I've Caught the Cancer [RIP]

[HayWire]

Obituary:
https://www.fohnfuneralhome.com/obit...ichael-brattin

In Loving Memory
Michael B
(name removed just to keep this thread from being the first result when someone Googles his name, but you can find it at the link)
July 6, 1976 - August 2, 2024

Michael B, age 48, of Mt. Vernon, Missouri passed away peacefully on August 2, 2024, at his home.

He was born July 6, 1976, in Cassville, Missouri the son of David and Doris (Sanders) Conner. On October 20, 2007, Michael married the love of his life, Emme Robertson in Carthage, Missouri. Their union was blessed with love, laughter, and the joy of raising a family together. Michael is survived by his father, David Conner; devoted wife, Emme Brattin; three sons, Dalton Brattin and his wife Shanya of Monett, Missouri, Chad Brattin of Exeter, Missouri and Brett Brattin of Mt. Vernon, Missouri; one daughter, Jayda Brattin and her fiancé Tyler Yeargain of Exeter, Missouri; one brother, Eric Brattin and his wife Donna of Davenport, Florida; one sister, Tobie Jones and her husband Brandon of Buena Vista, Colorado; six grandchildren; two grand dogs and two grand cats.

Preceding him in death were his mother, Doris (Sanders) Conner and grandparents, James and Bonnie Sanders.

Michael graduated in 1994 from Purdy High School in Purdy, Missouri, his pursuit of knowledge led him to Crowder College in Neosho, Missouri, where he earned his associate's degree in accounting. He worked as an accountant for Damar Worldwide in Aurora, Missouri.

Michael attended the Covenant Baptist Church in Mt. Vernon. Outside of work and church, he was an avid fan of the Kansas City Chiefs, reveling in the excitement of football season each year. His love for the game was just one of the many passions that he shared with his family and friends. Michael also enjoyed being outside, whether it was tending to his yard, enjoying a family barbeque, playing friendly games of pig basketball and golf, or simply taking a moment to appreciate the beauty of nature.

Services will be held at 2:00 P.M. Tuesday, August 6, 2024, at Fohn Funeral Home in Cassville, Missouri. Pastor Rick Cooper will be conducting the services. Burial will be at Maplewood Cemetery in Exeter, Missouri.

The family will receive friends from 5:00 until 6:00 P.M., Monday, August 5, 2024, at Fohn Funeral Home in Cassville.

Contributions may be made to Three Rivers Hospice in memory of Michael.

FOHN FUNERAL HOME
Cassville, Missouri
417-847-2141

5/25/23 Update:

Spoiler!

Originally Posted by HayWire

Thank you all. Been a wild week


The doc said to start getting ready. Called on the family in for good bye...you guys are part of my family.

The doctors are guessing a couple of weeks left

Original Post:

Spoiler!

Been having health issues for a while now.

Just got the news yesterday from my last test.

I officially got ****ing cancer in my gut.



Edit:
Sorry all,

Had a couple of days that weren't the best.

It was a swift reminder that I still have things to take care of.

My wife still needs to learn passwords, bills, etc. That got me thinking about what my "footprint" will look like when I'm gone.

I'm actually an intensely private person and I thought I've shared a tad much on here. At the same time I've got to talk to a lot of great people here and it does lift my spirits some when I see the positive posts from everyone.

Got rid of most of the pics etc.....the more I thought about it the more I felt selfish. CP has been my go to for 10+ years now and it didn't feel right to throw the C word out there and then just ignore it like it didn't happen.

Thanks,
HayWire

[Bearcat]

Originally Posted by seclark

Me?
It was great hearing from him, then the infusion was so so. The wife brought me home and I pretty much crashed the rest of the day and will for the next few days. She pretty much confines me to the house after infusions.

Treats me like a ****in baby, but I’ve got a few tricks up my sleeve.

We’re talking about haywire here though.
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Heh, it was a subtle play on the "**** yourself and have a good day".... I assume you ****ed yourself, but did you have a good day?

I'll see myself out.

[HayWire]

Originally Posted by Bearcat

So, did you have a good day?

I call it a good day when I don't shit myself in the middle of the nights. Ain't nothing like trying to get your day started by wiping the shit off ya

[seclark]

Originally Posted by HayWire

I call it a good day when I don't shit myself in the middle of the nights. Ain't nothing like trying to get your day started by wiping the shit off ya

Yeah, I’d rather **** myself
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[T-post Tom]

Originally Posted by HayWire

I call it a good day when I don't shit myself in the middle of the nights. Ain't nothing like trying to get your day started by wiping the shit off ya

God bless HayWire.

[HayWire]

Originally Posted by seclark

Yeah, I’d rather **** myself
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You'd need a dick first

[HayWire]

Originally Posted by T-post Tom

God bless HayWire.

Thank you my friend.

Random question I've always wondered.

Is "T-post Tom" referring to fence?

[Chiefaholic]

I'm absolutely terrible finding the right thing to say in times like this. My dad has been fighting this terrible disease a little over 5 years now. As a Chief fan family, we had the opportunity to watch two Superbowl win together. So we had that little bonus with the added time we've been given. We've already discussed how he wants to go when the time comes, and my brother and I will honor his wishes. I wish a peaceful passing to you and strength to your family and friends when the inevitable happens. God Bless you, friend

[HayWire]

Originally Posted by Chiefaholic

I'm absolutely terrible finding the right thing to say in times like this. My dad has been fighting this terrible disease a little over 5 years now. As a Chief fan family, we had the opportunity to watch two Superbowl win together. So we had that little bonus with the added time we've been given. We've already discussed how he wants to go when the time comes, and my brother and I will honor his wishes. I wish a peaceful passing to you and strength to your family and friends when the inevitable happens. God Bless you, friend

Sorry if I negged you.

Best way is to act normal. Ask and answer questions you might get. I've noticed people coming out of the blue lol to see me only to clam up and not say much.

Have fun with it.
The funeral is for the living and not the deceased

I like to shake people's hands and then promise I didn't pass the cancer

[penguinz]

Originally Posted by HayWire

Sorry if I negged you.

Best way is to act normal. Ask and answer questions you might get. I've noticed people coming out of the blue lol to see me only to clam up and not say much.

Have fun with it.
The funeral is for the living and not the deceased

I like to shake people's hands and then promise I didn't pass the cancer

You have an awesome attitude about this situation.

I hope that if I ever have to deal with this shit I am capable of handling it as great as you have!

[TLO]

Originally Posted by penguinz

You have an awesome attitude about this situation.

I hope that if I ever have to deal with this shit I am capable of handling it as great as you have!

That's no lie

[HayWire]

Weird shit going o here

[Buddy Rich]

Originally Posted by HayWire

Weird shit going o here

aliens?

[HayWire]

Aliens is the answer......for everything ...... everything,that placesrocks

[HayWire]

Tried to wonder about what the **** was happening.

I tried to throw in some pieces from here to there

Put on 10 lbs which is great for me.

Apparently the shit is ****ing with more shity

Thanks bud

[HayWire]

May I have your attention