2024 COPA America Thread

[MarkDavis'Haircut]

Beautiful opening message! I can't believe they opened with a prayer. Love it.

Go USA!

Argentina should beat Canada. I hope they do.

[New World Order]

Canada has a long way to go if they want to catch up to the US and their soccer history.

[KC_Connection]

Originally Posted by New World Order

Canada has a long way to go if they want to catch up to the US and their soccer history.

It’s a fair distance but it’s not like we are talking about the US trying to chase down Canada in hockey or anything like that.

[New World Order]

Originally Posted by KC_Connection

It’s a fair distance but it’s not like we are talking about the US trying to chase down Canada in hockey or anything like that.

USA has more NHL teams and Stanley Cups.

Check and mate thank you very much.

[KC_Connection]

Originally Posted by New World Order

USA has more NHL teams and Stanley Cups.

Check and mate thank you very much.

About 50% of those Stanley Cup rosters are comprised of kids from Toronto.

May want to check those Olympic/World Cup/World Championship gold medal totals internationally.

[New World Order]

Originally Posted by KC_Connection

About 50% of those Stanley Cup teams are comprised of kids from Toronto.

May want to check those Olympic/World Cup/World Championship gold medal totals internationally.

I'll break it down for you:

We have NFL. You have Canadian Football (which no one watches).

We have the NBA. You have some other weird league (which no one watches).

We have MLB. You have...(something no one watches).

You have NHL but 95% of the teams are in the US. We took over your only league.

We own you. Accept it.

[KC_Connection]

Originally Posted by New World Order

I'll break it down for you:

We have NFL. You have Canadian Football (which no one watches).

We have the NBA. You have some other weird league (which no one watches).

We have MLB. You have...(something no one watches).

You have NHL but 95% of the teams are in the US. We took over your only league.

We own you. Accept it.

Setting out a list of major North American sports leagues is certainly one way to respond to the fact that Canada has dominated hockey internationally since the sport’s inception.

[POND_OF_RED]

Originally Posted by KC_Connection

It’s a fair distance but it’s not like we are talking about the US trying to chase down Canada in hockey or anything like that.

Is that the sport that we’ve collected gold medals at the Olympics for? Don’t really give a shit about hockey, but I’m pretty sure they made a movie about it. Do you think they’ll make a movie about Canada if they find a way to make it out of their group for the first time ever in a couple years?

You’re right, that would be a really odd comparison.

[New World Order]

Originally Posted by KC_Connection

Setting out a list of major North American sports leagues is certainly one way to respond to the fact that Canada has dominated hockey internationally since the sport’s inception.

I'm glad you were able to finally accept Canada's soccer inferiority in the Copa America thread.

It took some time, but you finally came around.

[KC_Connection]

Originally Posted by POND_OF_RED

Is that the sport that we’ve collected gold medals at the Olympics for? Don’t really give a shit about hockey, but I’m pretty sure they made a movie about it. Do you think they’ll make a movie about Canada if they find a way to make it out of their group for the first time ever in a couple years?

You’re right, that would be a really odd comparison.

Yes, the sport where Canada has more golds than anyone else by a wide margin despite NHL players not being allowed in the Olympics for most of their history (including during the Olympic year you are referring to).

So no, I don’t think Canada soccer has to do the equivalent of that at all given USA’s own relatively meagre history at the sport.

[New World Order]

Originally Posted by KC_Connection

Yes, the sport where Canada has more golds than anyone else by a wide margin despite NHL players not being allowed in the Olympics for most of their history (including during the Olympic year you are referring to).

So no, I don’t think Canada soccer has to do the equivalent of that at all given USA’s own relatively meagre history at the sport.

That's a narrative you included because your soccer history is terrible.

[KC_Connection]

Originally Posted by New World Order

I'm glad you were able to finally accept Canada's soccer inferiority in the Copa America thread.

It took some time, but you finally came around.

With the result tonight against Uruguay, Canada passed the US in ELO for the first time in the history of the sport.

Feels like things are taking a bit of a turn in that regard.

[KC_Connection]

Originally Posted by New World Order

That's a narrative you included because your soccer history is terrible.

Correction: Canada’s soccer history is non-existent, USA’s is terrible.

[POND_OF_RED]

Originally Posted by KC_Connection

Yes, the sport where Canada has more golds than anyone else by a wide margin despite NHL players not being allowed in the Olympics for most of their history (including during the Olympic year you are referring to).

So no, I don’t think Canada soccer has to do the equivalent of that at all given USA’s own relatively meagre history at the sport.

We’ve been to 11 world cups finishing 3rd place in the inaugural one. Your country hasn’t even scored a single point in group play at the World Cup in the 2 times they’ve managed to make it. You should be worrying about just getting a result for once.

They have made a movie equivalent to this Canadian Copa run the more I think about it. It’s called Cool Runnings. A group of nobodies that nobody believed in, that crashed before the finish line, but they managed to exceed the lowest expectations possible so the country became delusional with pride.

[KC_Connection]

Originally Posted by POND_OF_RED

We’ve been to 11 world cups finishing 3rd place in the inaugural one. Your country hasn’t even scored a single point in group play at the World Cup in the 2 times they’ve managed to make it. You should be worrying about just getting a result for once.

They have made a movie equivalent to this Canadian Copa run the more I think about it. It’s called Cool Runnings. A group of nobodies that nobody believed in, that crashed before the finish line, but they managed to exceed the lowest expectations possible so the country became delusional with pride.

Hey, don’t trash Cool Runnings. Some of John Candy’s best work.

[KC_Connection]

http://www.eloratings.net/

Canada (31) now ahead of sorry USA (32) for the first time in history. Will be Mexico next by this time next year. The changing of the guard has begun.