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**luv** · 01:24 AM

I guess this will be the ****Official TMI Thread****

Hammock Parties · 03-01-2009, 11:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Katipan

Are you going to post that on your dating site?
I bet it would totally garner the affection of some sad eager dork looking to change your perception.

Not me. I'd run from a guy that sounded so angry. But you weren't talking to me.

And pick the Mexican. She won't be as lazy in bed.

That was someone else's whiny diatribe.

Thankyou.

**luv** · 03-02-2009, 12:02 AM

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Originally Posted by The Buddha

Fixed your post... sorry luv!

I told the girl I was talking to why I was so weird. I told her it would be best with how I am if we didn't really hang out or anything, cause I'll end up flipping out and calling her a c*nt or something. I already called her a bitch, and I don't even remember doing it (I get manic like that).

So, who knows. I'm wanting to go partying with some friends, maybe I can get lucky and kiss some girl at a bar. That would make me feel better. :-)

And if you're wondering why I'm spilling my guts to a buncha football fans, its because it feels good to tell a group of strangers, and plus I'm sure some of you find this entertaining in a fucked up, soap-opera sort of way :-)

You're like the male version of me. I'm often glad other people find my life entertaining, because I often don't.

The Buddha · 03-02-2009, 12:10 AM

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Originally Posted by luv

You're like the male version of me. I'm often glad other people find my life entertaining, because I often don't.

"DO I ENTERTAIN YOU!?!"

**KcMizzou** · 03-02-2009, 12:12 AM

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Originally Posted by The Buddha

Fixed your post... sorry luv!

I told the girl I was talking to why I was so weird. I told her it would be best with how I am if we didn't really hang out or anything, cause I'll end up flipping out and calling her a c*nt or something. I already called her a bitch, and I don't even remember doing it (I get manic like that).

So, who knows. I'm wanting to go partying with some friends, maybe I can get lucky and kiss some girl at a bar. That would make me feel better. :-)

And if you're wondering why I'm spilling my guts to a buncha football fans, its because it feels good to tell a group of strangers, and plus I'm sure some of you find this entertaining in a fucked up, soap-opera sort of way :-)

Meh, not so much.

**Bowser** · 03-02-2009, 12:16 AM

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Originally Posted by The Buddha

"DO I ENTERTAIN YOU!?!"

Are you Marlboro Chief?

The Buddha · 03-02-2009, 12:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Bowser

Are you Marlboro Chief?

No. I have no alter egos. I mean, if I were, wouldn't I be trying to be a lot cooler, interesting and charismatic? :-)

So since this is a dating thread, I'm starting to think that a ONS would really clear my head. I just need some one else to clear out my ex gf. The best way to get over one girl is to get under another... right?

If you're going to go out drinking in a club, what's the best way to hook up with a girl? I've never done that before, and kinda want to. Not have sex, but just make out with.

Should I still try the aloof "I'm not that interested in you" thing, or just be more direct?

ChiefsCountry · 03-02-2009, 12:31 AM

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Originally Posted by The Buddha

If you're going to go out drinking in a club, what's the best way to hook up with a girl? I've never done that before, and kinda want to. Not have sex, but just make out with.

Find a drunk slut and start dancing, should take too long if you play your cards right.

**KcMizzou** · 03-02-2009, 12:36 AM

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Originally Posted by The Buddha

No. I have no alter egos. I mean, if I were, wouldn't I be trying to be a lot cooler, interesting and charismatic? :-)

Mostly, you just talk too ****ing much.

None of it's really interesting at all... it's just filler.

That's why people don't take you seriously.

Either you're an alt, or you have a very shallow un-interesting personality.

Hopefully, for your sake, you're an alt.

The Buddha · 03-02-2009, 12:40 AM

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Originally Posted by KcMizzou

Mostly, you just talk too ****ing much.

None of it's really interesting at all... it's just filler.

That's why people don't take you seriously.

Either you're an alt, or you have a very shallow un-interesting personality.

Hopefully, for your sake, you're an alt.

Putting others down like this makes you seem really insecure. Like what's your motive to even reply to me? Are you trying to hurt my feelings? Trying to get me to act differently? Does talking like this make you feel better about yourself?

I'm not putting you down, I'm just confused as to what your motive is.

**Bowser** · 03-02-2009, 12:49 AM

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Originally Posted by The Buddha

Putting others down like this makes you seem really insecure. Like what's your motive to even reply to me? Are you trying to hurt my feelings? Trying to get me to act differently? Does talking like this make you feel better about yourself?

I'm not putting you down, I'm just confused as to what your motive is.

Have you lurked here before you started posting? How did you find ChiefsPlanet?

The Buddha · 03-02-2009, 12:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Bowser

Have you lurked here before you started posting? How did you find ChiefsPlanet?

How did I find here? #7...

http://www.google.com/search?num=100...ds&btnG=Search

Did I lurk? No.

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This forum is fast and furious with all variety of topics being discussed. Newbies welcomed. No lurking allowed. If you enjoy reading, don't be shy - please jump in and post.

Katipan · 03-02-2009, 05:54 AM

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Originally Posted by The Buddha

Putting others down like this makes you seem really insecure. Like what's your motive to even reply to me? Are you trying to hurt my feelings? Trying to get me to act differently? Does talking like this make you feel better about yourself?

I'm not putting you down, I'm just confused as to what your motive is.

I wouldn't put words in his mouth, but I could totally have posted his post.

Your alt doesn't work because whatever the conversation is about, you're not only an expert in the field but you take the stance of the popular kids in the thread. If it's sad lonely losers, you're a sad lonely loser. If it's badass Alpha Males, you're a wannabe badass Alpha Male. And you talk too much for a newbie. And you like to throw out random crap like guns, porn, and sam adams to prove how much you are like everyone else here.

It's a well researched boring troll.

My motivation in my post is to answer your question. What would your motivation be in asking people if you entertain them?

**luv** · 03-02-2009, 07:32 AM

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Originally Posted by The Buddha

Putting others down like this makes you seem really insecure. Like what's your motive to even reply to me? Are you trying to hurt my feelings? Trying to get me to act differently? Does talking like this make you feel better about yourself?

I'm not putting you down, I'm just confused as to what your motive is.

I don't think he needs motive to tell you what he thinks. You posed the question. And he's usually a good judge of character, FWIW.

keg in kc · 03-02-2009, 08:17 AM

I believe the words you guys are looking for are "attention" and "whore".

Katipan · 03-02-2009, 08:21 AM

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Originally Posted by keg in kc

I believe the words you guys are looking for are "attention" and "whore".

Like two such gentile ladies would use such language.

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