My theory: How to eliminate girls' control over sex - Page 4

04-30-2004, 04:36 AM

I am rubber you are glue.

stumppy · 04-30-2004, 04:37 AM

CRIPPLE FIGHT!!!!!

KC Jones · 04-30-2004, 05:54 AM

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Originally Posted by listopencil

That's funny, I haven't slept with every woman who wanted to sleep with me. And It's been offered quite a few times. Now that I am married it happens more than ever. Learn to master your penis.

What you fail to mention is that you work at a leper colony.

JazzzLovr · 04-30-2004, 06:00 AM

I miss the night crew.

BTW, KCChiefsMan, I hear that girls with mullets who wear anything with the confederate flag, Nascar, or John Deere on it (especially if it's a dirty t-shirt) are pretty easy. And if she looks like she's in high school and is missing any teeth, pay no attention if she's ever rude or if you just get that "I'm not getting any from this chick vibe", because she definitely wants you.

Hope that helps.

**Dartgod** · 04-30-2004, 06:20 AM

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Originally Posted by JazzzLovr

I miss the night crew.

BTW, KCChiefsMan, I hear that girls with mullets who wear anything with the confederate flag, Nascar, or John Deere on it (especially if it's a dirty t-shirt) are pretty easy. And if she looks like she's in high school and is missing any teeth, pay no attention if she's ever rude or if you just get that "I'm not getting any from this chick vibe", because she definitely wants you.

Hope that helps.

Nice.

Another thread he'll be deleting real soon.

ndbbm · 04-30-2004, 06:28 AM

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Originally Posted by JazzzLovr

I miss the night crew.

BTW, KCChiefsMan, I hear that girls with mullets who wear anything with the confederate flag, Nascar, or John Deere on it (especially if it's a dirty t-shirt) are pretty easy. And if she looks like she's in high school and is missing any teeth, pay no attention if she's ever rude or if you just get that "I'm not getting any from this chick vibe", because she definitely wants you.

Hope that helps.

I laughed AND snorted at this.

Pennywise · 04-30-2004, 07:51 AM

Sex with a robot?

Its all very well until it short circuits and you end of with the equivalent of pissing on 20 spark plugs.

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Realistic sex robots. Robots, or androids kinda, that feel and act real and are good at sex. They need to be very lifelike and affordable. They need to be able to move and easy to clean. If these were on the market, and most single guys had one. They wouldn't pursue girls with the passion we do now. We might try a little at the bar, but motivation would be at an all time low. Because we now if we don't go home with nothing that night, we always have our sex bots to screw when we get home. This would eliminate most of the control women have with sex. Girls would start hitting on guys and only the hot, rich celebrity type women would be able to remain the same.

ndbbm · 04-30-2004, 08:03 AM

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Originally Posted by PennyWise

Sex with a robot?

Its all very well until it short circuits and you end of with the equivalent of pissing on 20 spark plugs.

Cripes. Not even the inbred hicks in this po-dunk town would bang a robot. WTF was this boy thinkin?

Pennywise · 04-30-2004, 08:13 AM

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Originally Posted by ndbbm

Cripes. Not even the inbred hicks in this po-dunk town would bang a robot. WTF was this boy thinkin?

He was thinking he'd rather bang a machine because he's frustrated about his macking abilities.

I have this image of this dude in a bar (recently shot down) and yelling at the chick 'Don't worry bitch, I'm going home and fuckING MY ROBOT!!'

**ChiTown** · 04-30-2004, 08:18 AM

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Originally Posted by PennyWise

I have this image of this dude in a bar (recently shot down) and yelling at the chick 'Don't worry bitch, I'm going home and fuckING MY ROBOT!!'

Holy $hit!

Damn, why didn't I ever think of that comeback. Would've saved me years of embarassment.

ndbbm · 04-30-2004, 08:18 AM

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Originally Posted by PennyWise

He was thinking he'd rather bang a machine because he's frustrated about his macking abilities.

I have this image of this dude in a bar (recently shot down) and yelling at the chick 'Don't worry bitch, I'm going home and fuckING MY ROBOT!!'

I like to just stare blankly at a woman in a bar until they say "What are you looking at"...To which I reply, "Well, I'm going to have sex with you tonight, so you might as well be there for it." yeah...I can see this lamer has a .2 rating on the mack scale.

Pennywise · 04-30-2004, 08:21 AM

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Originally Posted by ndbbm

I like to just stare blankly at a woman in a bar until they say "What are you looking at"...To which I reply, "Well, I'm going to have sex with you tonight, so you might as well be there for it." yeah...I can see this lamer has a .2 rating on the mack scale.

My buddy I work with has a good line...

'Excuse me, but would you like to go in halves on a bastard?'

**Iowanian** · 04-30-2004, 08:24 AM

If you just keep giving them the cash up front...I'm sure they'll continue to take you down to the tall grass, and let you do your stuff.

btw....some guy I saw on HBO already beat you to it..a lifelike looking doll, you can select the attributes......I'm sure you can find it online.

**ChiTown** · 04-30-2004, 08:26 AM

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Originally Posted by PennyWise

My buddy I work with has a good line...

'Excuse me, but would you like to go in halves on a bastard?'

Great line. A friend of mine in college used a line that always made me grab my gut in laughter. He'd go ask a girl to dance. If she turned him down he'd say, "No problem, I have to take a shit anyways"

Ahh, the good ol' days.....

Pennywise · 04-30-2004, 08:27 AM

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Originally Posted by ChiTown

Great line. A friend of mine in college used a line that always made me grab my gut in laughter. He'd go ask a girl to dance. If she turned him down he'd say, "No problem, I have to take a shit anyways"

Ahh, the good ol' days.....

Now that's fucking funny!

04-29-2004, 11:47 PM
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