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**luv** · 01:24 AM

I guess this will be the ****Official TMI Thread****

booger · 06-20-2009, 12:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Claythan

Oh hell no. I gave that up months ago. Bad idea.

may god help this poor gal.

06-20-2009, 12:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Claythan

Oh hell no. I gave that up months ago. Bad idea.

That's the only thing you had working. Like you're going to fool her with your 5-second porn routine?

Hammock Parties · 06-20-2009, 12:43 AM

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Originally Posted by booger

may god help this poor gal.

There will be blowjobs.

booger · 06-20-2009, 12:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Claythan

Oh hell no. I gave that up months ago. Bad idea.

I have the internet. And a couple female friends. I'm good. I studied.

LOL good deal.

I can see where telling them so we chase them off. Last I read up on Clays read shoe diaries that was the way i thought it was.

Just remember it's not a race.

Hammock Parties · 06-20-2009, 12:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Phobia

That's the only thing you had working. Like you're going to fool her with your 5-second porn routine?

I'm telling you it was a dry well. And it scares off more chicks than it entices. There was one girl who was very very cool about it and very hot but she's in Arizona. I guess there was the girl down here who was excited about it but she's in freakin' Liberty, TX. Too far.

booger · 06-20-2009, 12:45 AM

don't believe what you see in the pronos

Hammock Parties · 06-20-2009, 12:46 AM

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Originally Posted by booger

don't believe what you see in the pronos

No shit.

booger · 06-20-2009, 12:54 AM

chnlove.com

chinese women seeking love is now the ad for this thread.

Havn't checked if it is mail order bride or what not. Just saying.

Hammock Parties · 06-20-2009, 12:55 AM

Asians. Lame.

booger · 06-20-2009, 12:59 AM

i know what you mean. I was expecting myfirstsexteacher dot com.

Hammock Parties · 06-20-2009, 01:01 AM

I got some of their vids. Reel gud.

booger · 06-20-2009, 01:03 AM

better get to studying then.

Good luck.

To both of you. LOL

**Kyle DeLexus** · 06-20-2009, 01:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Claythan

She's 30. Married for 6 years.

It's called auto-erotic asphyxiation. Not breathing is required.

F'ing rasper. Dr. Steve was talking about this very thing on Weird Medicine tonight.

Oh yeah, Claythan, check out woot.com today.

Hammock Parties · 06-20-2009, 01:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Kyle DeLexus

Oh yeah, Claythan, check out woot.com today.

I'd rather spend that money on a girl.

**Smed1065** · 06-20-2009, 01:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Claythan

I'd rather spend that money on a girl.

Horror is fun?
LOL

You would rather talk shit than live life.

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06-20-2009, 12:45 AM	#6111
booger Don't Tug on Superman's Cape Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: clear out in the sticks Casino cash: $-491450	don't believe what you see in the pronos __________________ 2 Chronicles 7:14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land.
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06-20-2009, 12:54 AM	#6113
booger Don't Tug on Superman's Cape Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: clear out in the sticks Casino cash: $-491450	chnlove.com chinese women seeking love is now the ad for this thread. Havn't checked if it is mail order bride or what not. Just saying. __________________ 2 Chronicles 7:14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land.
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06-20-2009, 12:55 AM	#6114
Hammock Parties I'll be back. Join Date: Nov 2002 Casino cash: $2710478	Asians. Lame. __________________ Chiefs game films
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06-20-2009, 12:59 AM	#6115
booger Don't Tug on Superman's Cape Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: clear out in the sticks Casino cash: $-491450	i know what you mean. I was expecting myfirstsexteacher dot com. __________________ 2 Chronicles 7:14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land.
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06-20-2009, 01:01 AM	#6116
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06-20-2009, 01:03 AM	#6117
booger Don't Tug on Superman's Cape Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: clear out in the sticks Casino cash: $-491450	better get to studying then. Good luck. To both of you. LOL __________________ 2 Chronicles 7:14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land.
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