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11-01-2024, 09:46 PM | #5882 |
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Tell that to my boner.
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11-01-2024, 09:47 PM | #5883 |
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Yep. That's pretty much it.
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11-01-2024, 09:49 PM | #5884 |
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Do people in Cincinnati have to sign a disclaimer if they ate skyline chilli before they let someone finger their butthole?
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11-01-2024, 09:58 PM | #5885 |
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If you're fingering the butthole of someone who's recently eaten Skyline...you're either the bravest man alive or the dumbest.
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11-01-2024, 10:03 PM | #5886 |
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11-02-2024, 03:08 AM | #5887 |
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Joey Jumpball once again ass in the 4th Quarter. 3 TD and 3 INT. Dramatic drop in his play in the 4th. Choker or is it that wrist flaring up rfaulk? Choose wisely.
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11-02-2024, 06:09 AM | #5890 |
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I gurantee his wrist issue won't go well in the cold. Grip going to be an issue.
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The Bengals have 19 losses by one score or less from 2020-2024. Here's a breakdown of each game to assess where Burrow failed to extend a lead or take the lead/win game and where the defense failed to stop a GWD. 2020 LAC - threw TD pass @0:07. Called back on OPI. Missed GWFG as time expired. CLE - threw TD pass @0:43. Still down by 5 at that point. IND - threw INT to seal the loss. CLE - threw TD to take lead @1:06 to take lead. Defense surrendered GWD @0:11. 1 failure to extend lead beyond one score or win game (IND). 1 defense failed to prevent GWD (2nd CLE game). 2021 CHI - threw back to back TDs to get within 3. Defense couldn't get stop on CHI final drive to end game. GBP - missed GWFG @0:21. Threw INT in OT. Missed GWFG in OT. NYJ - threw INT w/lead, jets took the lead @3:45. Failed to do anything on last drive. SF - threw TD to tie at end of regulation. drove to FG in OT to take lead before defense gives up GWD. LAR - failed to extend lead in 4th on multiple drives. Failed to get in range or take lead on last drive. 4 failure to extend lead beyond one score or win game (GBP, NYJ, SF, LAR) 1 defense failed to prevent GWD (SF in OT). 2022 PIT - threw TD pass to tie at the end of regulation. XP blocked. Missed GWFG in OT. DAL - threw TD and 2pt conv to tie game @3:45. Defense gives up GWD. BALT - scores go ahead TD @1:56. Defense gives up GWD. KC - fails to drive team to GWD. Defense gives up GWD. 1 failure to extend lead beyond one score or win game (KC). 3 defense fails to prevent GWD (DAL, BALT, KC). 2023 BALT - threw TD pass @3:28. Still down by 3 at that point. Ravens run out clock. HOU - Boyd drops TD pass @1:38. FG ties. Defense gives up GWD. 0 failures to extend lead beyond one score or win game. 1 defense fails to prevent GWD (HOU). 2024 NE - failed to do anything on last drive. KC - failed to extend lead at end of game. Defense gives up GWD WASH - TD drive @0:40. Still down by 5 at this point. Failed on sides kick. BALT - throws INT and ravens tie game @1:36. Missed GWFG in OT. Defense gives up GWD. 3 failures to extend lead beyond one score or win game (NE, KC, BALT). 2 defense fails to prevent GWD (KC, BALT). Burrow failures = 9 Defense failures = 8 Still down, other team runs out clock = 4 PS - His wrist is fine, dork.
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11-02-2024, 08:56 AM | #5892 |
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Whatever. We could
Do the same with AR in GB. He lost a lot when the defense gave up tons of points. Joe is what his record says he is. 32-27. Whoopie.
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11-02-2024, 09:11 AM | #5893 |
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2019 - seasonal - good Oline, running, not that great, defense 7th pts, 17th yds.
SB - good Oline, running, 29/129/2/4.5ypc, defense gave up 20 pts. 2020 - seasonal - good Oline, running, ok. 12th ypc, defense 10th pts, 16th yds. SB - bad Oline, running, 17/107/0/6.3ypc, defense gave up 31 pts. 2022 - seasonal - good Oline, running, ok. 8th ypc, defense 16th pts, 11th yds. SB - good Oline, running, 26/158/1/6.1ypc, defense gave up 35 pts. 2023 - seasonal - good Oline, running, ok. 13th ypc, defense 2nd pts, 2nd yds. SB - good Oline, running, 30/130/0/4.3ypc, defense gave up 22 pts. You had a bad Oline in one instance--2020 SB. You had a less than mediocre run game once--2019 season but they were good in the SB. You never had worse than an average defense in season and in the SB, gave up 20 and 22 in 2 of the 4 games.
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You can keep ignoring everything but the results for CIN, BUF and SF, while KC has a clear advantage in the 3 critical areas (FO, HC, QB) and i'll keep posting twixters and stats until a magic fairy comes along and sprinkles pixie dust on my team.
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I have him at more than 9 "failures" fyi 21 losses in those close games is pathetic. Either extend the lead or put the damn game away like 15 does.
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