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08-12-2014, 08:33 PM | #496 |
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08-12-2014, 08:34 PM | #497 | |
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If that gets him a better, stronger chin, why the **** not? That's money well spent at that point. |
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08-12-2014, 08:37 PM | #498 | |
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Rather than gaining what knowledge about human attraction you can (from a reasonably intelligent guy who has spent 2 years studying this and doing this as a full time job) you continue to spout off your pre-conceived notions of what matters in terms of getting laid. |
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08-12-2014, 08:38 PM | #499 | |
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Case in point...a chick at my work just started dating one of my guys. Good looking guy who gets a lot of chicks, but he's kind of a pussy weirdo and they eventually cheat on him and leave him. (Trust me, I know.) Anyway, she started dating him because of his two kids. They are absolutely gorgeous kids. Beautiful. And that's what she said..."Do you see how beautiful his kids are?" She hooked up with him because she's hoping that she'll get a gorgeous kid too. Laws of Nature combine with modern human impulses. ****ing love that shit. |
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08-12-2014, 08:39 PM | #500 | |
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08-12-2014, 08:40 PM | #501 |
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You're the one starting the thread and asking for advice.
What you are doing is not working. The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. Stop hitting on 9s. Get a haircut. Stop dressing like a hobo. Find a girl in your wheelhouse with similar interests. Don't make everything about sex, because quickly you will figure out it's not the most important thing anyway. Or ignore us and pay someone thousands of dollars to cut your ****ing face open and shove shit inside in hopes that it will magically make the world's most beautiful women flock to your side. |
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08-12-2014, 08:41 PM | #502 | |
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08-12-2014, 08:41 PM | #503 | |
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When you're losing out to other men, the only answer is a new chin. |
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08-12-2014, 08:42 PM | #504 | |
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08-12-2014, 08:42 PM | #505 |
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Also I'm still looking for "tricks" to get girls. Lying. Creating drama. Anything really...
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08-12-2014, 08:43 PM | #506 |
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Go to the tittie bar and get some ****ing confidence. Those bitches you can learn from and will make you feel good but also help you get laid in the real bar scene. Then quit being a pussy about your looks, because every one of us has been rejected by hundreds of chicks its not big deal.
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08-12-2014, 08:43 PM | #507 |
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This guy's a troll but he's spot on with the jawline thing.
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Sounds like you've pretty much got it covered...
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08-12-2014, 08:45 PM | #510 | |
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