Life Beating the shit out of a co-worker - Page 4

**Mr. Flopnuts** · 10:04 AM

You know, I just don't get it. I was raised that if you ****ed something up you better take accountability for it and make sure you don't write a check with your mouth that your ass can't cash.

I'm at work, and everything is going great until I stumble upon this ****stain that is completely ****ing off on a project that I'm going to have to fix later on. He was a scrawny little **** so I thought reasoning with him would solve the problem quickly.

No. This little shit obviously doesn't care about working here, and it's just a paycheck too him until he can get the **** out and start stunt doubling in porn on small cock films. Ridiculous. He starts talking shit about different ways to skin a cat and I told the little shit that I was going to skin him if he didn't take his work more seriously.

He continues running his mouth to the point that I told him I'd see him out in the parking lot after work. Needless to say, he shut the **** up at that point and I figured I'd be better off just fixing his **** up later and not letting the situation escalate too far. Before my shift ends, the ****ing police show up threatening to take me to jail for "assaulting" this kid. Jesus. He started the whole thing by being a ****ing asshole when I tried to explain how he could better do his job!

Turns out this little pussy went to H/R saying I threatened him! He was pretty nasty in some of the shit that he said to me, and I just responded in kind. He then goes and turns the tables on me portraying me to be some kind of asshole that just wanted to pick on someone half my size. As if it's my fault that God made him an oversized midget, and his father never taught him how to communicate with people in ways that wouldn't get his shit pushed in.

Luckily for me I've been here for years and the folks in H/R know my character. They told him it wasn't a big deal, and there wouldn't be any more problems. Case should be closed. I'd be happy to square it away with him myself, it's not like I was going to cave his skull in or anything. It was just the heat of the moment. I was looking forward to speaking with him last night to try and bury the hatchet but it turns out the little pussy just up and quit when H/R told him they weren't going to fire me! Wow. What are you going to do...

griZZly64 · 08-10-2012, 12:43 PM

A co-worker should NEVER be treated this way. It cannot and will not be tolerated. Prepare for legal action sucker.

burt · 08-10-2012, 12:53 PM

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Originally Posted by griZZly64

A co-worker should NEVER be treated this way. It cannot and will not be tolerated. Prepare for legal action sucker.

But Clay should!!!

Hammock Parties · 08-10-2012, 12:55 PM

THE BLOOD POURED FROM MY HORRENDOUS STUMPS IN GREAT GUSHING TORRENTS

"WHY?!??! WHY?!?! ALL I WANTED TO DO WAS TROLL" I screamed between tears, as pain and shock racked my body from the slashing trauma that had been inflicted upon me.

"WHY? WHY???!?!?!" he screamed back?

"Yes, why?" I replied most courteously.

"No reason."

Then he left. And I bled to death.

**Mr. Flopnuts** · 08-10-2012, 03:19 PM

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Originally Posted by stevieray

absolutely! we'll take care of this after work is nothing more than a bluff a from a scared man. he woululd've run circles around you!

ARE YOU CALLING ME SCARED? WE CAN SETTLE THIS LIKE MEN AFTER THIS THREAD IS OVER! COME AT ME BRO!

Just Passin' By · 08-10-2012, 03:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts

ARE YOU CALLING ME SCARED? WE CAN SETTLE THIS LIKE MEN AFTER THIS THREAD IS OVER! COME AT ME BRO!

You've made this a hostile post environment. You'll be hearing from the EEOC!

Bump · 08-10-2012, 03:33 PM

nice one flopnuts

L.A. Chieffan · 08-10-2012, 03:34 PM

You should've just beat his ass anyway.

**Ming the Merciless** · 08-10-2012, 03:43 PM

tell him this, word for word, in a menacing voice while you look right into his eyes:

Don't say another Goddamn word. Up until now, I've been polite. If you say ANYTHING else - ONE word - I will kill myself. And when my tainted spirit finds its destination, I will topple the Master of that dark place. From my black throne, I will lash together a machine of bone and blood, and fueled by my hatred for you this Fear Engine will bore a hole between this world and that one. When it begins, you will hear the sound of children screaming -as though from a great distance. A smoking orb of NOTHING will grow above your bed, and from it will emerge a thousand starving crows. As I slip through the widening maw in my new form, you will catch only a glimpse of my radiance before you are incinerated. Then, as tears of bubbling pitch stream down my face, my dark world will begin. I will open one of my six mouths, and I will sing the song that ends the Earth.

**ShortRoundChief** · 08-10-2012, 03:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Setsuna

Have no idea what that is....a fraternity? I must say if I joined a fraternity it would be the one my brother joined and that's SAE.

Watch Revenge of the Nerds.

**Mr. Flopnuts** · 08-10-2012, 03:48 PM

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Originally Posted by J Diddy

Watch Revenge of the Nerds.

White people movies. /Setsuna

**ShortRoundChief** · 08-10-2012, 03:49 PM

In all seriousness, I would have grabbed him by his pencil neck, lifted him up in the air, and in a real slow tempo grumbled in his ear that people who don't fight at work are a dying breed.

Hammock Parties · 08-10-2012, 03:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Pawnmower

tell him this, word for word, in a menacing voice while you look right into his eyes:

Don't say another Goddamn word. Up until now, I've been polite. If you say ANYTHING else - ONE word - I will kill myself. And when my tainted spirit finds its destination, I will topple the Master of that dark place. From my black throne, I will lash together a machine of bone and blood, and fueled by my hatred for you this Fear Engine will bore a hole between this world and that one. When it begins, you will hear the sound of children screaming -as though from a great distance. A smoking orb of NOTHING will grow above your bed, and from it will emerge a thousand starving crows. As I slip through the widening maw in my new form, you will catch only a glimpse of my radiance before you are incinerated. Then, as tears of bubbling pitch stream down my face, my dark world will begin. I will open one of my six mouths, and I will sing the song that ends the Earth.

TLO · 08-10-2012, 04:42 PM

**ShortRoundChief** · 08-10-2012, 04:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Cassel's Reckoning

I don't know what's worse the fact that he stole that or the fact that you knew it.

Hammock Parties · 08-10-2012, 05:22 PM

Sorry that you suck at the internet.

08-10-2012, 09:59 AM
Mr. Flopnuts FINALLY! The wait is over. Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: The Future Is Now!!! Casino cash: $19947565	Beating the shit out of a co-worker You know, I just don't get it. I was raised that if you **ed something up you better take accountability for it and make sure you don't write a check with your mouth that your ass can't cash. I'm at work, and everything is going great until I stumble upon this stain that is completely ing off on a project that I'm going to have to fix later on. He was a scrawny little so I thought reasoning with him would solve the problem quickly. No. This little shit obviously doesn't care about working here, and it's just a paycheck too him until he can get the out and start stunt doubling in porn on small cock films. Ridiculous. He starts talking shit about different ways to skin a cat and I told the little shit that I was going to skin him if he didn't take his work more seriously. He continues running his mouth to the point that I told him I'd see him out in the parking lot after work. Needless to say, he shut the up at that point and I figured I'd be better off just fixing his up later and not letting the situation escalate too far. Before my shift ends, the ing police show up threatening to take me to jail for "assaulting" this kid. Jesus. He started the whole thing by being a *ing asshole when I tried to explain how he could better do his job! Turns out this little pussy went to H/R saying I threatened him! He was pretty nasty in some of the shit that he said to me, and I just responded in kind. He then goes and turns the tables on me portraying me to be some kind of asshole that just wanted to pick on someone half my size. As if it's my fault that God made him an oversized midget, and his father never taught him how to communicate with people in ways that wouldn't get his shit pushed in. Luckily for me I've been here for years and the folks in H/R know my character. They told him it wasn't a big deal, and there wouldn't be any more problems. Case should be closed. I'd be happy to square it away with him myself, it's not like I was going to cave his skull in or anything. It was just the heat of the moment. I was looking forward to speaking with him last night to try and bury the hatchet but it turns out the little pussy just up and quit when H/R told him they weren't going to fire me! Wow. What are you going to do... Last edited by Mr. Flopnuts; 08-10-2012 at 10:04 AM..*
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08-10-2012, 12:43 PM	#46
griZZly64 Starter Join Date: Jul 2011 Location: Camarillo, CA Casino cash: $10008150	A co-worker should NEVER be treated this way. It cannot and will not be tolerated. Prepare for legal action sucker.
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08-10-2012, 12:55 PM	#48
Hammock Parties I'll be back. Join Date: Nov 2002 Casino cash: $1070478	THE BLOOD POURED FROM MY HORRENDOUS STUMPS IN GREAT GUSHING TORRENTS "WHY?!??! WHY?!?! ALL I WANTED TO DO WAS TROLL" I screamed between tears, as pain and shock racked my body from the slashing trauma that had been inflicted upon me. "WHY? WHY???!?!?!" he screamed back? "Yes, why?" I replied most courteously. "No reason." Then he left. And I bled to death. __________________ Chiefs game films
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08-10-2012, 03:33 PM	#51
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08-10-2012, 03:43 PM	#53
Ming the Merciless Emporer of Mongo Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Milky Way Casino cash: $-442444	tell him this, word for word, in a menacing voice while you look right into his eyes: Don't say another Goddamn word. Up until now, I've been polite. If you say ANYTHING else - ONE word - I will kill myself. And when my tainted spirit finds its destination, I will topple the Master of that dark place. From my black throne, I will lash together a machine of bone and blood, and fueled by my hatred for you this Fear Engine will bore a hole between this world and that one. When it begins, you will hear the sound of children screaming -as though from a great distance. A smoking orb of NOTHING will grow above your bed, and from it will emerge a thousand starving crows. As I slip through the widening maw in my new form, you will catch only a glimpse of my radiance before you are incinerated. Then, as tears of bubbling pitch stream down my face, my dark world will begin. I will open one of my six mouths, and I will sing the song that ends the Earth. __________________ ---- 2018 Adopt-A-Chief : Chris Conley 2017 Adopt-A-Chief : FRANK ZOMBO Click here-->*The Holy Chiefsplanet Lexicon **
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