Marriage Question

[royr17]

Ok lets start here.

I need some help with some things i need to know on gettin married, the do's, the dont's, the things you need to know about that.

I see you guys here some are married some arent so the ones that know stuff i need to know let me know about it.

So what are the things i should know about it, cause i dont wanna wait my whole life to get married, i actually wanna be married before i turn 26 which is 6 years from now.

But I wanna get started early in startin a family, so what are the do's and dont's in marriage ???

[Iowanian]

Originally Posted by tenn_steph

I thought he loved me know he says Im not his GF

Thats not what he said......what he said, was he believed the username 'tenn_steph" is not really the person who is his girlfriend.

It happens here alot.......Posters screw with each other for sport(wait....that didn't come out right)


What color were his panties the first time you saw them?
(wait......anyone could guess Whity-tighty-keebler stripe)

[tenn_steph]

dosent matter anyways since he says im not his gf, mabey planning on getting married is a bad idea

[tenn_steph]

boys dont wear panties

[Slayer Diablo]

Originally Posted by Iowanian

Slayer.......you need to go slam your pecker in a doorhinge.

Bearcat owes you a 3rd degree purple nurple from the planet.

I see you trying to act like you know about women....I see you posting quotes your teacher gave you on a crib sheet and trying to be intellectual about things you know nothing about, with People who do.

This is a subject area, that the best lessons have been learned in the School of Hard Knocks. There are some PHDs here in that.

I'll give you the floor when someone has a question about the latest Pokeman or Magic or Yogi cards.

!!! Your insults are normally funny, but this time for an entirely different reason...the irony is exquisite.

[Iowanian]

what Irony? You already accidently slammed your pecker in a door hinge?

Stop whacking off while watching the neighbor lady pull weeds through the crack in the front door.

[Hammock Parties]

I think Roy just registered a smurf account as his own gf!!!

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/member.php?u=5206

[tenn_steph]

why u dont come in here and stick up for me roy?

[lardass]

Now its going to get REAL good... fake steph (roy) versus fake steph (incognito)

[badgirl]

Originally Posted by tenn_steph

all them saying hes cheatin on me, if its not true I dont wanna here it

Sweetie, don't listen to any of these people about roy cheatin, I'm sure he's not these people do try to cause trouble sometimes but its all in fun, If you were on here enough you would get to know them and know that.


I still stick true to saying you all are too young to think about getting married and having a family. But I wish you the best in whatever you decide.

[lardass]

[Iowanian]

Originally Posted by tenn_steph

boys dont wear panties

Alex Trebec regrets to inform you that this answer isn't acceptable by the judges. "the proper answer would be "what is commando?, Comando"

[Slayer Diablo]

Originally Posted by JazzzLovr

And reporting everything back to the Planet has been such a brilliant idea so far.

If it makes everyone burst out laughing--for whatever reason--then it's a pretty good thing to do...plus I'm sure that those who get involved with these threads might like to make sure he doesn't make some horrible mistake--not to speak for anyone, of course.

[tenn_steph]

im not fake! that other girl is fake roy u tell me u love me

[Iowanian]

Originally Posted by lardass

Now its going to get REAL good... fake steph (roy) versus fake steph (incognito)

Hell...........I posted that online party transcript 400 posts back.

Originally Posted by Iowanian

*Iowanian doesn't speak teenage internet

TennHottyDPLuvr: u azhole
IIIdogNite: Whatchu talk bout, sweetness
TennHottyDPLuvr: I see'd ur cheifplanet talk
IIIdogNite: I tell my friends everthing
TennHottyDPLuvr:you didn't tell them about axidently put it in my dirty place did you
IIIdogNite:not yet,it wasn't fudgy or anything tho
TennHottyDPLuvr:thats fine, I'm comin live with you
TennHottyDPLuvr: when rich scanlon come over fer dp?
IIIdogNite: Dp? I don't even like nachos.
TennHottyDPLuvr: you luv me tho, next time I bring my tool box of luv.
IIIdogNite: want to get mareyd?
TennHottyDPLuvr:ok luvr, we both hab herpe now anyways
IIIdogNite: Lets have baby live with my dad
TennHottyDPLuvr: ok, you such a sweet talkr
IIIdogNite: you go tell Chiefplanet how I make good sweetlov down by fire.

Originally Posted by Iowanian

IIIdogNite: hey sweet bebe schmoopy
TennHottyDPLuvr: I saw the rest of what you put on chiefplanet
IIIdogNite: wasn't me
TennHottyDPLuvr:Yes it was
IIIdogNite: ok but i was just telling 2 guys
TennHottyDPLuvr:its on the internet, everyone can see it
IIIdogNite: they won't tell anyone
TennHottyDPLuvr: I can't believe you told them about my medically engineered female genitals
IIIdogNite: i just axed wat a secks change wuz
TennHottyDPLuvr: and you had 5 other girlfriends at the same time?
IIIdogNite: I didn't meen to ask if its sposed ta smell like fish
TennHottyDPLuvr: well I'm upset......you send big dolla flowers
IIIdogNite: Daddylions don't come out til summer
TennHottyDPLuvr: No More Good thing for you until you pologize
IIIdogNite: Iowanian told me tell you "Spare rod, spoil Broad"
TennHottyDPLuvr: It doesn't happen to every guy, size Does matter, and yes finishing too quick IS a big deal
TennHottyDPLuvr: Aunt Flo late this month 48 days. You get bill in mail.
TennHottyDPLuvr: Don't come down this weekend.........I have big dayt with new inernet boyfrined Skinsbra....He know how talk romans wif lady

[enter Chiefsplanet Stage Left]
vb script NewLine & Create New Thread
"How do you guys deal with Broken Heart, Git Girlfriend back?"

newline1
"screwYOU SKINSBRA, Girlfriend Stealer"

[royr17]

naw the other girl is real