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Jizz-sniffing janitor busts elementary school teacher
Awesome. Our country is ****ed up.
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04-20-2010, 02:59 PM | #47 |
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i'm guessing he either thought he was safe, or was getting his jollies out of the chance of getting caught.
either way, getting busted by a used-tissue sniffing(who's also familiar w/the scent of jizz) janitor is a helluva way to go. sec
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That janitor is the creepy one.
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04-20-2010, 03:03 PM | #49 |
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I think he just wanted it to do the deed in peace and quiet. I don't think the article mentions when he did it, but I'm assuming it was after the school was out for the day.
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04-20-2010, 03:05 PM | #51 |
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he probably checks under the lunchroom tables for old boogers, too.
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I mean honestly what kinda creepy dude would pick up a tissue out of a waste basket and proclaim "this smells like jizz!"
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Evidently he had something to work out before he went home.
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I wouldn't wanna put my mouth on any instruments in that room, for sure.
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Dude should have just said he was having a "Staff Meeting."
Hey, he's the band teacher. Somebody's gotta teach the kids how to Play the Organ. For sports, he could coach pocket pool, or supervise batting practice, or pud wrestling, or munchkin punching, or teach "Hand to Gland Combat" in ROTC. Or show kids how to peel the carrot or make yogurt or spread mayo or tenderize the social sirloin in Home Ec, or how to varnish a railing in wood shop. Chances are, because of this incident. He'll be "discharged." Thanks, tip your waitress and try the veal. I'll be here all week. |
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I'm fairly troubled by the number of people who seem to think this shit is okay.
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was he fondling himself or was he cranking it?
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