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Stupid Tourist Tricks
![]() It's off to a fast start already this year! A list of incidents involving people trying to obtain the coveted Darwin Award. I will keep you up to date of all the stupid tourist tricks. This yesterday: We thought it was cold! (this is a first) ![]() http://www.ktvq.com/story/31975424/y...ed-it-was-cold How this lady lived and was not gored is beyond me: Buy a Powerball ticket lady: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zfk1O9_quxs This from last week: Amazing no one got taken out: http://www.krtv.com/story/31915893/v...nal-park-video Much of the time, this is what happens: Fat guy vs Bison https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PNvTHOrTf_Y At this rate, it should be a record year for goring incidents, Chinese tourists seem particularly clueless. So far no goring's, but it's coming. If you have any from your area, post them up. Last edited by Bwana; 06-08-2016 at 06:56 AM.. |
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It doesn't explain why they didn't have a cookout.
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Didn't the Chinese government have to start running public info campaigns recently telling their citizens it's not ok to defecate in public when visiting other countries? I'm not joking I think that's a real story.
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Looks like the Bison wrangler was a French Canadian from Quebec.......figures.
http://trib.com/news/local/crime-and...766d70fb0.html
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You'd of thought they could of found a buffalo ranch somewhere close that needed a new bloodline that could of taken care of it.
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They won't do that for fear of spreading brucellosis (sp) outside the park to other herds.
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http://www.jhnewsandguide.com/galler...2.html/?page=1
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Actually several rangers there know me and I'm sort of a minor celebrity there. One of the rangers told me, its better to beg forgiveness than it is to ask permission.
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