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04-09-2002, 08:37 PM | #46 |
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Well as for me, me thinks Dole enjoyed his little discussion with the man from over yonder. Mr Dole likes to have these type of fits from time to time to ventilate his daily frustations ! Go ahead Bob, rant on some more, we like to read what you think !
Have another beer and buy a mower and you won't have these neighborhood problems. _____________________________________ Another entertaining chapter of "The Life and Times of Bob Dole"
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04-09-2002, 08:47 PM | #48 |
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Put up a fence and buy some cows, goats,and a horses....... this ought to get them rattled up ! The grass may not be tall, but the smell might turn some heads during the services.
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04-09-2002, 08:51 PM | #49 |
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Had it been me, I'd probably have pointed down the street to where the thieves live (I'm assuming their yard probably ain't in the greatest shape, either) and said "Go talk to those white trash c#cksuckers - they stole all my lawn equipment. And while you're at it, since I assume you're in tight with the Lord and all, perhaps you could get some lighting bolt or brimstone action going to wipe those fuckers off the block. Thanks for stopping by. Would you like a lemon bar?"
Personally, I live in a townhouse. The condo association takes care of that crap. A bunch of Mexicans mow my yard. It works for me. |
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04-09-2002, 08:55 PM | #50 | |
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04-09-2002, 08:57 PM | #51 |
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I would love to be neighbors to Frazod and Mr. Dole. all that entertainment, i'd never have to buy cable tv or go to the movies
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04-09-2002, 08:58 PM | #52 | |
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04-09-2002, 09:05 PM | #53 |
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Classic! Nice Call Dole.
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04-09-2002, 09:07 PM | #54 |
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I've got a really low tolerance level for petty crap, especially when it comes to my house. I'm very happy that I have very little responsibilities when it comes to the outside of my home - all I have to do is water the yard occasionally. That I can handle. I hope I never have to deal with my condo association, because I'm sure it wouldn't go over well. I already had to mount my friggin satellite dish on the ground right in front of my front door because the assholes don't allow them mounted on the building. Apparently it's an eyesore mounted on the building - but right in front of my door, well, that's just fine. Facist pricks!
Anyway, I'm sure Bob will deal with his yard when he's able. It's only April, for Christ's sake. And I agree with what Mrs. Headsnap said about the minister. If he bases his decision to minister to a community based upon landscaping appearances, chances are he's not worth having around in the first place. |
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04-09-2002, 09:08 PM | #55 |
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Awesome, Dole. (ala SNL) "Bob Dole's lawnmower. That's Bob Dole's lawnmower!!"
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04-09-2002, 10:01 PM | #57 |
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Out of line?
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04-09-2002, 10:22 PM | #58 |
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Stop the car!!! screeeeech.
I would've mowed it...Then knocked on the door and asked for a beer.
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04-10-2002, 08:47 AM | #59 |
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I wanted to bump this up for anyone who missed it. Pretty funny.
I would recommend that Bob Dole purchase a bunch of those little yard Gnomes. Paint them black with pentagrams and adorn them on your lawn in compromising positions. I assure you that the length of your grass will no longer be the primary problem.
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04-10-2002, 08:57 AM | #60 |
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Bob Dole was thinking about lining the sidewalk with empty beer bottles with candles stuck in them. Or maybe putting a bunch of trash bags on the front porch.
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