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Everytime my wife/gf/random person engage in coitus, I receive oral pleasure. | 72 | 59.50% | |
My wife/gf/random person is allergic to skin in the genital region so I never receive oral pleasure. | 3 | 2.48% | |
I only receive oral pleasure on special occasions. | 28 | 23.14% | |
I only receive oral pleasure when I pay a hooker aka the billay option | 4 | 3.31% | |
I am Clay and never get laid so this pole is irrelevant. | 14 | 11.57% | |
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12-19-2014, 11:46 AM | #46 |
FINALLY! The wait is over.
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Ladies and gentlemen, the new Keg in KC.
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12-19-2014, 11:49 AM | #47 | |
Keep doubting J MFing Houston
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She's got to get hers first, and that takes a while. But she knows how to hit my release valve in about 3 min. With a 3 yr old in the house it's quicker and easier just to get me off when I need it, and then I always end up giving her hers during that rico post. I'm really ****ing loving the way things are now. She's pretty hot, so I can really need some relief at any given moment. We have been together for 5 years, and went through a really dry period after the kid....it was not easy for me. Now it's like twice a week or more. I can definitely live with that. |
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12-19-2014, 11:50 AM | #48 |
11-5, baby
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12-19-2014, 11:51 AM | #49 |
"You like to drink?"
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How about points in employment beyond freelance writing at $50 a job and announcing for $10/hr for 10 hours a month?
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12-19-2014, 11:54 AM | #50 |
Fight, build, win!
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Everyone knows the ring goes on the blowies stop.
Kids let this be a lesson for you. Avoid the ring as long as possible. Or stash Ho money.
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12-19-2014, 11:55 AM | #51 |
Banned
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12-19-2014, 11:58 AM | #52 |
No Keys, No Problem
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Gents,
If your woman won't go down you might need to clean up the area. If that fails, shame her into it. "Really? Wow. Every girl I've ever been with does this." |
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12-19-2014, 11:59 AM | #53 |
Grand champ
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12-19-2014, 11:59 AM | #54 | |
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"honey...15 pieces of flare is the minimum. You do want to do more than the minimum, don't you"?
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12-19-2014, 11:59 AM | #55 |
11-5, baby
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12-19-2014, 12:00 PM | #56 |
Shit
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12-19-2014, 12:00 PM | #57 | |
MVP
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I am in the camp that Oral is part of a healthy sexual relationship. That being said, I am healthy |
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12-19-2014, 12:02 PM | #58 | ||
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A ladygarden is a lush patch of land, but a mouth, a mouth has . . . dexterity. Vagslappin' is like a good roller coaster, throw your hands in the air and ride like your hair's on fire. But a BJ with a modicum of expertise. Often is the time I black out, and wake up later like I'd hibernated all winter with a sammich and beer on the night table. Bitch could've robbed me blind in the mean time. BJ's turn me into a fainting goat.
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12-19-2014, 12:03 PM | #59 |
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You know who else gave blow jobs? The Nazis, that's who.
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12-19-2014, 12:04 PM | #60 |
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