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" I prefer the bear "
I'm not a hip guy, and I don't keep up with stuff on the internet very often outside of www.chiefsplanet.com
Can someone explain this "I prefer the bear" stuff I've come across online? |
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06-17-2024, 12:07 PM | #46 |
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I prefer the sasquatch
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06-17-2024, 12:08 PM | #47 | |
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The 2 screaming "I wanna rape someone". |
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06-17-2024, 12:10 PM | #48 | |
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This is why I would immediately sleep with the biggest drug dealer.
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06-17-2024, 12:11 PM | #49 |
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06-17-2024, 12:47 PM | #50 |
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My wife and granddaughter and I were in Grand lake CO a couple years ago and a bear walked out of the bushes about 10 feet from us. My wife started to run and as I was telling her just back away slowly, a guy walks up and tells us oh don’t worry that bear is harmless.
I asked him so are you a biologist, “ no”, a Park Ranger, “no”, so just a bear expert then, “ no I’m not even from hear just a tourist”. Clearly the man was the most dangerous in that situation. |
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06-17-2024, 01:03 PM | #51 |
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Sometimes you eat the bear, and sometimes the bear eats you.
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06-17-2024, 01:08 PM | #52 |
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I didn't believe Zach about his girth til he ****ed a chipotle burritto for me his dick could not fit inside of it
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06-17-2024, 01:14 PM | #53 |
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Doesn't anyone remember the Steven King Novel and movie Misery?
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06-17-2024, 01:17 PM | #54 |
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Pitch your tent next to a bear's den and see what happens.
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06-17-2024, 01:18 PM | #55 |
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Why would we put ourselves in that position?
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06-17-2024, 01:22 PM | #56 |
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He basically said it's your fault if something bad happens.
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06-17-2024, 01:27 PM | #57 |
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Better yet try and pet cubs in front of Sow and see what happens.
Percentage of bear attack deaths would be interesting between Papa bear and Mama bear.
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06-17-2024, 01:29 PM | #58 |
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Papa bear will eat the cubs before acknowledging a human near by.
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06-17-2024, 01:42 PM | #59 |
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I bet there is easily 1/2 million women with scars on their knees who've already said this exact sentence. |
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06-17-2024, 01:45 PM | #60 |
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I'll take the bear over a pitbull any day though.
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