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**luv** · 01:24 AM

I guess this will be the ****Official TMI Thread****

Hammock Parties · 06-19-2009, 11:12 PM

WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHAT?

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[12:07:04 am]tigolbittiesso do you go on dates often?
[12:07:04 am]tigolbitties:that might sound dumb....i am asking cause i don't....i feel new to all this again.
[12:07:28 am]tigolbitties:not that i am scared or anything

[12:07:48 am]E-STUD:ah...not really...although two in the last month is probably a record for me lol
[12:08:14 am]E-STUD:counting tomorrow, barring a natural disaster

[12:08:24 am]tigolbitties:lol
[12:08:46 am]tigolbitties:i will make sure it is a good one incase the world ends

booger · 06-19-2009, 11:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Fire Me Boy!

Dude, PM me a pic... good luck.

what he said

Discuss Thrower · 06-19-2009, 11:17 PM

For frame of reference, this is what I looked like the last time I got some action.

The fact that GoChiefs is getting some and I'm not even though I've moved on from that stage in life is disheartening to me somewhat...

Whatever, go get her bigman and be sure to splickity splack on her face. Double points if you get it in her eye.

**luv** · 06-19-2009, 11:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Brock

I'll realize that when you're too busy to post here at midnight on a Friday night. Good luck.

This, and yes, I'm here at midnight on a Friay night. But only because the person I was supposed to hang out with went and fell in love this week, and it wasn't with me.

booger · 06-19-2009, 11:22 PM

so she has or hasn't been on a date since her divorce?

Sure-Oz · 06-19-2009, 11:27 PM

I'm here cause im a badass watching fast and the furious on a 64" hdtv, bluray edition!zzzzzzzzz

Delano · 06-19-2009, 11:29 PM

Clayton will not sleep with this woman.

PENCIL IT IN.

Hammock Parties · 06-19-2009, 11:35 PM

Oh shit...her divorce isn't even finalized yet...

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Clayton will not sleep with this woman.

PENCIL IT IN.

Your jedi mind tricks won't work on me.

booger · 06-19-2009, 11:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Claythan

Oh shit...her divorce isn't even finalized yet...

.

What is she early 30's? What age.

Any idea about how long she was married?

Sure-Oz · 06-19-2009, 11:43 PM

no pics?

booger · 06-20-2009, 12:03 AM

where did claythan go?

I know you are excited but remember to breath dude. lmao

06-20-2009, 12:15 AM

If Claythan finally does find a woman to tolerate his crap I'll bet his personality improves by a power of 1000000000.

Hammock Parties · 06-20-2009, 12:26 AM

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Originally Posted by booger

What is she early 30's? What age.

Any idea about how long she was married?

She's 30. Married for 6 years.

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where did claythan go?

I know you are excited but remember to breath dude. lmao

It's called auto-erotic asphyxiation. Not breathing is required.

booger · 06-20-2009, 12:37 AM

I know i give you crap about the whole virgin thing but here is some honest advice.

Don't expect to get laid on this first date. If it happens great, if not don't just say screw it and move on to the next victim.

Last i read you were honest about being a rookie at this stuff before going on dates. So i assume that is correct. If she is just looking to get laid herself she probably wouldn't pick a virgin. Maybe she would, who knows if so consider yourself pretty lucky. If you assume that she doesn't view you as a husband type that's one thing but to turn that into that she is looking for a roll in the hay........there is just alot of gray area in between.

If she tells you she just wants to be friends that is obvious. If she just seems to want to take it slow and get to know you just roll with it. It could be worth the wait judging by the pic and without knowing what she is like.

The only positive you have going about the virgin thing is the fact you don't got no koodies or herps dangling from your gonads.(another assumption

) So that's one thing she doesn't have to worry about.

You have to think of it as you both getting something out of it instead of just you getting laid.

JMO

Whether you want to call it fuck buddies or friends w/ benifits or whatever, those situations can be alot of fun if that's what you are both looking for. And from the sounds of her, just fresh off a divorce and she is a mom she probably isn't expecting too much and will want her freedom for awhile. Hard to tell though as women are goofy creatures.

Just in case you may want to visit the g-spot threads and such. Maybe quiz yourself on where the clit is. Remember your weiner has a mind of his own and if he gets the slightest hint at the smell of some puss he may just spray all over before you want him to. Be prepared to stick your head between her legs and go to town. If you can do that right she'll invite you back for more.

Hammock Parties · 06-20-2009, 12:39 AM

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Originally Posted by booger

Last i read you were honest about being a rookie at this stuff before going on dates. So i assume that is correct. If she is just looking to get laid herself she probably wouldn't pick a virgin.

Oh hell no. I gave that up months ago. Bad idea.

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Just in case you may want to visit the g-spot threads and such. Maybe quiz yourself on where the clit is.

I have the internet. And a couple female friends. I'm good. I studied.

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booger Don't Tug on Superman's Cape Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: clear out in the sticks Casino cash: $-501450	where did claythan go? I know you are excited but remember to breath dude. lmao __________________ 2 Chronicles 7:14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land.
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06-20-2009, 12:37 AM	#6104
booger Don't Tug on Superman's Cape Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: clear out in the sticks Casino cash: $-501450	I know i give you crap about the whole virgin thing but here is some honest advice. Don't expect to get laid on this first date. If it happens great, if not don't just say screw it and move on to the next victim. Last i read you were honest about being a rookie at this stuff before going on dates. So i assume that is correct. If she is just looking to get laid herself she probably wouldn't pick a virgin. Maybe she would, who knows if so consider yourself pretty lucky. If you assume that she doesn't view you as a husband type that's one thing but to turn that into that she is looking for a roll in the hay........there is just alot of gray area in between. If she tells you she just wants to be friends that is obvious. If she just seems to want to take it slow and get to know you just roll with it. It could be worth the wait judging by the pic and without knowing what she is like. The only positive you have going about the virgin thing is the fact you don't got no koodies or herps dangling from your gonads.(another assumption ) So that's one thing she doesn't have to worry about. You have to think of it as you both getting something out of it instead of just you getting laid. JMO Whether you want to call it fuck buddies or friends w/ benifits or whatever, those situations can be alot of fun if that's what you are both looking for. And from the sounds of her, just fresh off a divorce and she is a mom she probably isn't expecting too much and will want her freedom for awhile. Hard to tell though as women are goofy creatures. Just in case you may want to visit the g-spot threads and such. Maybe quiz yourself on where the clit is. Remember your weiner has a mind of his own and if he gets the slightest hint at the smell of some puss he may just spray all over before you want him to. Be prepared to stick your head between her legs and go to town. If you can do that right she'll invite you back for more. __________________ 2 Chronicles 7:14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land.
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