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09-16-2006, 02:55 PM | #46 | |
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No shit !
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09-16-2006, 02:58 PM | #47 |
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III's been on a mission to Marry for a while now...the TennDPhottie fiasco behind him, a cherry lost during a rushed trip to walmart.....and now a wedding.
II.....I await the photo of the look on your face, when at the Groom speech of the reception, he lets you know you're going to be a grandpa again....and are getting another roomate. Congratulations. |
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09-16-2006, 03:00 PM | #48 |
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So far no baby, I have know for a month and a half. Been thinking that logic and common sense would sink in.
I was wrong........
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09-16-2006, 03:02 PM | #49 |
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I think you should tell III about his "hernia" and have the doctor do the hervasectomynia repair.....monday.
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09-16-2006, 03:04 PM | #50 |
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Honestly, I have exhasted all words to no ends.
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09-16-2006, 03:09 PM | #51 |
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Marriage is like drugs......Just say no!!!!!!!!!!!
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09-16-2006, 03:15 PM | #52 | |
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My sincere condolences to you and your family on this most tragic of occasions.
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09-16-2006, 03:15 PM | #53 |
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Congrats man! It seems like only recently you received your drivers license.
Oh and a word of advice: Do not do anything to help around the house, you will just spoil her. |
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09-16-2006, 03:23 PM | #54 |
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I'm sorry, Ol' Roy, but this is hilarious in a sick way.
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09-16-2006, 03:47 PM | #55 |
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AWESOME!
Can I get your autograph?
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09-16-2006, 03:50 PM | #56 |
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Hey III....If she really loves you, she'll perform and ATM tonight.....not the withdrawl-money kind.
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09-16-2006, 03:52 PM | #57 |
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what part of Russia does she hail from??
congrats on one 'gina for the next 50 years
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09-16-2006, 03:53 PM | #58 |
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Just two years ago...Roy had problems even getting laid...
http://chatxxxmag.com/showthread.php?t=1478 And now he's getting married. CONGRATS!
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09-16-2006, 03:54 PM | #59 |
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Just a tip, get one of those vacuum chambers to store your balls in when she rips them off, you know just so you can show your friends you actually were a man once.
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09-16-2006, 03:59 PM | #60 |
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