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**gblowfish** · 01-15-2013, 05:13 PM

Two Boffo Stories:

Story One: Man arrested for giving wicked wedgies, or snuggies, or melvyns, or whatever you call pulling the underwear over a nerd's head.

Story Two: Fifty Year Old School Teacher Gets Tanked on Cheap Wine, wrecks her van, offers to blow the cop if he lets her go.

Florida, I love you. You're just so fun!

Story #1:
Charles Ross is known for orchestrating outrageous pranks and posting them to Youtube. But this time, the 18-year-old prankster may have gone a step too far.

Ross was arrested for battery Sunday night after he allegedly gave a series of wedgies to moviegoers outside the Carmike Royal Palm 20 in Bradenton, Fla., while a friend filmed the prank, the Bradenton Herald reports.

The underwear prank, which Gawker calls a "wedgie spree," ended badly for Ross when a 20-year-old male victim reported to authorities that Ross grabbed him "by the back of his pants and pulled them up hard," according to the Smoking Gun. Although other victims of the schoolyard prank also came forward, the 20-year-old is the only one seeking charges.

On his Youtube channel, Ross has uploaded video footage of him performing a variety of pranks -- from doing handstands over people to trying out pick-up lines -- but the latest in his compilation is by far one of his most hands-on public displays.

According to the police report obtained by the Smoking Gun, Ross challenged the male victim following the wedgie, "asking if he wanted to hit him."

The Mantee County Sheriff's Office arrested Ross and detained him overnight. He was released on $750 bail, records show, and his court date is set for Feb. 14.

Though Ross' wedgie spree was meant in jest, this is not the first time someone has been arrested for doling out the uncomfortable underwear gag. In 2006, an Albany, N.Y., teacher was arrested for endangering the welfare of a child after allegedly giving a 10-year-old student a wedgie during summer school.

http://www.manateesheriff.com/Public...px?ID=10125392

Story #2:
'A' for effort?
Middle school math teacher Mary Maloney allegedly offered oral sex to a police officer after being nabbed for a hit-and-run in Palm Beach County, Fla.

Maloney, 53, was arrested Sunday after she crashed her van into a pickup truck around 8:35 p.m., then took off, according to an arrest report obtained by the Sun Sentinel. A witness to the crash tracked Maloney's car to a parking spot and then called police.

The arresting officer said he found an empty gallon jug of wine behind Maloney's driver's seat and "immediately smelled the strong odor of an alcoholic beverage emitting from her person," according to WPTV. The report states that her eyes were glassy, bloodshot, and partially closed.
The officer that drove Maloney to the police station noted that she asked him "How much do I need to pay you to just let me go? Don't you understand I am a school teacher?"

She then allegedly offered to perform oral sex on him and allow him to fondle her breasts.

Maloney was charged with driving under the influence, leaving the scene of a crash with damage, resisting an officer without violence, driving with a suspended license and attempted bribery of a public servant.

**Fire Me Boy!** · 05-26-2016, 10:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DJ's left nut

Yeah, this one's actually pretty unfortunate if you dig into it a bit.

The girl was an adopted runaway that had been rescued from a sex trafficking ring that she spent years in during her early teens. She's mostly just so mentally damaged at this point that she has no concept of 'established' sexual mores. And at it's core, the story is more along the lines of 'damaged girl bangs a dude she has a crush on, asshole guy brings a bunch of dudes into the stall to watch'.

Pretty shitty to go too far down the road on this one, IMO.

Missed this post earlier. Very sad.

**BigRedChief** · 05-26-2016, 10:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DJ's left nut

Yeah, this one's actually pretty unfortunate if you dig into it a bit.

The girl was an adopted runaway that had been rescued from a sex trafficking ring that she spent years in during her early teens. She's mostly just so mentally damaged at this point that she has no concept of 'established' sexual mores. And at it's core, the story is more along the lines of 'damaged girl bangs a dude she has a crush on, asshole guy brings a bunch of dudes into the stall to watch'.

Pretty shitty to go too far down the road on this one, IMO.

That changes the story tremendously. Wonder if the 25 dudes knew that?

from a practical standpoint, why would you want to be #22nd in a gangbang?

DJ's left nut · 05-26-2016, 10:52 AM

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Originally Posted by BigRedChief

That changes the story tremendously. Wonder if the 25 dudes knew that?

from a practical standpoint, why would you want to be #22nd in a gangbang?

Mostly I hope they all end up with herpes and largely don't give a shit what they knew.

**DaneMcCloud** · 05-26-2016, 10:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigRedChief

That changes the story tremendously. Wonder if the 25 dudes knew that?

from a practical standpoint, why would you want to be #22nd in a gangbang?

What is happening with high school aged children today that they can actually watch a girl having sex with their friends and teammates, in a bathroom nonetheless, and no one reports it to the school administrators?

Not one of the 25 says to himself "This is ****ed up shit"?

**DaneMcCloud** · 05-26-2016, 10:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DJ's left nut

Mostly I hope they all end up with herpes and largely don't give a shit what they knew.

The parents of the 25 have done a horrible job of parenting.

Absolutely atrocious.

**gblowfish** · 05-26-2016, 10:54 AM

List of Band Names based on Florida News:

Cats Downloading Porn
Kool Aid, Burgers, Weed & The Gang
Cocaine Butt
Where Should I Pee?
Sex Doll Threesome
Beg Me To Stop
Mall Evacuation
Strip Club Flu Shot
40 Minute Beating
Donkey Attack!
Fine Young Cannibal Puppeteers
Airing Out The Penis
Not Homeless Need Boobs
Flaming Lingerie
Hot Snakes
The Herpes-Infected Monkees (cover band)
Swimming Naked with Gators
Taser Me, Bro!
Ate Too Much Food
Zombie Nudists
Rage Against the Potato Salad
Flaccid Rubber Penises
I’m Guilty Arrest Me!
Harry Buttocks & the Golf Balls
Life-size Justin Bieber
Motorcycle Boogeymen
Nipple Bite
Assaulted with Butter
The Watermelon Dispute
Buy Grandpa a Hooker
Ferris Wheel Named Bruce
Kangaroo Chase
Squirrel Inside My Shirt
Too Fat for Jail
Lawn Mower DUI
Steal My Pooch
Airborne Fish
Orgy Gone Wrong
Blunt & The Herbs
The Monkey Punchers
The Alligator Traders

Red Beans · 05-26-2016, 11:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gblowfish

List of Band Names based on Florida News:

Cats Downloading Porn
Kool Aid, Burgers, Weed & The Gang
Cocaine Butt
Where Should I Pee?
Sex Doll Threesome
Beg Me To Stop
Mall Evacuation
Strip Club Flu Shot
40 Minute Beating
Donkey Attack!
Fine Young Cannibal Puppeteers
Airing Out The Penis
Not Homeless Need Boobs
Flaming Lingerie
Hot Snakes
The Herpes-Infected Monkees (cover band)
Swimming Naked with Gators
Taser Me, Bro!
Ate Too Much Food
Zombie Nudists
Rage Against the Potato Salad
Flaccid Rubber Penises
I’m Guilty Arrest Me!
Harry Buttocks & the Golf Balls
Life-size Justin Bieber
Motorcycle Boogeymen
Nipple Bite
Assaulted with Butter
The Watermelon Dispute
Buy Grandpa a Hooker
Ferris Wheel Named Bruce
Kangaroo Chase
Squirrel Inside My Shirt
Too Fat for Jail
Lawn Mower DUI
Steal My Pooch
Airborne Fish
Orgy Gone Wrong
Blunt & The Herbs
The Monkey Punchers
The Alligator Traders

I really like The Watermelon Dispute. The have some sick jams!

scho63 · 06-01-2016, 10:34 AM

At least 2 dead and nearly 60 others hospitalized after Florida music festival

Oh those crazy white kids and their drugs!

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2016/06/01...-festival.html

At least two people died and 57 more were hospitalized after attending a music festival in Florida over the weekend, authorities said Tuesday.

Tampa police said in a news release that a 22-year-old Melbourne man and a 21-year-old Kissimmee woman were hospitalized Saturday after attending the Sunset Music Festival at Raymond James Stadium. The man died Sunday and the woman died Monday.

According to Fox 13 News, an investigation was underway to determine the cause of the deaths and the reasons why nearly 60 other concertgoers were hospitalized.

The mother of the woman who died after the festival told Fox 13 News Tuesday that she didn’t think her daughter was a heavy drug user, though hospital staff said the deaths could have been caused by a drug overdose.

"We don't know (what happened). They have an autopsy going on," the woman’s mother said. "The hospital didn't know, they were bewildered with how to treat this."

Florida Poison Control said officials are trying to match the symptoms of those who were hospitalized with possible drug sources, according to Fox 13 News.

Police also reported 25 felony arrests, eight misdemeanor arrests and 16 marijuana civil citations at the festival.

Tampa police said drug-sniffing dogs were hired by the organizers of the music festival to screen people at the door.

"This year, they did more than they did the previous year," Officer Steve Hegarty said. "I don't know what plans they have for next year, but they are going to be well aware of the numbers we had this year."

journeyscarab · 06-15-2016, 09:44 AM

http://www.breitbart.com/big-governm...rt-police-say/

One of the most popular bars in Key West, Florida, erupted in a brawl, police say, because one couple took offense over another patron’s farting.
According to the Miami Herald, Florida police reveal the fight took place last Friday “due to someone farting” at a Sloppy Joe’s restaurant and bar.

The report stated that Naples, Florida, residents Richard McBride, 53, and girlfriend Sandra Stoner, 55, joined in an argument with an unidentified couple “over a fart.”

The Naples couple said that they took offense and began a war of words with the other couple with Stoner confronting them in “an aggressive manner.”

Key West Officer Igor Kasyanenko confirms that surveillance video shows Stoner getting out of her seat to confront the unknown woman by “getting in her face in what appeared to me as an aggressive manner.”

Apparently the unidentified woman began to tussle with Stoner, causing McBride to enter the fight to shove the woman away. After he pushed the woman, the man punched McBride in the face, the report says. McBride admits he then tackled the man, sending both of them tumbling to the ground.

Bar security then broke up the fight.

The other couple left the establishment before police arrived. Ultimately, McBride, who police say smelled of alcohol, received hospital treatment and no charges were filed. The fight is now gone with the wind.

Beef Supreme · 06-15-2016, 11:57 AM

Beer fart bar fight.

**Baby Lee** · 06-15-2016, 12:02 PM

I little bittersweet, this thread this week.

**Dave Lane** · 07-01-2016, 01:08 PM

siberian khatru · 07-01-2016, 01:15 PM

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**gblowfish** · 07-05-2016, 06:56 PM

Chick beats up her boyfriend using her infant child....
http://www.kmbc.com/national/18yearo...t%20Type=Story

**Munson** · 07-05-2016, 07:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gblowfish

Chick beats up her boyfriend using her infant child....
http://www.kmbc.com/national/18yearo...t%20Type=Story

Ban assault infants!

01-15-2013, 05:13 PM
gblowfish Be Kind To Your Pets Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Glorious Independence, MO Casino cash: $16996178 VARSITY	This Week's Important Florida News! Two Boffo Stories: Story One: Man arrested for giving wicked wedgies, or snuggies, or melvyns, or whatever you call pulling the underwear over a nerd's head. Story Two: Fifty Year Old School Teacher Gets Tanked on Cheap Wine, wrecks her van, offers to blow the cop if he lets her go. Florida, I love you. You're just so fun! Story #1: Charles Ross is known for orchestrating outrageous pranks and posting them to Youtube. But this time, the 18-year-old prankster may have gone a step too far. Ross was arrested for battery Sunday night after he allegedly gave a series of wedgies to moviegoers outside the Carmike Royal Palm 20 in Bradenton, Fla., while a friend filmed the prank, the Bradenton Herald reports. The underwear prank, which Gawker calls a "wedgie spree," ended badly for Ross when a 20-year-old male victim reported to authorities that Ross grabbed him "by the back of his pants and pulled them up hard," according to the Smoking Gun. Although other victims of the schoolyard prank also came forward, the 20-year-old is the only one seeking charges. On his Youtube channel, Ross has uploaded video footage of him performing a variety of pranks -- from doing handstands over people to trying out pick-up lines -- but the latest in his compilation is by far one of his most hands-on public displays. According to the police report obtained by the Smoking Gun, Ross challenged the male victim following the wedgie, "asking if he wanted to hit him." The Mantee County Sheriff's Office arrested Ross and detained him overnight. He was released on $750 bail, records show, and his court date is set for Feb. 14. Though Ross' wedgie spree was meant in jest, this is not the first time someone has been arrested for doling out the uncomfortable underwear gag. In 2006, an Albany, N.Y., teacher was arrested for endangering the welfare of a child after allegedly giving a 10-year-old student a wedgie during summer school. http://www.manateesheriff.com/Public...px?ID=10125392 Story #2: 'A' for effort? Middle school math teacher Mary Maloney allegedly offered oral sex to a police officer after being nabbed for a hit-and-run in Palm Beach County, Fla. Maloney, 53, was arrested Sunday after she crashed her van into a pickup truck around 8:35 p.m., then took off, according to an arrest report obtained by the Sun Sentinel. A witness to the crash tracked Maloney's car to a parking spot and then called police. The arresting officer said he found an empty gallon jug of wine behind Maloney's driver's seat and "immediately smelled the strong odor of an alcoholic beverage emitting from her person," according to WPTV. The report states that her eyes were glassy, bloodshot, and partially closed. The officer that drove Maloney to the police station noted that she asked him "How much do I need to pay you to just let me go? Don't you understand I am a school teacher?" She then allegedly offered to perform oral sex on him and allow him to fondle her breasts. Maloney was charged with driving under the influence, leaving the scene of a crash with damage, resisting an officer without violence, driving with a suspended license and attempted bribery of a public servant.
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05-26-2016, 10:54 AM	#561
gblowfish Be Kind To Your Pets Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Glorious Independence, MO Casino cash: $16996178 VARSITY	List of Band Names based on Florida News: Cats Downloading Porn Kool Aid, Burgers, Weed & The Gang Cocaine Butt Where Should I Pee? Sex Doll Threesome Beg Me To Stop Mall Evacuation Strip Club Flu Shot 40 Minute Beating Donkey Attack! Fine Young Cannibal Puppeteers Airing Out The Penis Not Homeless Need Boobs Flaming Lingerie Hot Snakes The Herpes-Infected Monkees (cover band) Swimming Naked with Gators Taser Me, Bro! Ate Too Much Food Zombie Nudists Rage Against the Potato Salad Flaccid Rubber Penises I’m Guilty Arrest Me! Harry Buttocks & the Golf Balls Life-size Justin Bieber Motorcycle Boogeymen Nipple Bite Assaulted with Butter The Watermelon Dispute Buy Grandpa a Hooker Ferris Wheel Named Bruce Kangaroo Chase Squirrel Inside My Shirt Too Fat for Jail Lawn Mower DUI Steal My Pooch Airborne Fish Orgy Gone Wrong Blunt & The Herbs The Monkey Punchers The Alligator Traders
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06-01-2016, 10:34 AM	#563
scho63 Politically Incorrect Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Scottsdale, AZ Casino cash: $-50000	At least 2 dead and nearly 60 others hospitalized after Florida music festival Oh those crazy white kids and their drugs! http://www.foxnews.com/us/2016/06/01...-festival.html At least two people died and 57 more were hospitalized after attending a music festival in Florida over the weekend, authorities said Tuesday. Tampa police said in a news release that a 22-year-old Melbourne man and a 21-year-old Kissimmee woman were hospitalized Saturday after attending the Sunset Music Festival at Raymond James Stadium. The man died Sunday and the woman died Monday. According to Fox 13 News, an investigation was underway to determine the cause of the deaths and the reasons why nearly 60 other concertgoers were hospitalized. The mother of the woman who died after the festival told Fox 13 News Tuesday that she didn’t think her daughter was a heavy drug user, though hospital staff said the deaths could have been caused by a drug overdose. "We don't know (what happened). They have an autopsy going on," the woman’s mother said. "The hospital didn't know, they were bewildered with how to treat this." Florida Poison Control said officials are trying to match the symptoms of those who were hospitalized with possible drug sources, according to Fox 13 News. Police also reported 25 felony arrests, eight misdemeanor arrests and 16 marijuana civil citations at the festival. Tampa police said drug-sniffing dogs were hired by the organizers of the music festival to screen people at the door. "This year, they did more than they did the previous year," Officer Steve Hegarty said. "I don't know what plans they have for next year, but they are going to be well aware of the numbers we had this year." __________________ *"The only difference between sex for free and sex for money is that sex for free costs you a WHOLE LOT more!"* ~Redd Foxx~ ~~2018 2019 2020 20212022 2023~~ 2024 Adopt a Chief - Clark Hunt and Brett Veach "The men who drafted Patrick Mahomes"
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06-15-2016, 09:44 AM	#564
journeyscarab SHOCKERS BABY! Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Overland Park, KS Casino cash: $1893555	Bar Brawl Erupts at Florida Sloppy Joe’s over Fart Police Say http://www.breitbart.com/big-governm...rt-police-say/ One of the most popular bars in Key West, Florida, erupted in a brawl, police say, because one couple took offense over another patron’s farting. According to the Miami Herald, Florida police reveal the fight took place last Friday “due to someone farting” at a Sloppy Joe’s restaurant and bar. The report stated that Naples, Florida, residents Richard McBride, 53, and girlfriend Sandra Stoner, 55, joined in an argument with an unidentified couple “over a fart.” The Naples couple said that they took offense and began a war of words with the other couple with Stoner confronting them in “an aggressive manner.” Key West Officer Igor Kasyanenko confirms that surveillance video shows Stoner getting out of her seat to confront the unknown woman by “getting in her face in what appeared to me as an aggressive manner.” Apparently the unidentified woman began to tussle with Stoner, causing McBride to enter the fight to shove the woman away. After he pushed the woman, the man punched McBride in the face, the report says. McBride admits he then tackled the man, sending both of them tumbling to the ground. Bar security then broke up the fight. The other couple left the establishment before police arrived. Ultimately, McBride, who police say smelled of alcohol, received hospital treatment and no charges were filed. The fight is now gone with the wind.
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