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05-22-2009, 06:36 PM | #5927 |
FINALLY! The wait is over.
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05-22-2009, 06:41 PM | #5928 |
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05-22-2009, 06:45 PM | #5929 |
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Are you a good kisser?
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05-22-2009, 06:46 PM | #5930 |
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05-22-2009, 06:47 PM | #5931 |
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You weren't raised pentecostal by any chance...
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05-22-2009, 06:49 PM | #5932 |
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Oh, damn. GOD DAMN!
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05-27-2009, 05:48 AM | #5934 |
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Oh for Pete's sake, just do it already. Nothing you do will be as good as you've made it out to be in your head.
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05-27-2009, 05:56 AM | #5935 |
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05-27-2009, 05:58 AM | #5936 |
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Eh, this one is just a tease. But she does want to meet. Maybe I'll get ALL FRIENDLY *jazz hands* instead of being a pussy this time.
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See a guy puts his hand on our knee and leaves it there. Then the girl is feeling tingly because it's new and exciting and the guy is feeling tingly because it's near a box. Then its our job to either leave it there or find an excuse to cross our legs or get up or otherwise move your hand. Every body part is the same process only a little more fun. You will at one point have your hand on a soft inner thigh and in your head you'll be thinking "will she let me will she let me will she let me omg im thinking exactly what mer said i'd think i spend too much time on CP omg shes letting me" and she'll let you and it'll be glorious. Well, soft and squishy but glorious. You will know immediately if she's the take charge kind of girl. Barring her sitting herself down on your lap and shoving her tits in your face, you're gonna have to be at least a little aggressive.
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05-27-2009, 06:17 AM | #5940 |
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Best thing is they don't flop in our arm pits when we lay down.
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