LeBron James Is A one who sucks the penis

[Hammock Parties]

LOL...gotta love deadspin.

http://deadspin.com/5581889/lebron-james-is-a

Tomorrow is the day LeBron James becomes the most unlikable person in the NBA, and perhaps all of American sports. I used to think he was okay a year ago. No more. He's the villain now.

It doesn't matter where he opts to go. If he goes to Chicago, he's a one who sucks the penis. If he goes to Miami, he's a one who sucks the penis. Even if he goes back to Cleveland, he's a goddamn one who sucks the penis. He's a self-aggrandizing sack of shit, and ESPN is a bunch of pussy-whipped enablers for giving him a free hour of airtime tomorrow night and inevitably using 55 minutes of it to let Stu Scott give him a rimjob.

Look at what Kevin Durant did today. He signed an extension well before he could have filed for free agency, announced the signing, and then went back about his business. He didn't need all this dog-and-pony show bullshit. James does, and that means he's a dipshit. People have been kissing this man's ass SINCE ****ING MIDDLE SCHOOL, and he still needs this hourlong AFI tribute special? Bullshit. BULLSHIT.

And I don't care that he asked ESPN to use the commercial airtime tomorrow night to go to charity. That's the most transparent use of charity for the sake of self-glorification I've seen since I saw some actor do it yesterday. "Hey ESPN, why don't you spend an hour kissing my ass? Oh, don't worry. We'll give the money to AIDS babies. That totally makes me selfless." No, it doesn't.

And **** YOU to ESPN for going along with this "Bonds on Bonds" redux. If an ESPN reporter found concrete proof tomorrow morning that James was going to Cleveland or somewhere else, do you think ESPN would let him run with it? **** AND NO. They'd stick him in a ****ing Lucite box and throw him in the cellar until 10PM. They're the whoringest whores that have ever whored. I heard they offered LeBron's crew free blowjobs if he wins a title next year. Wilbon asked to blow him JUST A LITTLE BIT. Not much. Just a little bit.

LeBron is now the guy you openly root against. If he leaves Cleveland tomorrow night, he'll have needlessly strung along an entire fanbase and given them the middle finger by making their breakup spectacularly public. If he stays, he'll have spent two years cockteasing the rest of the world about going somewhere else when he probably never wanted to leave Ohio to begin with. There's no end result tomorrow that makes LeBron a sympathetic figure. He's already gone past the point of no return. He's a one who sucks the penis. Fitting that his most memorable career moment will come when he doesn't even take a ****ing shot. He's a guy that cares more about the end result of playing basketball – massive, unending adulation – than he does actual basketball.

I don't begrudge him that attitude. I'd be the same way if I were a basketball player. All I'd give a shit about would be what I make and where I'm drinking tonight. And I don't begrudge him the right to play somewhere other than Cleveland. It's Cleveland. It blows. There's nothing to do in that town except masturbate and cry. But there's a normal way of doing things, and there's the dick way of doing things, and making your own free agency a two-year drama capped off with an infomercial directed by Senor Spielbergo falls squarely in the purview of FLAMING ****ING DICK MOVES. James is trying to bullshit the world into believing this whole process is some great entertainment he's lavishing upon you. It's not. It's a con. Right now, a lot of people aren't buying the shit this man is selling. And really, that's all LeBron James is these days: a ****ing salesman.

[Swanman]

Originally Posted by RustShack

Besides the fact that Kobe isn't better than LeBron anymore, I think people are still forgetting LeBron and Wade aren't on their own anymore. Who cares if they couldn't do it alone, they aren't alone anymore. When Wade had another top player, he won a Championship.

It also helped that in the finals that year every time someone looked menacingly at Wade, there was a foul called.

[DJ's left nut]

Originally Posted by ArrowheadHawk

Keep ****ing doubting the King.

You are such a Goddamn tool.

You deserve that frontrunning bitch.

[DJ's left nut]

Originally Posted by Swanman

It also helped that in the finals that year every time someone looked menacingly at Wade, there was a foul called.

I thought about that last night - can you imagine how unwatchable some of these games are going to be?

You can't look sideways at Wade without a foul being called. James gets similar treatment. Then with this "Miami Thrice" thing hanging around, you know Bosh is going to get calls by association.

Gonna be a lot of whistles blowing in Heat games.

[RustShack]

Yeah, someone whos only 25 and is already a two time MVP sucks. Your an idiot. And your still forgetting that hes not the only guy on the team. They have two other starters from our Olympic gold medal team. These three guys aren't the same exact type of player playing the same position... they all bring something to the table. They will open it up for the other two guys on the court to really step up to. James and Wade both need double to triple teamed almost anytime they touch the ball.

[L.A. Chieffan]

lol, everybody on espn now saying kobe is more popular than leFraud and now leFraud is the villian.

even skip of all people!

[kstater]

Originally Posted by RustShack

These three guys aren't the same exact type of player playing the same position... .

Actually Wade and Lebron are the exact same type of player that do the exact same thing on the court.

[Sofa King]

WTF^

[DJ's left nut]

Originally Posted by RustShack

Yeah, someone whos only 25 and is already a two time MVP sucks. Your an idiot. And your still forgetting that hes not the only guy on the team. They have two other starters from our Olympic gold medal team. These three guys aren't the same exact type of player playing the same position... they all bring something to the table. They will open it up for the other two guys on the court to really step up to. James and Wade both need double to triple teamed almost anytime they touch the ball.

So you're either illiterate or just not very bright. (Tip: Next time, use the correct form of "You're" when calling someone an idiot. At the very least, use the proper CP form of it).

At no point did I say he sucked. In fact, I've said the opposite on numerous occasions.

However, you're dead ass wrong about the game they play. Wade and LeBron play exactly the same game. LeBron plays it with power where Wade plays it with finesse, but they both need the ball in their hands to do it and they will both tend to occupy the same places on the court. That team is going to have a very difficult time maintaining proper spacing to run an effective offense.

I'm absolutely certain you don't understand enough about the nuance of the game (you probably just watch Sportscenter for the super awesome dunk highlights), so this concept has just gone screaming right over your head. However, take it from a grown up, it's absolutely true.

[ClevelandBronco]

Caveat: I have no idea whether this is true. I'm unfamiliar with the website and there is a pretty glaring typo, so for all I know it's as much of an amateur operation as WPI.

LeBron James Fat Head - Drastically Reduced

Have you been waiting to get your very own LeBron James Fat Head? Now's the time, especially if you want him in a Cavaliers uniform.

Fat Head is offering a drastic discount on the removable wall graphics featuring James about to deliver a slam dunk. The price? $17.41. The reason? That's the year Benedict Arnold was born.

Oh yea, Cavaliers owner Dan Gilbert owns Fat Head.

http://www.fearthesword.com/2010/7/9...ally?ref=yahoo

[kstater]

http://msn.foxsports.com/nba/story/l...onships-070910

This was Tiger Woods II, a wounded child star revealing the toll of celebrity and brand-building on his character, decision-making and self-awareness.
As of right now, we have no clue if we’ll ever again see the old Tiger Woods, the ruthless, lethal golfer eclipsing Jack Nicklaus. Thanksgiving ’09 damaged that Tiger.


The Summer of ’10 may have done irreparable damage to LeBron James.
Thursday night, his LeBrontourage and ESPN enablers dressed him in a clown suit, topped it with a black hat and turned him into a buffoonish laughingstock and villain.
Will he recover?
For seven years, James seemed to delight in, court and fuel himself with universal adoration and respect. It’s gone now, and it’s not coming back. He’s a hero in Miami, a coward in New York, a spoiled, narcissistic punk most everywhere else and Black Modell in Ohio.
Cavs fans burned his jersey in the streets. Police protected his house in Akron and a giant “Witness” banner in downtown Cleveland.
Cavaliers owner Dan Gilbert eviscerated LeBron’s reputation, telling the Associated Press that James quit in the playoffs, wouldn’t return phone calls or text messages for more than a month and described James’ televised reality-show exit self-promotional and cowardly.
Maybe LeBron wants to be the NBA’s Bad Boy, a mix of Allen Iverson, Isiah Thomas and Bill Laimbeer. Maybe the venom directed LeBron’s way will motivate him, mature his competitive focus.
Or maybe he’ll melt.
Tiger looks guilt-ridden and less confident since his flaws were exposed, since his initial prisoner-of-war press conference turned him into Jay Leno and David Letterman fodder.


The Summer of LeBron will continue on South Beach. He picks Miami.



“The Decision,” LeBron’s emotion-free, lovemaking session with Jim Gray, Stu Scott, Mike Wilbon, Jon Barry and Chris Broussard, is something sports fans will never forget.
It was America’s first all-male, PG-13 celebrity sex tape.
The problem is, LeBron’s handlers failed to warn him that sex tapes enhance the careers of female celebrities. The men, unless strapped like Tommy Lee and performing opposite Pamela Anderson, don’t get much bounce or they’re ridiculed.
“I wanted to do what was best for LeBron James,” King James told Wilbon. “What LeBron James was going to do to make him happy.”
Yep, his most memorable speaking line from LeDecision was delivered in third person. He’s a joke, and only the insanely dishonest will defend his performance and the decision to host LeBron-apalooza.
LeBron and Maverick Carter, the King’s right-hand man, actually thought a $2.5 million check to the Boys and Girls Club and online scholarships to the University of Phoenix would clean up this mess, would ease the pain in his hometown.
Can LeBron handle the mental abuse he’s about to endure? Will being reviled energize him the way being revered did?
You can’t effectively fly insulting banners over NBA arenas, but you sure as hell can heckle and taunt with signs. The abuse some would like to heap on Tiger Woods on the golf course, they’ll be free to unload on the new, tattooed poster child for athletic self-indulgence and narcissism.
Tiger operates in a PGA-fortified cocoon. LeBron works in the NBA’s boiling pot, ground zero for the culture war between hip-hop values and corporate sponsorship.
He’s a target now. The preening and dancing and powder-throwing have a stench, a B.O., as in Bron Owens, the NBA’s Terrell Owens.





Where was Nike? Why didn’t Phil Knight put a stop to this, get James to comprehend the risks?
No one cares about LeBron giving the advertising dollars from “The Decision” to the Boys and Girls Club. James would’ve been better served cutting a personal check to a Cleveland/Akron charity and informing the Cavs he was leaving immediately after the playoffs.
It appears Dan Gilbert is irate because he realizes LeBron made LeDecision long ago. This whole spectacle was a gigantic tease, a charade. The Cavs‘ offseason approach (draft, free agency, Mike Brown, Danny Ferry) might have been dramatically different had the organization known from the get-go James was leaving.
LeBron owed Gilbert and Cavs fans a heads-up.
“I wanted to do what was best for LeBron James,” he said. “What LeBron James was going to do to make him happy.”
When James announced his decision, he didn’t say he was joining Dwyane Wade, Chris Bosh and the Miami Heat. LeBron said he was going to South Beach.
He’s Tiger Woods, chasing a childhood celebrity stole. LeBrand, Maverick, Drama and Turtle are headed to South Beach to party with D.Wade and CB4.
There’ll be more new baby-mamas than championships.
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[DeezNutz]

LeBron had to quit because of his French name.

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

Originally Posted by DeezNutz

LeBron had to quit because of his French name.

At this point, I would just like to remind everyone that if you haven't turned to the west, knelt in supplication, and begun your prayers to the Prophet Bryant; your heads will be cut off before sundown.

Infidels.

Thx!