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Old 06-22-2007, 07:09 PM  
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Old 03-17-2009, 07:50 PM   #5386
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For Donger's sake, I will answer.

It was already predetermined that she wasn't going to be around that long. We were making out and she was like "**** me! **** me! I have to leave soon!" and I was like, "just suck on my chili dog, babe."

Five minutes of bliss proceeded and then it was time for her to go. I lobbied for three minutes of insertion (thinking it wouldn't take even THAT long), but she put her tiny foot down. She's actually quite hardheaded.

Don't worry. She'll be back for more.

AND I DO NOT HAVE A SMALL PENIS
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Ok...I don't think I'm familiar with these types of encounters.

Once it gets wet, we're finishing. Let me rephrase, I guaran****ingtee I'm finishing. Did your shit go limp from fear? I'm guessing it did.
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Old 03-17-2009, 07:51 PM   #5387
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It's partially my fault. But I see what you're saying. I'm just wondering why I didn't get blue ball.
I think I've teased enough to know thats not a super common thing.
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Old 03-17-2009, 07:52 PM   #5388
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It's partially my fault. But I see what you're saying. I'm just wondering why I didn't get blue ball.
Probably because you masturbated three hours beforehand. I presume that you reached orgasm by your own hand.
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Old 03-17-2009, 07:52 PM   #5389
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So...

Ok...I don't think I'm familiar with these types of encounters.

Once it gets wet, we're finishing. Let me rephrase, I guaran****ingtee I'm finishing. Did your shit go limp from fear? I'm guessing it did.
No, I was enjoying it quite a bit. I was probably a little too intoxicated, though. I'm a lightweight.

And yes, Donger. By the way, this conversation is REALLY disturbing.
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Old 03-17-2009, 07:52 PM   #5390
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Once it gets wet, we're finishing. Let me rephrase, I guaran****ingtee I'm finishing.


Whether she's still there or not!
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Old 03-17-2009, 07:52 PM   #5391
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Old 03-17-2009, 07:53 PM   #5392
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Or rips on my ribs.
I play the xilophone on ribs..or however you spell that.
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Old 03-17-2009, 07:54 PM   #5393
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Whether she's still there or not!
Naturally.

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Old 03-17-2009, 07:55 PM   #5394
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I think I've teased enough to know thats not a super common thing.
I've always suffered from it. It's excruciating.
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Old 03-17-2009, 07:55 PM   #5395
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Naturally.

I'm determined like that.
Do you own alot of baby oil?
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Old 03-17-2009, 07:58 PM   #5396
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I play the xilophone on ribs..or however you spell that.
Me too. With my dick. And it's my own ribs.
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Old 03-17-2009, 07:59 PM   #5397
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Do you own alot of baby oil?
Well, I can't think a lot of instances of when I've been involved in a duet but then was forced into one-man band action, so I'm worried about where this is going.
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Old 03-17-2009, 08:00 PM   #5398
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Me too. With my dick. And it's my own ribs.
I do not want to picture that.
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