***2008-2009 Chiefs Planet King of the N00bs Final Vote Thread*** (with NSFW pics) - Page 4

**BigRedChief** · 12:32 PM

You only get one vote. It can't be changed later. It's a public vote this year by popular demand. Nominees are listed alphabetically. Simple rule to win......The poster with the most votes is crowned "King of the Noobs". If its one vote or 100, this vote is final. One poster has more than votes than the other two posters, we have a winner.

This poll will close on Thrusday at 12:44 pm and a winner declared. In the event of a tie, we will have another playoff poll between the posters that are tied at the end of this round.

No write-in votes, no other options in the poll.

All bribery, campaigining and any other attempts to sway the vote is encouraged and allowed. All pledged bribes and graft in the previous rounds of voting is not valid for this thread. All graft and bribes must be new to this thread. Previous promises of graft can be promised again here, but the prmoisee will no longer be obligated to previous bribes and graft.

Known bribes:

BossChief:
If BossChief wins he will provide $75 worth of beer at the next planet bash...if BossChief ends up doubling the second place votes, an additional $50 of burnt ends will be given to the planet bash.

If you refer a voter and they vote for BossChief you get $100K in casino cash.

BossChief is offering $350,000 in casino cash for every vote.

Skip Towne will positive rep any voter who votes for BossChief

Raised on Riots:

Every ROR vote gets $25,000 CS and 1 rep from Gonzo and $400,000 CS and 1 rep from Pestilence.

Phobia is offering $1.5 million in casino cash for every vote for Raised on Riots.

Mr. Flopnuts is paying $150K for the next 5 votes. posted 11:50 central time

Phobia will add a rep to future voters of RoR a mighty whack of the 14,345 rep stick.

The 2008-2009 King of the N00bs nomination thread:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=219158

Time to vote for the 2008-2009 Chiefs Planet King of the N00bs thread
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...=219232&page=6

Previous honorees:
2007 King of the Noobs = Crazy Coffey
2006 King of the N00bs = Bill Parcells (Now D2112)
2005 King of the Noobs = Fax

Sweet Daddy Hate · 12-06-2009, 05:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins

I stand by that statement.

However, I'm breaking out the soldering iron if I see another performance like today.

Question for you: What is your guys' opinion on Gholston? Seemed like he was making progress, but once Pace came back they just buried him on the bench.

The board I visit, which is comprised of fans that are pretty reasonable as opposed to the Radio City dumb**** crowd, have been up Gholston's ass all year long in disappointment.

Sweet Daddy Hate · 12-06-2009, 05:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ClevelandBronco

Do any of these assholes have an official Kenyan birth certificate?

I was born in Rome, in the month of June, and my birth mother died.

And that's all I can divulge about that.

**2112** · 12-06-2009, 05:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins

I stand by that statement.

However, I'm breaking out the soldering iron if I see another performance like today.

Question for you: What is your guys' opinion on Gholston? Seemed like he was making progress, but once Pace came back they just buried him on the bench.

I almost forgot about dunking your balls in chum and jumping in the shark tank!

Dude, Gholston is lost on the field. he has made no progress at all from last year. he cant fight off blocks and always gets caught on the inside on running plays. he is awful! And Sanchez is regressing..hes getting worse, not better. a competent head coach would have brought in a veteran backup qb and a good qb coach to coach this guy..Fatso has no clue what hes doing..

**Mr. Flopnuts** · 12-06-2009, 05:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaFace

How sad that our democratic system has now been influenced by bribes.

I totally agree. Corporate money in our politi.......oh. You were talking about CP. My bad. Carry on.

**Mr. Flopnuts** · 12-06-2009, 05:21 PM

My vote will go to either Boss again, or ROR. And if I decide to go with the underdog, I'm gonna go broke in bribe money.

Sweet Daddy Hate · 12-06-2009, 05:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts

My vote will go to either Boss again, or ROR. And if I decide to go with the underdog, I'm gonna go broke in bribe money.

"I'm ROR, and I approve of this message".

**BigRedChief** · 12-06-2009, 05:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaFace

How sad that our democratic system has now been influenced by bribes.

Ain't America great!

**BossChief** · 12-06-2009, 05:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts

My vote will go to either Boss again, or ROR. And if I decide to go with the underdog, I'm gonna go broke in bribe money.

they should have done one of these for last years kotn voting! He should have won it last year! A worthy adversary to be sure.

"the force is strong with this one!"

Im just glad I didnt fall into a loophole because I started my account on one of the last days of the year in 2008 and therefore wouldnt have been eligible for this years competition.

I just hope people feel I deserve the title. It seems they do. I think it is kinda cool!

Sweet Daddy Hate · 12-06-2009, 05:37 PM

In all honesty, the fact that I made the final cut validates my membership here, and my haters can now cry in their beers.

**BossChief** · 12-06-2009, 05:52 PM

It seems I might be out of the woods for the burnt ends part of my bribe huh!

**RNR** · 12-06-2009, 08:11 PM

Before the poll ends I will be offering huge casino cash for votes to go the way I want. Bribes seem to be a factor so tossing in 20 or 30 million casino bucks could be fun. As JFK's dad said once I am willing to buy the election but not a landslide~

Thig Lyfe · 12-06-2009, 08:18 PM

I abstain to protest the absence of KnowMo.

**BigRedChief** · 12-06-2009, 08:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RedNeckRaider

Before the poll ends I will be offering huge casino cash for votes to go the way I want. Bribes seem to be a factor so tossing in 20 or 30 million casino bucks could be fun. As JFK's dad said once I am willing to buy the election but not a landslide~

It's the time honored American way.

**BigRedChief** · 12-06-2009, 08:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SportsRacer

I abstain to protest the absence of KnowMo.

On what grounds do you protest? You didn't get your way? Try some bribes.

**RNR** · 12-06-2009, 08:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigRedChief

It's the time honored American way.

I know little about those up less ROR. I was one of the first to reach out to him after his epic start. His posting style is different than mine but I have no issue with him. I do like the fact this JD guy has said nothing and stayed out of the mix. As far as Boss he seems to take this way to serious and did not show the same class ROR did by voting for someone else. I intend on backing one of them but have yet to decide who will get the benifit of my casino cash~

View Poll Results: Who's thew King of the Noobs?
BossChief	73	41.48%
JD10367	27	15.34%
Raised on Riots	76	43.18%
Voters: 176. You may not vote on this poll

12-05-2009, 11:42 PM
BigRedChief Has a particular set of skills Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: On the water Casino cash: $988962 VARSITY	*2008-2009 Chiefs Planet King of the N00bs Final Vote Thread* (with NSFW pics) You only get one vote. It can't be changed later. It's a public vote this year by popular demand. Nominees are listed alphabetically. Simple rule to win......The poster with the most votes is crowned "King of the Noobs". If its one vote or 100, this vote is final. One poster has more than votes than the other two posters, we have a winner. This poll will close on Thrusday at 12:44 pm and a winner declared. In the event of a tie, we will have another playoff poll between the posters that are tied at the end of this round. No write-in votes, no other options in the poll. All bribery, campaigining and any other attempts to sway the vote is encouraged and allowed. All pledged bribes and graft in the previous rounds of voting is not valid for this thread. All graft and bribes must be new to this thread. Previous promises of graft can be promised again here, but the prmoisee will no longer be obligated to previous bribes and graft. Known bribes: BossChief: If BossChief wins he will provide $75 worth of beer at the next planet bash...if BossChief ends up doubling the second place votes, an additional $50 of burnt ends will be given to the planet bash. If you refer a voter and they vote for BossChief you get $100K in casino cash. BossChief is offering $350,000 in casino cash for every vote. Skip Towne will positive rep any voter who votes for BossChief Raised on Riots: Every ROR vote gets $25,000 CS and 1 rep from Gonzo and $400,000 CS and 1 rep from Pestilence. Phobia is offering $1.5 million in casino cash for every vote for Raised on Riots. Mr. Flopnuts is paying $150K for the next 5 votes. posted 11:50 central time Phobia will add a rep to future voters of RoR a mighty whack of the 14,345 rep stick. The 2008-2009 King of the N00bs nomination thread: http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=219158 Time to vote for the 2008-2009 Chiefs Planet King of the N00bs thread http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...=219232&page=6 Previous honorees: 2007 King of the Noobs = Crazy Coffey 2006 King of the N00bs = Bill Parcells (Now D2112) 2005 King of the Noobs = Fax Last edited by BigRedChief; 12-10-2009 at 12:32 PM..
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12-06-2009, 05:52 PM	#55
BossChief SuperBowl or bust Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: BF Iowa Casino cash: $-125912	It seems I might be out of the woods for the burnt ends part of my bribe huh! __________________ Dreams do come true... http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showp...postcount=1407
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12-06-2009, 08:11 PM	#56
RNR America is great assholes~ Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: In some people's mind~ Casino cash: $10027990	Before the poll ends I will be offering huge casino cash for votes to go the way I want. Bribes seem to be a factor so tossing in 20 or 30 million casino bucks could be fun. As JFK's dad said once I am willing to buy the election but not a landslide~ __________________ The Trump campaign and Black Lives Matter movement are perfect for each other. Both sides filled with easily led and angry nitwits convinced they are victims~
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12-06-2009, 08:18 PM	#57
Thig Lyfe Banned Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Thigpen's America Casino cash: $10004900	I abstain to protest the absence of KnowMo.
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