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03-20-2009, 11:15 PM | #5642 |
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I think he's getting some pussy tonight. The tow truck driver took him home and she's coming to pick him up.
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03-20-2009, 11:19 PM | #5643 |
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WTF are you talking about? Certainly I'm missing a joke, right?
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03-20-2009, 11:58 PM | #5644 |
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No seriously. He texted me when it all went down. He was about to pull into the club and he hit someone.
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03-21-2009, 12:00 AM | #5645 |
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Oh no. Hope he's ok and not freaking out too badly.
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03-21-2009, 12:04 AM | #5646 |
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03-21-2009, 12:04 AM | #5647 |
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Nah, he's good. I think he's going to finally get some puddintang tonight. This girl I guess is going to come pick him up and you know she's feeling sorry for him already.
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03-21-2009, 12:04 AM | #5648 |
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Blessing in disguise, potentially.
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03-21-2009, 12:09 AM | #5649 |
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Basically I will never get laid.
The universe wills it.
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03-21-2009, 12:11 AM | #5650 |
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What the **** happened? Goddamn you.
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03-21-2009, 12:15 AM | #5651 |
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She's not coming to pick me up. I misinterpreted her. She was going to pick me up and drive me home. I had to go with the tow truck driver.
Anyway, 4.5 hours of driving around, destroying cars and talking about football with a fat tow truck driver. Great Friday night.
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03-21-2009, 12:18 AM | #5652 | |
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03-21-2009, 12:21 AM | #5653 |
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No. I'm not a ****ing asshole.
I'm going to have some fun with my friends Jim and Jack, though.
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03-21-2009, 12:51 AM | #5654 |
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The accident was my fault.
I'm a giant ****up. I need to join a monastery or something.
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03-21-2009, 12:54 AM | #5655 |
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Well, what happened?
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