The Lurker 500 - Page 33

**Iowanian** · 03-15-2008, 10:43 AM

Ladies and Gentlemen.

Start your Engines for the Lurker 500.

In this race of planet history, Lurkers, those with less than 100 posts per year of membership are challenged!

Myself, and other tenured members I shall designate will pose comments, statements or questions of Chiefs Planet History. Your job~your Challenge! is to explain the story behind the comment, link it to its originating poster....explain why its relevant or funny. Bonus points awarded for context.

How well do the lurkers know us? How versed are the lurkers in our history?

At the end of this thread, I will donate $20 to Chiefsplanet in the name of the determined winner. The contest will end when I determine the thread/contest has run its course.

Points will be awarded by myself to the first lurker with correct explanation of each event. Bonus points will be given to those with less than 10 total posts.

Tenured posters are allowed to participate in the thread, however until a lurker answers a question...do not give the answer, or anything more than subtle hints on questions that may pose difficulty. Once revealed of the true answer.....feel free to give your take or comment on that moment.

**Iowanian** · 03-22-2008, 06:17 PM

Chiefwiggum +2

RRPP is indeed the Run-Run-Pass(short of first down) Punt offense. It was an excellent analogy of the Chiefs offense the past 2 seasons.

Crapnel Chunks might not have made contact with any nipples in the production of that oration, but they sure as hell might have, had my north end of my southbound train not been in the way. And as you may have guessed....that was indeed a segway to include the famous Planet tradition of the poop thread into this historical document.

Sponge Bob · 03-23-2008, 05:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Iowanian

Which poster spent over a year insulting the mothers of chiefsplanet via pm and rep, and once the poster came to the board and caught a little shit back, cried and stomped back into lurkerdom?

Redrum ?

Sponge Bob · 03-23-2008, 05:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Iowanian

which former poster, known for being a draft-a-holic, had a priapism for 2 cornerbacks, both which were selected by the Eagles that year?

Valiant , or something like that. I forget.

Sponge Bob · 03-23-2008, 05:50 PM

[quote=StcChief;4640840][quote=Iowanian;4639561]
Still for grabs. Name 1 of the at least 2 prison guards on Chiefsplanet,

Quote:

DenverChief

Lvnhack

**Iowanian** · 03-23-2008, 05:52 PM

Spongebob is getting +2.

You had 10 posts on the first comment(welcome from the shadows). Redrum liked to talk smack about mothers behind the scenes but turned out to not have flame reerunant skin when he started posting.

Valiant is not the guy who wanted analingus from Sheldon Brown....but you're in the right neighborhood.

Think a minivan or newer star trek.

Logical · 03-23-2008, 06:57 PM

Still up for grabs

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ill-Logical

OK who is the poster who years ago threatened to drive off into a Wichita Canal

Got a Beat down from LVNHACK

Claimed to have contracted Cancer and was going to die

Finally still posts here on the Planet.

1 point for the last name
2 points for the full name
3 points if you can provide the current username

**Iowanian** · 03-23-2008, 07:23 PM

Did anyone ever come up with the name of the raider fan(extra hint) that destroyed a newly arrived raider fan? I mean, he made him fall down in a prison shower kind of destroyed manhood.

crazycoffey · 03-23-2008, 09:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ill-Logical

Still up for grabs

D'uh, if only I knew his last name, I could probably find it;

vlad...

crazycoffey · 03-23-2008, 09:21 PM

oh, BTW - I PM'ed my brother, he's been a lurker since 04 and probably knows many of these answers.....

I finally got him to post a few times a couple of months ago but he's slipped back into lurker mode.

**Dartgod** · 03-24-2008, 06:43 AM

Nobody's attempted to answer my question either.

Who was the poster who narc'd on the pot smoking indian and what was his username temporarily changed to as a result?

**Iowanian** · 03-24-2008, 09:48 AM

You don't have to get so snarky about it dart....maybe they just don't know the answer and the lurkers that do, are unable to locate the "submit" button.

**Dartgod** · 03-24-2008, 09:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Iowanian

You don't have to get so snarky about it dart....maybe they just don't know the answer and the lurkers that do, are unable to locate the "submit" button.

I've searched for it and was unable to find the thread. Obviously it was lost when the database was corrupted.

BTW, you misspelled SNaRcy.

**Iowanian** · 03-24-2008, 09:26 PM

Which poster is/was a sportswriter for the platte county landmark?

My pitbull has a nasty case of athletes foot. Which 2 planeteers would I be wisest to call?

'Hamas' Jenkins · 03-24-2008, 09:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CrazyCoffey

oh, BTW - I PM'ed my brother, he's been a lurker since 04 and probably knows many of these answers.....

I finally got him to post a few times a couple of months ago but he's slipped back into lurker mode.

Make a draft pick, ass.

**Iowanian** · 03-24-2008, 09:46 PM

Not so many years ago, a planeteer had some interesting neighbors move next door. An auditory-impaired couple, engaging in coital bliss regularly, had an effect on this persons life.

That was an awesome moment in Chiefsplanet history for those that have never seen it.

Who was the poster? Basic post script of the event....bonus point, link the thread.

03-15-2008, 10:43 AM
Iowanian Supporter Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Utopia Casino cash: $3398454	The Lurker 500 Ladies and Gentlemen. Start your Engines for the Lurker 500. In this race of planet history, Lurkers, those with less than 100 posts per year of membership are challenged! Myself, and other tenured members I shall designate will pose comments, statements or questions of Chiefs Planet History. Your job~your Challenge! is to explain the story behind the comment, link it to its originating poster....explain why its relevant or funny. Bonus points awarded for context. How well do the lurkers know us? How versed are the lurkers in our history? At the end of this thread, I will donate $20 to Chiefsplanet in the name of the determined winner. The contest will end when I determine the thread/contest has run its course. Points will be awarded by myself to the first lurker with correct explanation of each event. Bonus points will be given to those with less than 10 total posts. Tenured posters are allowed to participate in the thread, however until a lurker answers a question...do not give the answer, or anything more than subtle hints on questions that may pose difficulty. Once revealed of the true answer.....feel free to give your take or comment on that moment.
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03-22-2008, 06:17 PM	#481
Iowanian Supporter Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Utopia Casino cash: $3398454	Chiefwiggum +2 RRPP is indeed the Run-Run-Pass(short of first down) Punt offense. It was an excellent analogy of the Chiefs offense the past 2 seasons. Crapnel Chunks might not have made contact with any nipples in the production of that oration, but they sure as hell might have, had my north end of my southbound train not been in the way. And as you may have guessed....that was indeed a segway to include the famous Planet tradition of the poop thread into this historical document.
Posts: 62,354

03-23-2008, 05:52 PM	#485
Iowanian Supporter Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Utopia Casino cash: $3398454	Spongebob is getting +2. You had 10 posts on the first comment(welcome from the shadows). Redrum liked to talk smack about mothers behind the scenes but turned out to not have flame reerunant skin when he started posting. Valiant is not the guy who wanted analingus from Sheldon Brown....but you're in the right neighborhood. Think a minivan or newer star trek.
Posts: 62,354

03-23-2008, 07:23 PM	#487
Iowanian Supporter Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Utopia Casino cash: $3398454	Did anyone ever come up with the name of the raider fan(extra hint) that destroyed a newly arrived raider fan? I mean, he made him fall down in a prison shower kind of destroyed manhood.
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03-23-2008, 09:21 PM	#489
crazycoffey .......... Join Date: Dec 2006 Casino cash: $4537901	oh, BTW - I PM'ed my brother, he's been a lurker since 04 and probably knows many of these answers..... I finally got him to post a few times a couple of months ago but he's slipped back into lurker mode.
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03-24-2008, 06:43 AM	#490
Dartgod Wasted away again... Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: in Margaritaville Casino cash: $5520000	Nobody's attempted to answer my question either. Who was the poster who narc'd on the pot smoking indian and what was his username temporarily changed to as a result? __________________ If you shed a tear for me, please make it a tear of joy. -Joe Tracy (Nzoner) . .
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03-24-2008, 09:48 AM	#491
Iowanian Supporter Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Utopia Casino cash: $3398454	You don't have to get so snarky about it dart....maybe they just don't know the answer and the lurkers that do, are unable to locate the "submit" button.
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03-24-2008, 09:26 PM	#493
Iowanian Supporter Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Utopia Casino cash: $3398454	Which poster is/was a sportswriter for the platte county landmark? My pitbull has a nasty case of athletes foot. Which 2 planeteers would I be wisest to call?
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03-24-2008, 09:46 PM	#495
Iowanian Supporter Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Utopia Casino cash: $3398454	Not so many years ago, a planeteer had some interesting neighbors move next door. An auditory-impaired couple, engaging in coital bliss regularly, had an effect on this persons life. That was an awesome moment in Chiefsplanet history for those that have never seen it. Who was the poster? Basic post script of the event....bonus point, link the thread.
Posts: 62,354