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**luv** · 01:24 AM

I guess this will be the ****Official TMI Thread****

greg63 · 06-18-2009, 01:15 AM

Have you been saving all your green m&ms????

**Kyle DeLexus** · 06-18-2009, 01:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Claythan

luv met some creepy guy. Now she can do much better.

It's just a matter of time until you two realize you weren't meant to be together.

wild1 · 06-18-2009, 06:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Claythan

luv met some creepy guy. Now she can do much better.

Now?

Hammock Parties · 06-18-2009, 07:58 PM

Guess I have a date with a DIFFERENT woman now. Sheesh.

boogblaster · 06-18-2009, 08:01 PM

go goboy go ... slap that man-sausage to da-biotch ..

Hammock Parties · 06-18-2009, 08:16 PM

Ah, she has children. And undoubtedly realizes I have not checked "long-term dating." And also has not brought UP her kids.

Sex.

**luv** · 06-18-2009, 08:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kyle DeLexus

It's just a matter of time until you two realize you weren't meant to be together.

I realized that a long time ago.

Hammock Parties · 06-18-2009, 08:53 PM

For your amusement, planet.

Quote:

(8:31:51 pm)bigtitties:ok-my IM is on now.......

(8:32:01 pm)STUDMUFFIN: :D

(8:32:30 pm)bigtitties:so, what are you up to?

(8:32:44 pm)STUDMUFFIN:just got home from a run
(8:33:23 pm)STUDMUFFIN:u?

(8:33:50 pm)bigtitties:nothing-just chilling at a friends house.
(8:34:03 pm)bigtitties:decided to get on the site and see what's going on!
(8:34:10 pm)bigtitties:and gyess what?

(8:34:18 pm)STUDMUFFIN:yes?

(8:34:18 pm)bigtitties:**guess**
(8:34:28 pm)bigtitties:you were online!!!!

(8:34:34 pm)STUDMUFFIN:yahoo!
(8:35:38 pm)STUDMUFFIN:so what do you do to stay in shape?

(8:36:37 pm)bigtitties:so you run.....thats good....i am wanting to start going to the gym....i recently just moved to this apt
(8:36:53 pm)bigtitties:so i am wanting to hit that little gym up

(8:37:10 pm)STUDMUFFIN:that's convenient

(8:37:17 pm)bigtitties:yes it is

(8:37:21 pm)STUDMUFFIN:where is your apt?

(8:38:22 pm)bigtitties:it is at beltway and 290

(8:38:42 pm)STUDMUFFIN:im in spring

(8:38:56 pm)bigtitties:i have a few friend over there
(8:39:37 pm)bigtitties:so how are you liking this site?

(8:39:42 pm)STUDMUFFIN:its OK
(8:39:51 pm)STUDMUFFIN:last date I had was great...but she never got back to me

(8:40:24 pm)bigtitties:yeah.....I haven't actually gone on a date yet with anyone from this site
(8:40:27 pm)bigtitties:yet.....
(8:40:43 pm)bigtitties:lol

(8:40:46 pm)STUDMUFFIN:haha is that an invitation?

(8:40:54 pm)bigtitties:could be!
(8:41:30 pm)bigtitties:what do you like to go do?
(8:42:25 pm)bigtitties:when you go out that is

(8:42:37 pm)STUDMUFFIN:eh....sort of boring...about the most exciting thing i do is go to the movies lol
(8:42:58 pm)STUDMUFFIN:how bout u?

(8:43:03 pm)bigtitties:movies are good.....i never go to the movies anymore.....i hate that too

(8:44:04 pm)STUDMUFFIN:lol you hate it?

(8:44:45 pm)bigtitties:um....i normally go to friends houses and hang out.....but i like to get drinks from time to time....and i guess pretty much i dont do much either lol
(8:44:56 pm)bigtitties:yeah i hate the fact that i dont go to the movies anymore

(8:45:54 pm)STUDMUFFIN:would your rather GO to the movies or stay in and watch a movie?

(8:46:03 pm)bigtitties:i did get to go this past weekend though
(8:46:05 pm)bigtitties:ummmm
(8:47:26 pm)bigtitties:well i guess it all depends on what mood i am in.....i like going to the movies, but it definately is always crowded. if i have good company though i would like to stay in
(8:47:53 pm)bigtitties:and you?

(8:48:16 pm)STUDMUFFIN:i'd rather stay in...we could meet for a drink or something first if you want to decide if I'm good company or not...lol

(8:49:26 pm)bigtitties:wow so i guess that definately is an invitation! lol

(8:49:36 pm)STUDMUFFIN:you started it!

(8:49:42 pm)bigtitties:hahahaha

(8:50:47 pm)STUDMUFFIN:brb

(8:51:40 pm)bigtitties:k

(8:57:35 pm)STUDMUFFIN:did you decide?

(8:59:15 pm)bigtitties:decide what if your good enough to go out with?
(8:59:28 pm)bigtitties:yeah i think you could be fun

(8:59:32 pm)STUDMUFFIN:what you want to do...

(9:00:05 pm)bigtitties:well lets see

(9:00:17 pm)STUDMUFFIN:im up for anything really

(9:00:40 pm)bigtitties:your in spring.....so where would be a good spot to meet up....well first
(9:00:53 pm)bigtitties:whats your name....lasers
(9:00:57 pm)bigtitties:lol

(9:00:57 pm)STUDMUFFIN:clay

(9:00:58 pm)STUDMUFFIN:u?

(9:01:08 pm)bigtitties:Taryn

(9:01:16 pm)STUDMUFFIN:cool name

(9:01:31 pm)bigtitties:Thanks i like to think so
(9:01:32 pm)bigtitties:hahahhaha

(9:01:54 pm)STUDMUFFIN:starbucks?

(9:02:55 pm)bigtitties:yeah i like starbucks
(9:04:00 pm)bigtitties:so when are you thinking about meeting?

(9:04:11 pm)STUDMUFFIN:when is good for you?

(9:04:57 pm)bigtitties:well anytime except sunday....thats fathers day....i will be doing the family thing
(9:05:22 pm)bigtitties:friday or sat night?
(9:05:27 pm)bigtitties:thats good

(9:05:39 pm)STUDMUFFIN:saturday sounds good

(9:06:40 pm)bigtitties:so this secret desire to be an exotic dancer.....true?

(9:06:54 pm)STUDMUFFIN:meh...just being silly

(9:07:25 pm)bigtitties:ok....i was gonna bring some dollars just incase hahhahha jj

(9:07:43 pm)STUDMUFFIN:if I was bringing the dollars wouldn't YOU be the one dancing?

(9:08:51 pm)bigtitties:well i guess so lol

(9:09:09 pm)STUDMUFFIN:i don't think of myself as a professional yet

(9:09:26 pm)STUDMUFFIN:i'm on a stripper internship

(9:09:48 pm)bigtitties:hahhahahaha
(9:10:01 pm)bigtitties:that would be my status as well

(9:10:11 pm)STUDMUFFIN:lol how exactly does that work?

(9:10:15 pm)bigtitties:i am at the dancing at the club like a stripper stage
(9:10:34 pm)bigtitties:lol
(9:10:37 pm)bigtitties:jj kinda

(9:10:51 pm)STUDMUFFIN:so, any more pics taryn?

(9:11:35 pm)bigtitties:no not right now i need to put some on here.....some better ones

(9:12:02 pm)STUDMUFFIN:i will say this - you're better than the 99 percent of this site that's addicted to myspace angles and headshots only

(9:12:15 pm)bigtitties:i am definately better looking in person

(9:12:25 pm)STUDMUFFIN:lol well I AM in for a treat then

(9:12:54 pm)bigtitties:thank you!

(9:13:12 pm)bigtitties:your pretty good looking yourself

(9:13:16 pm)STUDMUFFIN:thanks

(9:16:57 pm)bigtitties:what do you normally like in women if i might ask

(9:17:02 pm)STUDMUFFIN:so's mine! just last week
(9:17:09 pm)STUDMUFFIN: Physically?

(9:17:20 pm)bigtitties:um....yeah

(9:17:36 pm)STUDMUFFIN:well, not too tall
(9:17:47 pm)STUDMUFFIN:eyes
(9:17:49 pm)STUDMUFFIN:sucker for eyes

(9:18:14 pm)bigtitties:well i have been told i have nice eyes

(9:18:20 pm)STUDMUFFIN:and there's nothing wrong with a nice pair of boobs

(9:18:28 pm)bigtitties:actually
(9:18:34 pm)bigtitties:lol

(9:18:40 pm)STUDMUFFIN:+ long legs
(9:19:35 pm)STUDMUFFIN:and you appear to possess most of these attributes!

(9:21:33 pm)bigtitties:good

(9:22:14 pm)STUDMUFFIN:let me know if you get some more pics, i'd be interested to see for sure ....gotta go

(9:22:25 pm)bigtitties:so how do i get a hold of you for sat?

(9:22:36 pm)STUDMUFFIN:oh...
(9:22:51 pm)STUDMUFFIN:we can just chat tomorrow night about it if you like? ill give you my number before we meet dont worry

(9:23:21 pm)bigtitties:k cya

**luv** · 06-18-2009, 08:55 PM

You really need to get laid. Posting everything on here is not working towards that goal.

Hammock Parties · 06-18-2009, 08:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by luv

You really need to get laid. Posting everything on here is not working towards that goal.

I'm not good at reading womenspeak. I'm getting our experts here to translate and find the lines that scream "**** ME."

**Bowser** · 06-18-2009, 08:59 PM

Less talkee, more ****ee.

Hammock Parties · 06-18-2009, 09:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bowser

Less talkee, more ****ee.

Hell, we had one conversation and set up a date. That's pretty good, IMO.

**Bowser** · 06-18-2009, 09:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Claythan

Hell, we had one conversation and set up a date. That's pretty good, IMO.

What's a brief overview of what this chick looks like?

Hammock Parties · 06-18-2009, 09:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bowser

What's a brief overview of what this chick looks like?

I'll PM you a photo.

wild1 · 06-18-2009, 10:41 PM

Right away you let her know the last woman rejected you. Not a good idea.

So the last woman thought you weren't good enough. Put any other spin on that. She was cold and distant. You thought she might be clingy. She was just in a bad breakup. She didn't take care of herself. There must have been something. Somehow, she did not meet YOUR standards. This new woman wants to be affirmed that she's special, better than other women, not that you are the equivalent of rummaging through another woman's garbage.

You jumped right to asking her out on a date. She doesn't say yes the first time but 8 minutes later you ask again. Nothing will more surely run a woman off than a guy who is desperate. Deep down women don't think a good man is easy to get, and if you're easy to get, they aren't interested.

Listen, it's not enough to just pretend like you don't need them. You have to believe it. It's true. You've gone what, 20 or 30 years without a woman, like it would kill you if you didn't get this one.

If this is Saturday night she is going to expect to go someplace that is 'Saturday night' and not 'Tuesday morning in your sweats before you have even taken a shower'. Starbucks is fine to start but if she meets your standards then change venues. Go for a walk. if you see a small restaurant say you have always wanted to try it and ply her to go in. You could even go into a used furniture store. Look at freaking vacuum cleaners, who knows what. Anything. Two or three different situations where she didn't expect to be, where you can be fun and she will remember it. She will be picturing what a relationship with you would be like on this date. It should not leave her nodding off.

Asking about exotic dancing, then saying what you want in a woman is nice boobs, then asking her for more photos... you're as subtle as a punch in the face. If you're crossing over into the physical you have to do this in a way that is also exciting and interesting to her. Don't sit there in your underoos and talk about her t*ts on AOL instant messenger.

Probably too late to save this one... she probably has the idea that you are desperate and a horndog. Most women could get one of these guys to their front door in 10 minutes at 4:30 in the morning. Consequently those men have no value to them. But you're in luck, there are billions of women in the world which means there are plenty to practice on.

Just my (ninety) two cents.

06-22-2007, 07:09 PM
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06-18-2009, 01:15 AM	#6031
greg63 Homer go crazy!!! Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: SE Kansas Casino cash: $8164990	Have you been saving all your green m&ms???? __________________
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06-18-2009, 07:58 PM	#6034
Hammock Parties I'll be back. Join Date: Nov 2002 Casino cash: $2790478	Guess I have a date with a DIFFERENT woman now. Sheesh. __________________ Chiefs game films
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06-18-2009, 08:01 PM	#6035
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06-18-2009, 08:16 PM	#6036
Hammock Parties I'll be back. Join Date: Nov 2002 Casino cash: $2790478	Ah, she has children. And undoubtedly realizes I have not checked "long-term dating." And also has not brought UP her kids. Sex. __________________ Chiefs game films
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06-18-2009, 08:55 PM	#6039
luv You think you can get by this? Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Springfield, MO Casino cash: $-380000	You really need to get laid. Posting everything on here is not working towards that goal.
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06-18-2009, 08:59 PM	#6041
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06-18-2009, 10:41 PM	#6045
wild1 MVP Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: 31040 Casino cash: $10004900	Right away you let her know the last woman rejected you. Not a good idea. So the last woman thought you weren't good enough. Put any other spin on that. She was cold and distant. You thought she might be clingy. She was just in a bad breakup. She didn't take care of herself. There must have been something. Somehow, she did not meet YOUR standards. This new woman wants to be affirmed that she's special, better than other women, not that you are the equivalent of rummaging through another woman's garbage. You jumped right to asking her out on a date. She doesn't say yes the first time but 8 minutes later you ask again. Nothing will more surely run a woman off than a guy who is desperate. Deep down women don't think a good man is easy to get, and if you're easy to get, they aren't interested. Listen, it's not enough to just pretend like you don't need them. You have to believe it. It's true. You've gone what, 20 or 30 years without a woman, like it would kill you if you didn't get this one. If this is Saturday night she is going to expect to go someplace that is 'Saturday night' and not 'Tuesday morning in your sweats before you have even taken a shower'. Starbucks is fine to start but if she meets your standards then change venues. Go for a walk. if you see a small restaurant say you have always wanted to try it and ply her to go in. You could even go into a used furniture store. Look at freaking vacuum cleaners, who knows what. Anything. Two or three different situations where she didn't expect to be, where you can be fun and she will remember it. She will be picturing what a relationship with you would be like on this date. It should not leave her nodding off. Asking about exotic dancing, then saying what you want in a woman is nice boobs, then asking her for more photos... you're as subtle as a punch in the face. If you're crossing over into the physical you have to do this in a way that is also exciting and interesting to her. Don't sit there in your underoos and talk about her t*ts on AOL instant messenger. Probably too late to save this one... she probably has the idea that you are desperate and a horndog. Most women could get one of these guys to their front door in 10 minutes at 4:30 in the morning. Consequently those men have no value to them. But you're in luck, there are billions of women in the world which means there are plenty to practice on. Just my (ninety) two cents.
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