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03-21-2009, 12:56 AM | #5656 |
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I committed a driving error, that's what.
Funny that I spend two hours driving around trying to find the ****ing place and **** it all up as I'm about to cross the finish line. I have no good things to say about any religious deities.
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03-21-2009, 01:00 AM | #5657 |
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I think a movie could be made about your life at this point...
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03-21-2009, 01:01 AM | #5658 |
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No, I'm nobody special. Just another ****up. Lots of those.
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03-21-2009, 01:10 AM | #5659 |
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Not like this though, this ****up is something you see in a movie not in real life. I mean this is just like movie scenario bad luck...
Like I could tell you ****ed up stories about my friends and none of them have movie sitcom laugh plots like that one you just told does. |
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03-21-2009, 01:12 AM | #5660 |
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lol this is movie shit, eh?
We can alter the script to make me fall in love with the tow truck driver. We'll make it a beautiful woman though instead of a fat man.
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03-21-2009, 01:17 AM | #5661 |
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We'd have to add and subtract things to make it more entertaining but still that last story has to stay in..
We'd give you a friend who banged all these chicks you wouldn't and then afterwards he'd say to you "I'll let you smell my dick for 5 dollars" to which you'll be grossed out. |
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03-21-2009, 01:22 AM | #5662 |
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03-21-2009, 01:23 AM | #5663 |
don't tell me about collage
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sux for you
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03-21-2009, 01:24 AM | #5664 |
Now you've pissed me off!
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God, **** I'm drunk.
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03-21-2009, 01:26 AM | #5666 |
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Ummm....ok???
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03-21-2009, 01:29 AM | #5667 |
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03-21-2009, 01:32 AM | #5668 |
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03-21-2009, 01:35 AM | #5669 |
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Claythan basically went to meet some chick at a club, got in a car accident pulling into the club and then spent his night riding around with a tow truck driver.
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03-21-2009, 01:35 AM | #5670 |
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You are bound to hit something if you circle the block enough times
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