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****The Chris Jones Thread****
He's our guy: https://www.profootballfocus.com/blo...t-chris-jones/
Here's a bunch of his tape:
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So now, every flicker of a good game Jones may have, little dilphag9's pecker gets harder than when he saw CJ's cock flop out of his shorts at the combine and he rushes to his keyboard, fingers still sticky, to take a shot at me for ever being fine with Jones being traded at the time, and disagreeing with the notion that the Chiefs should make Chris Jones the highest paid defender in the league. It's a weird, sad little fixation he has. Admittedly I do take just a tiny bit of joy spritzing some gas on the fire each time he comes out of his closet.
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Overall mvp for a couple batted balls. K. Damien Williams should have been MVP, but Mahomes scoring, and Wasp, and the dime to Sammy overshadowed it. Jones and his tipped passes had no shot at SBMVP.
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He said that since Jones is nimble, quick and has a long upper torso- he has an uncanny ability to slip between double teams. It makes it very difficult to double him. Not many Guards can handle him one on one. |
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11-25-2021, 01:25 PM | #487 | |
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I think if we were to be honest about this discussion, we would have to acknowledge that while Jones is at times absolutely dominant, he also often just disappears for long stretches of season.
Not just this year, or you could make the argument that he was injured and/or out of position. But pretty much every year. Right now, he appears to be working up a head of steam, and he is indeed a force when he's playing like that. Let's hope it continues. |
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If you think that forcing a first half INT, and batting a couple balls overshadows SCORING TOUCHDOWNS in a game where the offense is down 10 points with 6 minutes left, then you're as ate up with dumbass as dilphag9 is. Mahomes took one in for a score, threw two more, including amazing plays to Tyreek and Sammy on the way to those. Williams overall production was the only rival to what Mahomes did. Jones and his batted balls ain't NEVER winning mvp of any contest, let alone superbowl. Sack the qb. Score a td. Dominate every aspect of the game on defense if you want to snag an mvp.
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Without that tipped pass with 5 minutes left, there is a real chance Mahomes wouldn’t have seen the ball again (2018 AFC Championship style). Or, if Mahomes did get the ball back, it would have been with KC down two scores. Here’s a breakdown from about why Jones performance was so stellar just in case anyone else mistakes “a couple of batted balls” as not having a critical impact on Super Bowl 54: https://www.sbnation.com/nfl/2020/2/...fl-free-agency Last edited by Chiefspants; 11-26-2021 at 09:36 AM.. |
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But you can't say anything negative about Jones performance without his knob sobbing ballwashers going apeshit. My original point at the time Jones was not extended yet, was we had just come back from 24-0 in the divisional without this dude even on the field. Jones was a luxury, not a back up the brinks truck and keep him at all costs guy. I was fine with him being traded if we got fair compensation. Mahomes was the priority, and only guy worth an at all costs deal.
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lol - Chiefs have a bottom 5 DL without Chris Jones
does no one remember how bad it was when he was out?
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