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Needs more middle fingers
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: San Diego
Casino cash: $3283063
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I give out more positive rep when i'm high.
There should be a study about that....
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#4787 |
2 Legit 2 Colquitt
Join Date: Sep 2010
Casino cash: $3705754
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Best kiss cam ever:
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#4788 |
"You like to drink?"
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: "I like to drink."
Casino cash: $1956869
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As if I needed any more of a reason to realize I'm a giant **** up, tonight someone who was blackout drunk gave me their business card.
Thankfully I have no ego, so I don't consider it an insult, but it's definitely not a positive.
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#4789 |
stax of wax
Join Date: Feb 2004
Casino cash: $10004900
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My new gf likes rough sex. She wants to be tied, choked and beaten. Damn she's cute but I'm not really into all that. I'm not sure what to do here.
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#4790 |
Superhero
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Secret Location
Casino cash: $10115080
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Make her sign a release form prior to choking the shit out of her. *nod nod nod*
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#4791 |
stax of wax
Join Date: Feb 2004
Casino cash: $10004900
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She weighs 96 pounds. I'm afraid I'll kill her. Ugh!
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#4792 |
Superhero
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Secret Location
Casino cash: $10115080
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Well, arent you a tough guy? Smacking around a 96 pound woman. I oughta reach through the screen and dick punch you.
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#4793 |
stax of wax
Join Date: Feb 2004
Casino cash: $10004900
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I don't want to smack her around though. I like her... I don't want to hurt her.
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Superhero
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Secret Location
Casino cash: $10115080
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1. Tell her to get stuffed and move along. 2. Talk it out before hand, use a safe word, know your own strength, etc., bla bla bla. 3. Do it like she wants with no forthought and take your chances on the manslaughter charges.
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#4795 |
stax of wax
Join Date: Feb 2004
Casino cash: $10004900
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I'm about 220 and she's 96 and I'm pretty sure she can kick my ass. She's all muscles and hair. I'm goin in.... wish me luck.
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Superhero
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Secret Location
Casino cash: $10115080
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Mods, can I have Fever's casino cash, post count added to my total and rep added to mine when she kills him, please and thank you? ![]()
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stax of wax
Join Date: Feb 2004
Casino cash: $10004900
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Please respect Planetmans request mods. Casino cash... rep... be gone.... I don't think I'm coming back.
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#4798 |
stax of wax
Join Date: Feb 2004
Casino cash: $10004900
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She's watching these posts and laughing at me while trying to break my arm.
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#4799 |
Superhero
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Secret Location
Casino cash: $10115080
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Quiet you fool! They haven't given me your rep and stuff yet! Get back in the box and shaddup!
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#4800 |
stax of wax
Join Date: Feb 2004
Casino cash: $10004900
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posting with one arm.... i'm not dead yet. Damn that's a grip....
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