My Ode to Chiefsplanet - Page 4

**Mr. Flopnuts** · 10:53 AM

Inspired by this thread;

http://chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=205898

Set to the tune of "We didn't start the fire"

Repost-Eat a Dick
Who cares if UP wants tits?
Mr. Fax has gone away
Claythan and Hootie are gay

First one in with antifreeze
We should've drafted Drew Brees
Tyler Thigpen yes he can!
Not another True Fan

Pile on-****in n00b
On the Mane his name is boob
Naked pics of Goldie Hawn
Get the **** off Skip Towne's lawn

TinyE's weight loss thread
Did you hear John Goodman's dead?
Endelt's banging Katipan
GoChiefs is still stuck with his hand

We didn’t approve your draftboard
We’ll pile on, we’re mean
We are the gang of sixteen
We didn’t approve your draftboard
Now you’ll throw a fit
But your and idiot

Rainman's polls-Daface the mod
Dane still thinks that he is God
Whitlock's fat-Let's keep Gun
Athan sucks-The deal is done

Hootie stares at all the dicks
This thread is worthless without pics
Repost, This, and many more
Kirstie Tynes is such a whore

Drafturbators-True Fans
Marlboro Chief no IP ban
midnight vulture-epic fail
Mr. Blonde is now in jail

Gaz is gone-The Madden Curse
Chiefsplanet has lost it's burst
Carl's out-Pioli hired
Don't like that? Die in a fire!

We didn’t approve your draftboard
We’ll pile on, we’re mean
We are the gang of sixteen
We didn’t approve your draftboard
Now you’ll throw a fit
But your and idiot

Name changes by the Mods
Fatties trying to change their bods
Rainbow Bridge-Where’s my dog?
Hog Farmer jacks off hogs

Chitown busted in the salon
Tony G. is good as gone
Denver Chief loves the dong
So much for this stupid song

We didn’t approve your draftboard
We’ll pile on, we’re mean
We are the gang of sixteen
We didn’t approve your draftboard
Now you’ll throw a fit
But your and idiot but your and idiot but your and idiot but your and idiot

burt · 04-15-2009, 09:33 AM

damn.....I wish I had talent.

**Mr. Flopnuts** · 04-15-2009, 10:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fire Me Boy!

There's no chorus, and no bridge. You need a chorus and a bridge. That's all verses.

I give you an "I" (for incomplete) until the chorus/bridge are put in.

Okay, chorus and now the bridge are added.

CoMoChief · 04-15-2009, 10:58 AM

You forgot the "IT SUCKS ROYAL DICK!!!!........OHHH 100% CRAP" part.

"DEISEL GAS SUCKS MY ASS!!!!"

Anyone whos heard the PoS Car song by Adam Sandler knows what Im talking about

Sweet Daddy Hate · 04-15-2009, 11:30 AM

That was beyond awesome. Required reading.
REP!

**Mr. Flopnuts** · 04-15-2009, 01:31 PM

Bump from the attention whore.

JOhn · 04-15-2009, 03:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts

Bump from the attention whore.

It was OK

**Mr. Flopnuts** · 04-15-2009, 03:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JOhn

It was OK

Better than "It sucked balls. Die in a fire." I suppose.

**KcMizzou** · 04-15-2009, 07:53 PM

This thread rocks.

Rep to Flop, and Iowanian both...

**Mr. Flopnuts** · 04-15-2009, 09:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Reaper16

An Ode to D.C. could be absolutely incendiary. Example:

Kotter's false equivocation
jAZ' lib-thread masturbation
Donger and his sophistry?
Walk into an AIDS tree!

I can't rep this again, but I have to say Reaper I'm tempted to use it as a sig. It's brilliant.

**Reaper16** · 04-15-2009, 09:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts

I can't rep this again, but I have to say Reaper I'm tempted to use it as a sig. It's brilliant.

I'm tempted to write more verses, but I'm kinda' afraid to.

**Mr. Flopnuts** · 04-15-2009, 09:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Reaper16

I'm tempted to write more verses, but I'm kinda' afraid to.

I hope I didn't piss anyone off. It wasn't my intention too. I'd love to see it though. Iowanian knocked it out of the park, and if that first one is an indication, you would too.

**Baby Lee** · 04-19-2009, 12:53 PM

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**Reaper16** · 04-19-2009, 01:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Baby Lee

See more funny videos and funny pictures at CollegeHumor.

Oh, no shit? Its not like Flopnuts linked to the thread about that video in the thread starter or anything.

**Mr. Flopnuts** · 04-23-2009, 03:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts

Inspired by this thread;

http://chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=205898

Set to the tune of "We didn't start the fire"

Repost-Eat a Dick
Who cares if UP wants tits?
Mr. Fax has gone away
Claythan and Hootie are gay

First one in with antifreeze
We should've drafted Drew Brees
Tyler Thigpen yes he can!
Not another True Fan

Pile on-****in n00b
On the Mane his name is boob
Naked pics of Goldie Hawn
Get the **** off Skip Towne's lawn

TinyE's weight loss thread
Did you hear John Goodman's dead?
Endelt's banging Katipan
GoChiefs is still stuck with his hand

We didn’t approve your draftboard
We’ll pile on, we’re mean
We are the gang of sixteen
We didn’t approve your draftboard
Now you’ll throw a fit
But your and idiot

Rainman's polls-Daface the mod
Dane still thinks that he is God
Whitlock's fat-Let's keep Gun
Athan sucks-The deal is done

Hootie stares at all the dicks
This thread is worthless without pics
Repost, This, and many more
Kirstie Tynes is such a whore

Drafturbators-True Fans
Marlboro Chief no IP ban
midnight vulture-epic fail
Mr. Blonde is now in jail

Gaz is gone-The Madden Curse
Chiefsplanet has lost it's burst
Carl's out-Pioli hired
Don't like that? Die in a fire!

We didn’t approve your draftboard
We’ll pile on, we’re mean
We are the gang of sixteen
We didn’t approve your draftboard
Now you’ll throw a fit
But your and idiot

Name changes by the Mods
Fatties trying to change their bods
Rainbow Bridge-Where’s my dog?
Hog Farmer jacks off hogs

Chitown busted in the salon
Tony G. is good as gone
Denver Chief loves the dong
So much for this stupid song

We didn’t approve your draftboard
We’ll pile on, we’re mean
We are the gang of sixteen
We didn’t approve your draftboard
Now you’ll throw a fit
But your and idiot but your and idiot but your and idiot but your and idiot

Yeah. And due to the terms of the trade I can't even wish the guy good luck. We need the higher draft pick.

**Mr. Flopnuts** · 05-08-2009, 04:13 PM

I'm disappointed my ode didn't make the hall.

04-14-2009, 11:30 PM
Mr. Flopnuts FINALLY! The wait is over. Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: The Future Is Now!!! Casino cash: $19947565	My Ode to Chiefsplanet Inspired by this thread; http://chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=205898 Set to the tune of "We didn't start the fire" Repost-Eat a Dick Who cares if UP wants tits? Mr. Fax has gone away Claythan and Hootie are gay First one in with antifreeze We should've drafted Drew Brees Tyler Thigpen yes he can! Not another True Fan Pile on-**in n00b On the Mane his name is boob Naked pics of Goldie Hawn Get the ** off Skip Towne's lawn TinyE's weight loss thread Did you hear John Goodman's dead? Endelt's banging Katipan GoChiefs is still stuck with his hand We didn’t approve your draftboard We’ll pile on, we’re mean We are the gang of sixteen We didn’t approve your draftboard Now you’ll throw a fit But your and idiot Rainman's polls-Daface the mod Dane still thinks that he is God Whitlock's fat-Let's keep Gun Athan sucks-The deal is done Hootie stares at all the dicks This thread is worthless without pics Repost, This, and many more Kirstie Tynes is such a whore Drafturbators-True Fans Marlboro Chief no IP ban midnight vulture-epic fail Mr. Blonde is now in jail Gaz is gone-The Madden Curse Chiefsplanet has lost it's burst Carl's out-Pioli hired Don't like that? Die in a fire! We didn’t approve your draftboard We’ll pile on, we’re mean We are the gang of sixteen We didn’t approve your draftboard Now you’ll throw a fit But your and idiot Name changes by the Mods Fatties trying to change their bods Rainbow Bridge-Where’s my dog? Hog Farmer jacks off hogs Chitown busted in the salon Tony G. is good as gone Denver Chief loves the dong So much for this stupid song We didn’t approve your draftboard We’ll pile on, we’re mean We are the gang of sixteen We didn’t approve your draftboard Now you’ll throw a fit But your and idiot but your and idiot but your and idiot but your and idiot Last edited by Mr. Flopnuts; 04-15-2009 at 10:53 AM..
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