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[ROYC75]

Discussion: All things Broncos.

[Al Czervik]

Klis could take a huge dump on a plate and BlowTard would be asking for 2nds.....

[jerryaldini]

When you have to start touting the trainers...

[Coochie liquor]

I wonder if Michael Thomas has the same love for this turd??

[Monty]

Originally Posted by Quesadilla Joe

Doesn’t have to. He’s going to bring back prime, future HOF Russ.

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[Monty]

Originally Posted by Quesadilla Joe

They were never healthy last year. At the end of week one Tim Patrick, Quinn Meinerz, Greg Dulcich and Justin Simmons were all on IR. By the time some of them made it back, we had already put Javonte Williams, Ronald Darby, Randy Gregory and Bolles on IR.

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[Prison Bitch]

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— Woodz 🇺🇸 (@Nibiru1000) September 8, 2022

[Quesadilla Joe]

6 of Brandin Cook’s last seven twitter likes are about either Sean Payton or Russell Wilson. I think we can safely conclude where he’s hoping to land. Hopefully Paton can get it done.

— Jason Bishop (@JasonBishopBI) February 25, 2023

[staylor26]

Originally Posted by Quesadilla Joe

6 of Brandin Cook’s last seven twitter likes are about either Sean Payton or Russell Wilson. I think we can safely conclude where he’s hoping to land. Hopefully Paton can get it done.

— Jason Bishop (@JasonBishopBI) February 25, 2023

Yes, please trade more draft picks for a 30 year old WR when you aren't winning shit right now.

[Sassy Squatch]

Bwahahaha, that would be a shit move Payton would pull off. Sure would t speak too kindly of how he views the talent already on the roster, though

[Coochie liquor]

Meanwhile….

Patrick Mahomes has thrown for 200+ yards in 22 straight regular season games.

That's the longest active streak in the NFL, and the second longest streak of Mahomes' career.#NFL | #Chiefs pic.twitter.com/9eZSgteLu1

— Pro Football Reference (@pfref) February 23, 2023

[Quesadilla Joe]

Originally Posted by staylor26

Yes, please trade more draft picks for a 30 year old WR when you aren't winning shit right now.

Paton is going to turn Courtland Sutton into Brandin Cooks and a starting offensive lineman. He’ll probably get Cooks to take a pay cut too.

[tredadda]

Originally Posted by Quesadilla Joe

He went 5-0 with Teddy Bridgewater in 2019. Teddy turned that into 3 year, $63M deal in Carolina.

In 2021 he went:

5-2 with Jameis Winston
4-1 with Taysom Hill
0-4 with Trevor Siemian
0-1 with Ian Book

And he went to one SB that entire time, including the first ballot HOF Drew Brees years. Your team will win more, finish with a worse draft pick and still be irrelevant at the end of the day. They can roast marshmallows in their “winning streak” uniforms and $400K fields while KC hosts more AFCCGs and wins SBs.

[tredadda]

Originally Posted by Quesadilla Joe

Paton is going to turn Courtland Sutton into Brandin Cooks and a starting offensive lineman. He’ll probably get Cooks to take a pay cut too.

Wanna bet that he doesn’t? If he does I will leave this thread forever. If he doesn’t you leave CP for two years (one for this bet and one for the year you still owe). If you are so confident in the genius that is your GM then this should be an easy bet to make.

[staylor26]

Originally Posted by Quesadilla Joe

Paton is going to turn Courtland Sutton into Brandin Cooks and a starting offensive lineman. He’ll probably get Cooks to take a pay cut too.

Pretty hilarious how Courtland Sutton went from a stud to getting talking about like this by you so quickly

[Quesadilla Joe]

Originally Posted by staylor26

Pretty hilarious how Courtland Sutton went from a stud to getting talking about like this by you so quickly

I just know he’s a young, talented and highly paid player at a premium position. I also know the new coach would probably like to recoup some draft picks and cap $$$. The Broncos don’t have a ton of resources this year, they’ll have to create them anyway they can.