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Tip of the hat LIV Champs
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: ks
Casino cash: $2355421
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I can delete it if you want me too Mr. Flopnuts? I know it's ****ed up much like our season though.
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#5057 |
FINALLY! The wait is over.
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: The Future Is Now!!!
Casino cash: $19947565
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Nah, dude. I was just laughing at the randomness of it all.
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Tip of the hat LIV Champs
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: ks
Casino cash: $2355421
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#5059 |
I've Made a Huge Mistake
Join Date: Aug 2011
Location: NJ
Casino cash: $5750423
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#5060 |
Supporter
Join Date: Dec 2009
Casino cash: $2673904
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I hate thieving co-workers. Can't use the fridge for anything without it being taken.
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#5061 |
FINALLY! The wait is over.
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: The Future Is Now!!!
Casino cash: $19947565
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Take a spoiled sandwich into work, and see who calls out sick the next day. Boom! Caught your culprit, and dished out some justice at the same time.
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#5062 |
In Search of a Life
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Plano, TX
Casino cash: $9999900
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We had ice cream bars at the office once. After everyone got one there was like 8 left, so we left the box in the freezer and figured we could have some the next day. When I was walking out I saw a girl leaving with the box. We looked right at each other. I never said anything but after that we both knew. An unspoken scandal between us.
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#5063 |
Supporter
Join Date: Dec 2009
Casino cash: $2673904
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See where they ****ed up is I work in Loss Prevention. I am installing a camera to watch the fridge now and we shall see who the culprit is shortly. Just put that item in there again and see what happens. Time to clean house.
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#5064 |
Don't Tug on Superman's Cape
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: clear out in the sticks
Casino cash: $218550
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why did i stick my dick in her? why didn't i stay home? Wednesday isn't even no pride night. WTF is wrong with me? It's like Endelt took over my body and made me hit that.
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#5065 |
Don't Tug on Superman's Cape
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: clear out in the sticks
Casino cash: $218550
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Santa is going to be so pissed
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#5066 |
Don't Tug on Superman's Cape
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: clear out in the sticks
Casino cash: $218550
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dear diary,
power wash your dick! sincerely booger
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#5067 |
Don't Tug on Superman's Cape
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: clear out in the sticks
Casino cash: $218550
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note to self: buy a new shoe horn. the old one can't be salvaged
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#5068 |
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Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Somewhere Kansas
Casino cash: $8479352
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#5069 |
legend
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: Independence, MO
Casino cash: $-2427903
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I always figured the zombie apocalypse would happen soon and they would come through the toilets.
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#5070 |
Supporter
Join Date: Dec 2009
Casino cash: $2673904
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