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#511 |
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No way. That sex doll is out of his league.
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Bolton gonna knock you out
Join Date: Mar 2014
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Yeah, plus there would surely be lots of patches on it from him popping her with his needle dick. You know, the one NOBODY can handle??
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#513 |
The man you could post like.
Join Date: Oct 2010
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Belize Navidad
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#514 |
Your mom
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A man fabricates an exotic vacation with an imaginary girlfriend and posts about it on his favorite message board. You won't Belize what happens next...
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#515 |
Bolton gonna knock you out
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This scenario is already hard to Belize, does this story have a Placencia ending??
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#516 |
Snacks Are Under My Apron
Join Date: Jan 2006
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Some shit is hard to Belize and some people will Belize everything.
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#517 |
The man you could post like.
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#518 |
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Join Date: Oct 2012
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N***a Belize.
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#519 |
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This is proof that you can’t Belize everything you read on the internet.
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Join Date: Oct 2012
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Crave can straight up lick Belize nuts.
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#521 |
Bolton gonna knock you out
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Belize it or not, Craves never been there
The way he lies is just so free-ee-eee Lying his way seems to come easily Could could it beeee Craves never been to Belize!
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#522 |
George Brett shit his pants
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God damn it
Rabble may have won the thread
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Snacks Are Under My Apron
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Join Date: Oct 2012
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Sir, in this thread, we are ALL winners who are eating that ass on the beach in Belize.
All of us except Crave. We know he's not eating that ass. Because he's a ****ing loser. This is one of the greatest threads in the history of CP. I do nominate it for inclusion in the Hall.
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Politically Incorrect
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The Moral of the Story: Don't Belize everything you read on the internet.
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