Home Discord Chat
Go Back   ChiefsPlanet > Hall of Classics
Register FAQDonate Members List Calendar

View Poll Results: See Question Below
Nope. Civilized people don't eat other people. 12 19.67%
Yep. Tastes like chicken, but with a wedding ring. 25 40.98%
My lawyer has advised me not to answer this question. 24 39.34%
Voters: 61. You may not vote on this poll

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 11-22-2002, 07:07 PM  
Rain Man Rain Man is online now
Seize life. Be an ermine.
 
Rain Man's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: My house
Casino cash: $1458491
VARSITY
Cannibalism - pro or anti?

I'm working late tonight, so I thought I'd reprise my only post that was ever banned back on the old KC Star BB. It was deleted before I could get a proper vote.


Here's the scenario: You're trapped in a wagon train/plane crash/Milwaukee apartment with no sources of food whatsoever. However, a few dead fellow pioneers/soccer players/bar patrons are lying about, with expiration dates that are still good.

Assume that you have a 33 percent chance of surviving until the St. Bernards arrive if you DON'T barbecue the ol' gang, and a 66 percent of surviving if you partake of Sapiens stew.

What's your choice?
Posts: 143,128
Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.
    Reply With Quote
Old 02-14-2003, 02:06 PM   #46
Rain Man Rain Man is online now
Seize life. Be an ermine.
 
Rain Man's Avatar
 

Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: My house
Casino cash: $1458491
VARSITY
Quote:
Originally posted by KCChiefsMan
anybody remember that case back in 1983 or 1984 where something like this happened? they were stranded at sea for like 7 days and they all voted to eat the kid and they did, then when they were rescued they all went to jail for murder?
Seven days, and they killed and ate somebody? I'd hate to be in front of them in a long line at Disneyland.
__________________
Active fan of the greatest team in NFL history.
Posts: 143,128
Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.
    Reply With Quote
Old 02-14-2003, 02:33 PM   #47
scooter scooter is offline
Starter
 

Join Date: Aug 2000
Casino cash: $9994900
Monty Python and Cannibalism

6: How we feeling, Captain?
C: Not too good. I...I feel so weak.
2: We can't hold out much longer.
C: Listen...chaps...there's still a chance. I'm...done for, I've...got a gammy leg and I'm going fast; I'll never get through. But...some of you might. So...you'd better eat me.
?: Eat you, sir?
C: Yes. Eat me.
?: Iiuuhh! With a gammy leg?
C: You didn't eat the leg, Thompson. There's still plenty of good meat. Look at that arm.
5: It's not just the leg, sir.
C: What do you mean?
5: Well, sir...it's just that -
C: Why don't you want to eat me?
5: I'd rather eat Johnson, sir!
?: So would I, sir.
C: I see.
?: Then that's decided...everyone's gonna eat me!
?: Uh, well.
5: What, sir?
?: Go ahead, please, but I won't -
?: Oh nonsense, sir, you're starving; tuck in!
1: No, no, it's not that.
?: What's the matter with Johnson, sir?
1: Well, he's not kosher.
5: That depends how we kill him, sir.
1: Yes, that's true. But to be perfectly frank I...I like my meat a little more lean. I'd rather eat Hodges.
?: Oh well, all right.
5: I still prefer Johnson.
C: I wish you'd all stop bickering and eat me.
1: Look. I tell you what. Those who want to can eat Johnson. And you, sir, can have my leg. And we make some stock from the Captain, and then we'll have Johnson cold for supper.
__________________
--
scooter
Posts: 472
scooter is a favorite in the douche of the year contest.scooter is a favorite in the douche of the year contest.
    Reply With Quote
Old 02-14-2003, 02:45 PM   #48
Go_Bo_Go
Guest
 

Casino cash: $
one observation...

for a group that professes to despise lawyers, "isn't it strange" (mocking a recent thread) that such a high percentage vote based on the "advice" of their lawyer?

Posts: n/a
    Reply With Quote
Old 02-14-2003, 03:07 PM   #49
Pennywise Pennywise is offline
pew pew madafakas
 
Pennywise's Avatar
 

Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: Derry, Maine
Casino cash: $184400
Supposedly we taste “sweet” and our meat is stringy. Enough cayenne and no one will know the difference anyway.

Reminds me of that movie “Alive” where that dude is gnawing on fingers. Which could be served as appetizers, much like hot wings.

Just think about how much meat is on the human body. Quarter up a medium size person and you have enough grub for awhile.

I bet Emeril could do some crazy shit with some calf muscles and a few biceps.
__________________
Posts: 8,466
Pennywise is obviously part of the inner Circle.Pennywise is obviously part of the inner Circle.Pennywise is obviously part of the inner Circle.Pennywise is obviously part of the inner Circle.Pennywise is obviously part of the inner Circle.Pennywise is obviously part of the inner Circle.Pennywise is obviously part of the inner Circle.Pennywise is obviously part of the inner Circle.Pennywise is obviously part of the inner Circle.Pennywise is obviously part of the inner Circle.Pennywise is obviously part of the inner Circle.
    Reply With Quote
Old 02-14-2003, 03:14 PM   #50
Hydrae Hydrae is online now
MVP
 
Hydrae's Avatar
 

Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Newport, Or
Casino cash: $787000
Quote:
Originally posted by PennyWise
I bet Emeril could do some crazy shit with some calf muscles and a few biceps.



That is classic!
__________________
My 2024 Adopt-A-Chief: Rashee Rice
Posts: 14,756
Hydrae has parlayed a career as a truck driver into debt free trailer and jon boat ownership.Hydrae has parlayed a career as a truck driver into debt free trailer and jon boat ownership.Hydrae has parlayed a career as a truck driver into debt free trailer and jon boat ownership.Hydrae has parlayed a career as a truck driver into debt free trailer and jon boat ownership.Hydrae has parlayed a career as a truck driver into debt free trailer and jon boat ownership.Hydrae has parlayed a career as a truck driver into debt free trailer and jon boat ownership.Hydrae has parlayed a career as a truck driver into debt free trailer and jon boat ownership.Hydrae has parlayed a career as a truck driver into debt free trailer and jon boat ownership.Hydrae has parlayed a career as a truck driver into debt free trailer and jon boat ownership.Hydrae has parlayed a career as a truck driver into debt free trailer and jon boat ownership.Hydrae has parlayed a career as a truck driver into debt free trailer and jon boat ownership.
    Reply With Quote
Old 08-27-2004, 07:23 PM   #51
Boozer Boozer is offline
Pain Cake
 
Boozer's Avatar
 

Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Lawrence, KS
Casino cash: $10004900
Hall of Classics?
__________________
Posts: 10,170
Boozer is the dumbass Milkman is always talking aboutBoozer is the dumbass Milkman is always talking aboutBoozer is the dumbass Milkman is always talking aboutBoozer is the dumbass Milkman is always talking aboutBoozer is the dumbass Milkman is always talking aboutBoozer is the dumbass Milkman is always talking aboutBoozer is the dumbass Milkman is always talking aboutBoozer is the dumbass Milkman is always talking aboutBoozer is the dumbass Milkman is always talking about
    Reply With Quote
Old 08-27-2004, 07:39 PM   #52
Skip Towne Skip Towne is offline
Supporter
 
Skip Towne's Avatar
 

Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: T-Town
Casino cash: $10004900
Quote:
Originally Posted by Hydrae
This is just wrong:

"In 1874, Packer polished off five fellow prospectors in a mid-winter munchy fit."
I find it hilarious that the dining hall at the University of Colorado is named Alfred Packer Cafeteria.
Posts: 69,689
Skip Towne is not part of the Right 53.Skip Towne is not part of the Right 53.Skip Towne is not part of the Right 53.Skip Towne is not part of the Right 53.Skip Towne is not part of the Right 53.Skip Towne is not part of the Right 53.Skip Towne is not part of the Right 53.Skip Towne is not part of the Right 53.Skip Towne is not part of the Right 53.Skip Towne is not part of the Right 53.Skip Towne is not part of the Right 53.
    Reply With Quote
Old 08-27-2004, 08:29 PM   #53
Duck Dog Duck Dog is offline
Reap the whirlwind
 
Duck Dog's Avatar
 

Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Olathe
Casino cash: $10004900
Quote:
Originally Posted by KCWolfman
Trapped in the wilderness and no food?

First one who sleeps, loses.


Two year old rep.
Posts: 8,902
Duck Dog is not part of the Right 53.Duck Dog is not part of the Right 53.Duck Dog is not part of the Right 53.Duck Dog is not part of the Right 53.Duck Dog is not part of the Right 53.Duck Dog is not part of the Right 53.Duck Dog is not part of the Right 53.Duck Dog is not part of the Right 53.Duck Dog is not part of the Right 53.Duck Dog is not part of the Right 53.Duck Dog is not part of the Right 53.
    Reply With Quote
Old 08-27-2004, 09:04 PM   #54
Rain Man Rain Man is online now
Seize life. Be an ermine.
 
Rain Man's Avatar
 

Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: My house
Casino cash: $1458491
VARSITY
Whoa. Blast from the past. It still makes me chuckle to think about the Star BB removing it.
__________________
Active fan of the greatest team in NFL history.
Posts: 143,128
Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.
    Reply With Quote
Old 08-28-2004, 09:51 AM   #55
Boyceofsummer Boyceofsummer is offline
That Doyle, he's a mean-un
 
Boyceofsummer's Avatar
 

Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Salina, Kansas
Casino cash: $10004900
We laughed, we cried and..................

ate a part of each other.
__________________
ALL YOU GIMPS & reerunS..........GET THE **** OUT!
Posts: 970
Boyceofsummer Loves all of Deberg's threads.Boyceofsummer Loves all of Deberg's threads.Boyceofsummer Loves all of Deberg's threads.Boyceofsummer Loves all of Deberg's threads.Boyceofsummer Loves all of Deberg's threads.
    Reply With Quote
Old 08-28-2004, 11:45 AM   #56
Boyceofsummer Boyceofsummer is offline
That Doyle, he's a mean-un
 
Boyceofsummer's Avatar
 

Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Salina, Kansas
Casino cash: $10004900
From Cheers

The gang is debating the Brady Bunch stranded on a deserted island. Who would they eat first? Woody: "Alice, cause she ain't kin."
__________________
ALL YOU GIMPS & reerunS..........GET THE **** OUT!
Posts: 970
Boyceofsummer Loves all of Deberg's threads.Boyceofsummer Loves all of Deberg's threads.Boyceofsummer Loves all of Deberg's threads.Boyceofsummer Loves all of Deberg's threads.Boyceofsummer Loves all of Deberg's threads.
    Reply With Quote
Reply


Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is On

Forum Jump




All times are GMT -6. The time now is 11:18 PM.


This is a test for a client's site.
Fort Worth Texas Process Servers
Covering Arlington, Fort Worth, Grand Prairie and surrounding communities.
Tarrant County, Texas and Johnson County, Texas.
Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.8
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, vBulletin Solutions, Inc.