upon us It has eclipsed Peyton manning... I never thought that was possible ![]() |
Posts: 29,252
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#6324 |
Shit
Join Date: Jun 2008
Casino cash: $10039067
|
|
Posts: 55,715
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#6325 |
Arrowhead Trail of Tears
Join Date: Oct 2012
Location: KansasCity
Casino cash: $1390441
|
|
Posts: 29,252
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#6326 |
Life is changing..
Join Date: Jul 2012
Location: NW Missouri
Casino cash: $-60000
|
I just went back and read through a lot of Big Nasty KC Nut's threads he has created over the years. Now I feel like a douche.
|
Posts: 39,931
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#6327 |
....
Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Somewhere Kansas
Casino cash: $8479352
![]() |
Normally I would be at work at this time... But took the day off.
|
Posts: 27,733
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#6328 |
Consuming CP souls
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: U.S.A.
Casino cash: $2728880
|
Midget wrasslin
|
Posts: 70,185
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#6329 |
....
Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Somewhere Kansas
Casino cash: $8479352
![]() |
|
Posts: 27,733
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#6330 |
Consuming CP souls
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: U.S.A.
Casino cash: $2728880
|
Any dwarfs?
|
Posts: 70,185
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() ![]() |
|
|