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Old 07-31-2014, 09:33 PM  
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The Top 101 CP Posters of 2014 Part 2 Presented by SNR

The countdown and butt hurt continues as SNR, the unnamed listmaker, and I are on a mission to finish this thing.

Original thread (101-58).... http://chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthrea...osters+of+2014

57-34... http://chiefsplanet.com/BB/showpost....30&postcount=3

33-21... http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showp...31&postcount=4

20-13... http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showp...0&postcount=13

12. Dane McCloud
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11. Pestilence
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10. htismaqe
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9. Rausch
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8. Bowser
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7. Simply Red
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6. milkman
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5. Mr. Flopnuts
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4. SNR
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3. 'Hamas' Jenkins
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2. Rain Man
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Old 09-06-2014, 01:12 AM   #616
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Meh. I no longer participate in rep. Everyone can rep whore away for all I care
I've kind of taken the same path. I post a lot more from my phone now and it is a bitch trying to rep people from it. I did give 2 reps tonight...the first I've given in probably over a month. I sometimes forget about it altogether.
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Old 09-06-2014, 05:46 AM   #617
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My best Hootie story is how he gave me his number so we could finally meet at a tailgate last year before the Broncos game. He was gonna come out and meet all the CPers. He was texting me all weekend!

The morning of he never shows up, but texts me drunkenly several times from his hotel room, where he can barely get off the ****ing bathroom floor because he got so hammered at the casino the night before.

You make your parents proud, son.
The game you and I hugged it out at? Man that could've been an epic day then, if only he would've came by.......
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Old 09-06-2014, 05:54 AM   #618
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Substitute "GoChiefs" for "Luv" and it's spot on. Jesus dude, supposed to be a roast not a thinly veiled autobiography...
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Old 09-06-2014, 05:56 AM   #619
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Holy shit that's true. Has anyone ever seen Clay and Luv in the same place at the same time?
yes and I have proof.
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Old 09-06-2014, 06:26 AM   #620
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35. Fire Me Boy!



Whatcha guys making tonight?

My wife's been working really hard lately and work has been stressing her out. I decided to do something nice tonight and make her favorite dish-- Fire Me Boy! flambé over an AIDS salad.

You'll need:

1 fresh douchebag, bone in
8 oz. all-natural hipster semen
1 can of Laz menstruation
2 scoops of gay
salt
pepper

Now, the tricky part is you gotta have a high-quality douchebag to pull this meal off correctly. If you want to be lazy by going to Walmart and picking up frozen LA Chieffan or even CoMoChief, be my guest, but don't blame me when your douchebag gets over-reeruned. The problem with frozen douchebags is that the stocking process dries out the fat and bald goatee cells, leaving no natural juices or flavors to circulate throughout the douchebag during the roasting process. Your douchebag should be fresh, white-skinned, and somewhere around its mid 30s-40s. The best Fire Me Boy! will think it's clever and witty like Rain Man, but in reality it has neither the intelligence nor the money. A good way to find out if it meets that standard is if it owns a cat and can't afford a BMW, so it instead drives a Miata. This one here looks just perfect.

Real Fire Me Boy! is smug and sanctimonious. You want it to be a grammar Nazi in a totally non-funny way. That's why we're going to let it marinate in its own douchiness. Coat it in the hipster semen and store it in a food thread for 2-3 months during the offseason. Now, I had to look up if Fire Me Boy! is a reference to anything, and it turns out it's a line from The Tick. That explains why hipster semen seems to give it that nice glossy douche finish.

Take it out of the food thread just in time for football season. When the Chiefs appear to be ripe for losing, go ahead and open the can of Laz menstruation by insulting Alex Smith and Eric Fisher. Add the blood to the douchebag and bake in the Media Center forum. When it starts talking to you about Akira Kurosawa films, take it out and set it aside in the Lounge for an hour. If you're patient enough, the douchebag should have mixed well with the hipster and Laz sauce at the bottom of the pan. Some really fine stupid cat stories are in that mixture, so save it!

I like to make a reduction out of it. It brings out all the unlikable traits of the douche that way. I can just picture the Fire Me Boy! pointing out all the missed commas in this very post! Mmmm. Then toss in the two scoops of gay to the reduction, and voila! Your AIDS salad is done! Just top it with the slices of douchebag.

Serves the 4-6 dumbasses who will comment, "I like Fire Me Boy! He's a good dude!" in this thread.
****ing outstanding!!!!
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Old 09-06-2014, 06:50 AM   #621
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Old 09-06-2014, 07:18 AM   #622
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Wait wait wait wait hold on

Hootie.....

.... LIKED DAMON HUARD?

WTF?! THAT'S WORLD THAN HOOTIE HAVING SEX WITH A DRUNK AND PASSED OUT GIRL, WHICH IS BASICALLY RAPE.
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Old 09-06-2014, 07:37 AM   #623
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Old 09-06-2014, 07:51 AM   #624
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Old 09-06-2014, 08:08 AM   #625
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Get the OP updated you stinking true fan!
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Old 09-06-2014, 08:10 AM   #626
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Old 09-06-2014, 10:24 AM   #627
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Old 09-06-2014, 10:43 AM   #628
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Old 09-06-2014, 10:47 AM   #629
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Old 09-06-2014, 10:50 AM   #630
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