The Lurker 500 - Page 35

**Iowanian** · 03-15-2008, 10:43 AM

Ladies and Gentlemen.

Start your Engines for the Lurker 500.

In this race of planet history, Lurkers, those with less than 100 posts per year of membership are challenged!

Myself, and other tenured members I shall designate will pose comments, statements or questions of Chiefs Planet History. Your job~your Challenge! is to explain the story behind the comment, link it to its originating poster....explain why its relevant or funny. Bonus points awarded for context.

How well do the lurkers know us? How versed are the lurkers in our history?

At the end of this thread, I will donate $20 to Chiefsplanet in the name of the determined winner. The contest will end when I determine the thread/contest has run its course.

Points will be awarded by myself to the first lurker with correct explanation of each event. Bonus points will be given to those with less than 10 total posts.

Tenured posters are allowed to participate in the thread, however until a lurker answers a question...do not give the answer, or anything more than subtle hints on questions that may pose difficulty. Once revealed of the true answer.....feel free to give your take or comment on that moment.

huskerdooz · 03-25-2008, 02:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Iowanian

Not so many years ago, a planeteer had some interesting neighbors move next door. An auditory-impaired couple, engaging in coital bliss regularly, had an effect on this persons life.

That was an awesome moment in Chiefsplanet history for those that have never seen it.

Who was the poster? Basic post script of the event....bonus point, link the thread.

R&GHomer had a deaf couple move in next to them and didn't think much about it except the woman is huge and nasty. She's about 5'3" and 270 lbs with bleach blond hair and a wide black stripe down the middle. When they get the freak on at all hours of the night she likes to talk dirty, screaming in a loud distorted voice that she wants it in the butt and to squirt it in her mouth. R&GH didn't know what to do but it was grossing him out. Incidently that is where deaf fat chicks comes from.

Here is the link to the thread: http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=103391

Frazod · 03-25-2008, 02:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Raiderhader

That was JOhn that called him that. I was around that night, back in the hay day of the night crew. Aw the memories....

Yes. JOhn was lashing out at me for giving him hell for admitting to doing the housecleaning. Good times.

**RockChalk** · 03-25-2008, 02:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Iowanian

My pitbull has a nasty case of athletes foot. Which 2 planeteers would I be wisest to call?

The obvious one is BigDaddy

my other guess is BigChiefDave?

**RockChalk** · 03-25-2008, 02:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dartgod

+2 pts. for Cankerskull!

A bonus point is available for linking the thread and the diagram of the accident scene.

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...ng+drive+house

huskerdooz · 03-25-2008, 02:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NewPhin

Which Planeteer started the "Keep F@cking Doubting (insert whoever)!!!!" trend? To whom did the phrase originally refer?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Iowanian

Which leads to a good question.

"keep doubting threads".....

ChiefsPride currently known as TRR

originally referred to Tren Green

Logical · 03-25-2008, 03:24 PM

OK I will open this one up to even the regulars, evidently it is too tough for the noobs.

Originally Posted by Ill-Logical

OK who is the poster who years ago threatened to drive off into a Wichita Canal

Quote:

Got a Beat down from LVNHACK

Claimed to have contracted Cancer and was going to die

Finally still posts here on the Planet.

1 point for the last name
2 points for the full name
3 points if you can provide the current username

**Iowanian** · 03-25-2008, 03:26 PM

padawson
know the full name but not revealing that to those who don't know
nosewad.

If raush is still with us(and he is), he's surviving a brain goiter too.

Logical · 03-25-2008, 03:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Iowanian

padawson
know the full name but not revealing that to those who don't know
nosewad.

If raush is still with us(and he is), he's surviving a brain goiter too.

Very Good give yourself 3 points.

**Iowanian** · 03-25-2008, 03:53 PM

Huskerdooz
+2 for finding the deaf fat chic moan.
+2 Chiefpride was indeed the initator of the "keep effing doubting" phenomenon, and it was about Trent Green. He was also, in hindsight correct in support of trINT Green.

+1 Rockchalk....linking thread where Slayer hit house and diagram
+1 Rockchalk...Bigdaddy is indeed one of the planet Pitbull body guards. Mohillbilly also either does or did raise them.

Logical · 03-25-2008, 03:57 PM

New question who did Ultra Peanut used to be on the BB, for a bonus point find the thread that may be the all time most interesting and strange thread on the Planet as far as self revelation goes.

huskerdooz · 03-25-2008, 09:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Iowanian

Which leads to a good question.

This is also a great time for a reminder of the unanswered question about
"Which planeteer had a ghey stalker while working at bestbuy?"

Should have figured this out from the misdirection

Quote:

Originally Posted by Raiderhader

Endelt.

by the planeteer in question that was pointed out by the following

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rain Man

Radar jamming is not allowed.

and

Quote:

Originally Posted by frazod

Nice deflection, weasel boy.

Raiderhader is the planeteer had a ghey stalker while working at BestBuy.

Here is the thread in question: http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=22358

**Iowanian** · 03-25-2008, 09:44 PM

+1 huskerdooz.
Raiderhater did indeed have a ghey in love with his dazzling boyish charms. He suggests that he didn't do anything to encourage the activity, but I don't think he kept wearing the revealing low rider pants because he wanted to be a plumber.

A couple of you guys are doing great homework....I was hoping to see a few more come out of the woodwork, but a lot of good entertainment is being rehashed. I'm glad this thread has gone so well.

I suppose I should start asking the gojillionaires for $20.....

**RNR** · 03-25-2008, 09:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Iowanian

+1 huskerdooz.
Raiderhater did indeed have a ghey in love with his dazzling boyish charms. He suggests that he didn't do anything to encourage the activity, but I don't think he kept wearing the revealing low rider pants because he wanted to be a plumber.

A couple of you guys are doing great homework....I was hoping to see a few more come out of the woodwork, but a lot of good entertainment is being rehashed. I'm glad this thread has gone so well.

I suppose I should start asking the gojillionaires for $20.....

Dang I have been around a spell and the lurkers know more about this place than me lol

**Iowanian** · 03-25-2008, 10:03 PM

Which reminds me...and I'm adding a hint now.

Points available for one of the the more brutal beatings early in planet history, which provided extra entertainment because they were both raider fans.

Find me the thread where Hawaiian Boy, the al davis pineapple himself, put a savage beating on overhead, in one of his introductory dumbass moments. Hillarity ensued.

**Iowanian** · 03-25-2008, 10:15 PM

I Just saw LVNHACK LURKING! LVNBACK IS LURKING.

the man with no eyes is watching...but not posting.

03-15-2008, 10:43 AM
Iowanian Supporter Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Utopia Casino cash: $3348454	The Lurker 500 Ladies and Gentlemen. Start your Engines for the Lurker 500. In this race of planet history, Lurkers, those with less than 100 posts per year of membership are challenged! Myself, and other tenured members I shall designate will pose comments, statements or questions of Chiefs Planet History. Your job~your Challenge! is to explain the story behind the comment, link it to its originating poster....explain why its relevant or funny. Bonus points awarded for context. How well do the lurkers know us? How versed are the lurkers in our history? At the end of this thread, I will donate $20 to Chiefsplanet in the name of the determined winner. The contest will end when I determine the thread/contest has run its course. Points will be awarded by myself to the first lurker with correct explanation of each event. Bonus points will be given to those with less than 10 total posts. Tenured posters are allowed to participate in the thread, however until a lurker answers a question...do not give the answer, or anything more than subtle hints on questions that may pose difficulty. Once revealed of the true answer.....feel free to give your take or comment on that moment.
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03-25-2008, 03:26 PM	#517
Iowanian Supporter Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Utopia Casino cash: $3348454	padawson know the full name but not revealing that to those who don't know nosewad. If raush is still with us(and he is), he's surviving a brain goiter too.
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03-25-2008, 03:53 PM	#519
Iowanian Supporter Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Utopia Casino cash: $3348454	Huskerdooz +2 for finding the deaf fat chic moan. +2 Chiefpride was indeed the initator of the "keep effing doubting" phenomenon, and it was about Trent Green. He was also, in hindsight correct in support of trINT Green. +1 Rockchalk....linking thread where Slayer hit house and diagram +1 Rockchalk...Bigdaddy is indeed one of the planet Pitbull body guards. Mohillbilly also either does or did raise them.
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03-25-2008, 03:57 PM	#520
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03-25-2008, 09:44 PM	#522
Iowanian Supporter Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Utopia Casino cash: $3348454	+1 huskerdooz. Raiderhater did indeed have a ghey in love with his dazzling boyish charms. He suggests that he didn't do anything to encourage the activity, but I don't think he kept wearing the revealing low rider pants because he wanted to be a plumber. A couple of you guys are doing great homework....I was hoping to see a few more come out of the woodwork, but a lot of good entertainment is being rehashed. I'm glad this thread has gone so well. I suppose I should start asking the gojillionaires for $20.....
Posts: 62,438

03-25-2008, 10:03 PM	#524
Iowanian Supporter Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Utopia Casino cash: $3348454	Which reminds me...and I'm adding a hint now. Points available for one of the the more brutal beatings early in planet history, which provided extra entertainment because they were both raider fans. Find me the thread where Hawaiian Boy, the al davis pineapple himself, put a savage beating on overhead, in one of his introductory dumbass moments. Hillarity ensued.
Posts: 62,438

03-25-2008, 10:15 PM	#525
Iowanian Supporter Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Utopia Casino cash: $3348454	I Just saw LVNHACK LURKING! LVNBACK IS LURKING. the man with no eyes is watching...but not posting.
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