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**luv** · 01:24 AM

I guess this will be the ****Official TMI Thread****

**ShortRoundChief** · 06-20-2009, 01:42 AM

Claythan

Hope it works out for you. Really I do. Congratulations on being close to achieving (most likely due to your total social reerunation) what every 14 year old kid is capable of achieving.

Hammock Parties · 06-20-2009, 01:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by J Diddy

Claythan

Hope it works out for you. Really I do. Congratulations on being close to achieving (most likely due to your total social reerunation) what every 14 year old kid is capable of achieving.

EVERY 14-year old kid can get laid?

Bullshit.

**ShortRoundChief** · 06-20-2009, 02:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Claythan

EVERY 14-year old kid can get laid?

Bullshit.

I'd put my money on any 14 year old over you.

**BossChief** · 06-20-2009, 02:22 AM

I didnt get laid till I was 15, but man I hit skins with four girls in like a month that year.

Wanna know the trick to getting laid alot?

Have girls "acidentally" touch your package by bumping into their hand or whatever it takes for contact to be made without it being obvious, then adding a joke with a penis enuendo in it soon after. Get her subconscience on it, girls often want the exact same thing as we do and that cant be ignored at any time.

get slapped or laid, one or the other, but you can always say it was a total accident. Works magnificantly after a good buzz is achieved.

Always buy the first drink and tell a short joke right after you hand her her drink, it gets a smile on the face and opens her mind a little about ya.

Always smell like a man should, I suggest old school cool water...if it works for Snoop, it can work for you, well maybe not you! JKOC

Always ask the girl to buy the second drink! If she scoffs at the notion, move on. Unless shes smokin hot, then ask her to buy the first, it will surely catch her off guard and might take her by surprise. It sets yo apart and immediatly makes her curious.

ALWAYS offer a ride home, dont hide true motive, you might be shortchanging yourself!

Dont be afraid to move in for the kill either.

good luck!

kstater · 06-20-2009, 05:38 AM

50-1 says he claims something come up and he doesn't meet her tonight.

**Tribal Warfare** · 06-20-2009, 06:00 AM

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Originally Posted by kstater

50-1 says he claims something come up and he doesn't meet her tonight.

This should be on Casino Planet when and if gochiefs gets laid.

06-20-2009, 07:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Tribal Warfare

This should be on Casino Planet when and if gochiefs gets laid.

I can't believe we've been talking about this since Nov, 02. I'm guessing he's gonna have to get married first. That's not awful.

**Skip Towne** · 06-20-2009, 07:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Phobia

I can't believe we've been talking about this since Nov, 02. I'm guessing he's gonna have to get married first. That's not awful.

He may have trouble even then.

Hammock Parties · 06-20-2009, 10:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phobia

I can't believe we've been talking about this since Nov, 02. I'm guessing he's gonna have to get married first. That's not awful.

Nope. It's happening this year as prophesied by the great Delano.

Hammock Parties · 06-20-2009, 11:57 AM

Women like tall guys.

**Kyle DeLexus** · 06-20-2009, 11:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BossChief

I didnt get laid till I was 15, but man I hit skins with four girls in like a month that year.

Wanna know the trick to getting laid alot?

Have girls "acidentally" touch your package by bumping into their hand or whatever it takes for contact to be made without it being obvious, then adding a joke with a penis enuendo in it soon after. Get her subconscience on it, girls often want the exact same thing as we do and that cant be ignored at any time.

get slapped or laid, one or the other, but you can always say it was a total accident. Works magnificantly after a good buzz is achieved.

Always buy the first drink and tell a short joke right after you hand her her drink, it gets a smile on the face and opens her mind a little about ya.

Always smell like a man should, I suggest old school cool water...if it works for Snoop, it can work for you, well maybe not you! JKOC

Always ask the girl to buy the second drink! If she scoffs at the notion, move on. Unless shes smokin hot, then ask her to buy the first, it will surely catch her off guard and might take her by surprise. It sets yo apart and immediatly makes her curious.

ALWAYS offer a ride home, dont hide true motive, you might be shortchanging yourself!

Dont be afraid to move in for the kill either.

good luck!

And if your going to steal from a well known comedian use the right one. Telling a Jim Norton tranny joke won't get you very far.....lesson learned.

leviw · 06-20-2009, 07:42 PM

Supposedly, Clayton and Big Titties were to meet at 7 p.m. at Starbucks.

That means he could be getting laid RIGHT NOW.

....or not.

**Kyle DeLexus** · 06-20-2009, 07:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by leviw

Supposedly, Clayton and Big Titties were to meet at 7 p.m. at Starbucks.

That means he could be getting laid RIGHT NOW.

....or not.

I think he is

**Skip Towne** · 06-20-2009, 07:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by leviw

Supposedly, Clayton and Big Titties were to meet at 7 p.m. at Starbucks.

That means he could be getting laid RIGHT NOW.

....or not.

It's pretty clear women don't want Claythan. I'm pretty sure men don't either. He may as well kill himself.

Sure-Oz · 06-20-2009, 07:47 PM

The chick was cute, good for him if it actually happens

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BossChief SuperBowl or bust Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: BF Iowa Casino cash: $94088	I didnt get laid till I was 15, but man I hit skins with four girls in like a month that year. Wanna know the trick to getting laid alot? Have girls "acidentally" touch your package by bumping into their hand or whatever it takes for contact to be made without it being obvious, then adding a joke with a penis enuendo in it soon after. Get her subconscience on it, girls often want the exact same thing as we do and that cant be ignored at any time. get slapped or laid, one or the other, but you can always say it was a total accident. Works magnificantly after a good buzz is achieved. Always buy the first drink and tell a short joke right after you hand her her drink, it gets a smile on the face and opens her mind a little about ya. Always smell like a man should, I suggest old school cool water...if it works for Snoop, it can work for you, well maybe not you! JKOC Always ask the girl to buy the second drink! If she scoffs at the notion, move on. Unless shes smokin hot, then ask her to buy the first, it will surely catch her off guard and might take her by surprise. It sets yo apart and immediatly makes her curious. ALWAYS offer a ride home, dont hide true motive, you might be shortchanging yourself! Dont be afraid to move in for the kill either. good luck!
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