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#556 |
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Dont know how many of you guys are active in the dating scene but the truth is that every girl whos thin has 10-20 options at the very least unless she has some overt physical deformity like acne or something.
The problem is that you're competing with 10-20 other good looking guys who are all devising elaborate schemes to try and achieve the same goal you are. |
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#557 |
sorta mod-ish
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Have you gotten laid in the twelve days since you started this thread?
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#558 |
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I have an overt physical deformity. My chin / nose combo resemble this gu https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eOQO0OzX4Kk#t=452
and i also have male pattern baldness. I dont think it should come as a huge surprise i am unable to get laid. (I also have some mild acne) the only thing that's surprising is the fact that i put in this much time/effort with no reward. You'd imagine that i'd have run into a girl with a penchant for guys with weak chins/analytical overactive minds by now, as there are all types of weird fetishes |
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#560 |
Sleeping on the blacktop
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Alright, this guy is trolling.
Has to be. |
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#561 |
sorta mod-ish
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You kind of look like Theon Greyjoy. Maybe chicks just think you've been through years of torture and have had your junk cut off.
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#562 |
Space Cadet and Aczabel
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Just did 3 times. Outside even.
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#564 |
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this shit again
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#565 |
It's just a ride.
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Stop using your chin as a crutch. If Sean ****ing Stephenson can get laid, so can you.
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Oh, and have a large penis.
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#567 |
Consuming CP souls
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How small is your junk brah? Micro?
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#568 |
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They never get to his junk. And it's not his chin.
It's his mouth. He's a ****ing idiot and it's obvious Posted via Mobile Device |
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#569 |
MVP
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Ya I'm sorry but this thread is depressing. How hard can it be to get laid? At this point **** a hooker, it would save you lots of money. Also, try finding a big group of girls like 5 or more and go for the ugliest one in the group. That is all but guaranteed.
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#570 |
Sleeping on the blacktop
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I got laid Friday night.
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