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Time For Your Wake Up Call !!!
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Our society is run by insane people for insane objectives. I think we're being run by maniacs for maniacal ends and I think I'm liable to be put away as insane for expressing that. That's what's insane about it.
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III's been on a mission to Marry for a while now...the TennDPhottie fiasco behind him, a cherry lost during a rushed trip to walmart.....and now a wedding.
II.....I await the photo of the look on your face, when at the Groom speech of the reception, he lets you know you're going to be a grandpa again....and are getting another roomate. Congratulations. |
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Time For Your Wake Up Call !!!
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So far no baby, I have know for a month and a half. Been thinking that logic and common sense would sink in.
I was wrong........
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Our society is run by insane people for insane objectives. I think we're being run by maniacs for maniacal ends and I think I'm liable to be put away as insane for expressing that. That's what's insane about it.
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I think you should tell III about his "hernia" and have the doctor do the hervasectomynia repair.....monday.
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Time For Your Wake Up Call !!!
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Honestly, I have exhasted all words to no ends.
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Our society is run by insane people for insane objectives. I think we're being run by maniacs for maniacal ends and I think I'm liable to be put away as insane for expressing that. That's what's insane about it.
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Marriage is like drugs......Just say no!!!!!!!!!!!
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Congrats man! It seems like only recently you received your drivers license.
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I'm sorry, Ol' Roy, but this is hilarious in a sick way.
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AWESOME!
Can I get your autograph?
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Hey III....If she really loves you, she'll perform and ATM tonight.....not the withdrawl-money kind.
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what part of Russia does she hail from??
congrats on one 'gina for the next 50 years
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Just two years ago...Roy had problems even getting laid...
http://chatxxxmag.com/showthread.php?t=1478 And now he's getting married. CONGRATS!
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Just a tip, get one of those vacuum chambers to store your balls in when she rips them off, you know just so you can show your friends you actually were a man once.
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