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Yes. I use talcum powder after every shower, and I feel clean, dry and ready to take on the world! Rar! | 20 | 16.81% | |
Yes, but I fear talc. I buy the expensive stuff without talc, because of some article I read about cancer risk. | 10 | 8.40% | |
Only if I have jock itch. | 38 | 31.93% | |
Ball Powder? Huh? What the hell are you talking about? On a completely seperate, unrelated note, my crotch is chafing. | 46 | 38.66% | |
I am female, and I find this thread to be highly amusing. | 5 | 4.20% | |
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04-08-2012, 07:11 AM | #46 |
FINALLY! The wait is over.
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Holy shit. I came in here to laugh, and I'm leaving a ball powderer. Thanks Icarus. I like tic tacs. I'm sure my balls will too.
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04-08-2012, 07:14 AM | #47 |
Quit your bullshit
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Sometimes a thread is right in a guy's wheelhouse. For Icarus, sack powder is his milieu.
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04-08-2012, 07:39 AM | #48 |
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04-08-2012, 07:50 AM | #49 |
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04-08-2012, 08:08 AM | #50 |
Keep doubting J MFing Houston
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Don't need powder if you free ball
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04-08-2012, 08:19 AM | #51 |
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Huh? I guess I never even knew they made "ball powder." That would have been nice to know when I was on a few of those 30 mile plus trail rides, when my twins bouncing off the side of a saddle, like I was in a chinese ping pong tournament.
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04-08-2012, 08:26 AM | #52 |
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The only thing between him and us is a thin layer of gabardine.
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04-08-2012, 08:30 AM | #53 |
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I only use it if I have been on a long motorcycle ride and my leathers are riding up my ass crack.
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04-08-2012, 09:16 AM | #54 |
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[QUOTE=Baby Lee;8525184]The only thing between him and us is a thin layer of gabardine.
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04-08-2012, 10:15 AM | #55 |
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I'm really surprised that more men don't powder. I've always thought that most men do.
Hell the first time I went all brazilian, I powdered up too because I wasn't used the skin on skin and it irritated me. I saw that monkey butt powder at Ace Hardware one day, and it took all I had to refrain from buying it for my husband. I just liked how it was placed on the counter at the hardware store lol. Dear men: Please do something about your ball stank. I don't want a mouthful of powder, but I can guarantee you I'd take that over your swamp ass smell/taste any day. |
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04-08-2012, 10:39 AM | #57 |
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See what I mean? The market is far from cornered. That's a good quote for an ad right there. I mean, sure it's hilarious, but it's also true. I think all men are entitled to have a fresh pair of pills. The anti-monkey butt is just terrible marketing. It almost seems like something you'd get at a joke shop or something. Plus, who wants to carry Anti-Monkey Butt up to the register? You might as well advertise over the store mic "My crotch smells like cottage cheese that's been in a greenhouse for a year"
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04-08-2012, 10:45 AM | #58 |
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Interesting thread. I have never powdered my balls but it might be time to start thinking about it.
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04-08-2012, 10:55 AM | #60 |
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Sone of you guys should powder your asses as well.
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