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You should video blog all of this on YouTube. Hey, if the guy defending Britney Spears with his tearful act can become famous... you have a shot, it would likely be somewhat comical if done right.
Go for it - see what happens. Maybe you could score with the lady from the UK that sings really well or the Octo-Mom... hell, you know she puts out.
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Take a flipp'n hint there, Clay. If a woman tries to ditch you in traffic for 30 minutes you are NOT GETTING LAID. Now, leave the lady alone. She's already gonna have to change her phone number and email address. I will offer you some credit though... you've evolved far from the driving around the block, stalking pervert we first met in 2002. Your sisters have taught you much. |
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I don't think I even got over 70.
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So, feeling bad and likely not wanting to have the conversation face to face... she may have thought, "Losing him 'on accident' would be easy to talk over later on the phone". You typed that she asked if you were going to call her... well, on second thought, call her. Say "Hey great meeting you last night... let's grab a drink this week". Just see what happens.
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Not everything is a conspiracy theory.
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End the mystery and call her... step away for 5 minutes, tell her that you enjoyed meeting her and would like to see her again. Keep it simple then come back and share with the group.
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The "losing him in traffic" is a good idea if we turn this into a made-for-TV movie, though. HIGH SPEED CHASE! We can use "Mona Lisa Overdrive" from "The Matrix Reloaded" and a lot of quick cuts of a hot chick looking in her rearview mirror and furrowing her brow.
Maybe I can jump a semi or something in slow motion.
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We can cut between my stick shift and my shifting stick.
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Would an idiot do that?
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Based on the date that luv edited the original post, it's been around a year... and I just read the last story, and it's either a bunch of BS or the guy really doesn't get it. After the first several months of advice giving and general laughter, I'm not seeing the appeal.
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Dude, the first date of my entire life was last August. I'm a n00b.
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but you are right, he doesn't get it. that's part of the fun. as phobia said, he's come a long way from driving around the block several times and going home with his tail between his legs.
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shut up n00b. send a text. everyone (men and women) hates those high school games. they aren't reality, they are a bunch of bullshit. I guarantee you that if you wait the "typical" 3 days or whatever, you won't hear from her. if you contact her the day after, you will make a good impression and increase your chances by 1000X.
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