I've been gone!

[burt]

Hi! I've been gon a long time! I've switched several jobs, got married (a mistake at this point) and lost 56 lbs. Unfortunately, I lost weight mostly through illness. Now I have completely quit booze and it's coming off steadily. Down to 224 from 286. 46 inch waist to 38. I am on top of my illness and things are looking good. Except the marriage.

Oh, and 2 weeks ago, I found out I have a 37 year old son that I had no idea existed. I have met him and his family. Wife and 2 kids. I now have 2 more grand kids! And that's all cool.

AMA!

[burt]

Originally Posted by dlphg9

I have a few questions

1. How long you been gone and why did you leave?
2. How long had you been split up with wife #1 before getting hitched to #2?
3. How long have you and this new wife been dating and how long have you been married?
4. What's going on with the new wife? What the rift and have you guys talked divorce? Does she even know you're unhappy?

1) Goodness, I don't know how long. But it's only because I've been so damn busy!
2) 15 years?
3) 10 years because the first divorce was so nasty. Married 2 years.
4) Not explaining. Briefly. Oh yeah she knows and will know more tonight.

[burt]

Originally Posted by dlphg9

5. Have to talked to your secret sons mom since finding him?

Yes. Via PM's. And she swears she didn't know. But regardless, she HAS to stick to that story now. Or completely spin out her son.

[Rasputin]

Originally Posted by R Clark

Sounds like you almost got what you deserved

Yeah I'm sure I deserved my brains splattered all over the windshield.

[Iowanian]

If you’d have been paying attention,you’d have know you should just have taken head from Alice at Mel’s diner.

[BryanBusby]

Originally Posted by htismaqe

Ha. Next thing we know, we will get a "hello from prison" post from burt.

"Not even the prison wife is working out. Too much teeth."

[Iowanian]

Since it show and tell….how did you find out about the kid?


Last year a local guy knocked on my friends door. He’s known him his entire life….guy calls him dad……another friend is his dad…..mom must have accidentally tripped on my friends baby wand. The kids wife had him do one of those DNA test and it linked him to my friend and another kid TBD.

[neech]

What happened on your health burt?

[TLO]

https://www.tahoeyukonforum.com/thre...orning.147449/

[Rasputin]

Originally Posted by TLO

https://www.tahoeyukonforum.com/thre...orning.147449/

My Tahoe never smells like farts.

[burt]

Originally Posted by neech

What happened on your health burt?

Combination of celiac disease and lymphocytic cytosis. If I got exposed to gluten, it started a war between the two and I became a zombie. Nauseous and extremely lethargic. Hard to make a living like that. Plus the urgency to sit down in the bathroom 6 to 8 times a day. The weight loss is nice, I wouldn't suggest it as a weight loss program.

[burt]

Originally Posted by Rasputin

My Tahoe never smells like farts.

liar.

[Rausch]

Originally Posted by Monty

It's next on the list.

Glad to have you back and can't wait to hear about the other children you don't know about.

Do not recommend...

[Rasputin]

Originally Posted by burt

liar.

It smells musty now because it's been sitting in the yard for a couple years. I need to get rid of it.

[|Zach|]

Originally Posted by burt

Hi! I've been gon a long time! I've switched several jobs, got married (a mistake at this point) and lost 56 lbs. Unfortunately, I lost weight mostly through illness. Now I have completely quit booze and it's coming off steadily. Down to 224 from 286. 46 inch waist to 38. I am on top of my illness and things are looking good. Except the marriage.

Oh, and 2 weeks ago, I found out I have a 37 year old son that I had no idea existed. I have met him and his family. Wife and 2 kids. I now have 2 more grand kids! And that's all cool.

AMA!

holy shit

[Marcellus]

Originally Posted by Rasputin

My Tahoe never smells like farts.

Probably smelled like shit when dude started shooting at you.