QB Impressions

[Direckshun]

First glances at several QBs we're going to give a shit about over the next four months. Feel free to set me straight.

DeShone Kizer, Notre Dame
6'4", 230 lbs
26-9 TD-INT, 59%, 2925 passing yards

I get a Cutlerian vibe from this guy. Seems to be built like a franchise QB. Powerful arm, some beautiful passes, perfect bodytype. But he is lacking an "it" factor, is he not? He's not a world-beating, overcome-the-odds, particularly spiriting QB. Looks like he could have an okay career in the NFL in which he wins nothing of consequence.

Mitch Trubisky, North Carolina
6'3", 220 lbs
30-6 TD-INT, 69%, 3748 passing yards

Well if there was one Andy Reid QB in this entire draft, it's Trubisky, isn't it? Super accurate, doesn't take too many risks with the ball, is very mentally tough and very athletic. He's a slam dunk for the Chiefs to trade up for, if he lasts to the 20s, but in a QB-starved NFL with at least 6 new head coaches looking for their QB, there's no chance he lasts to us.

[Quesadilla Joe]

If Deshaun Watson is there in late 1, keep an eye on the #Texans. His visit was overwhelmingly positive for all. He loved it, team did, too.

— Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet) April 26, 2017

[Quesadilla Joe]

Peter King just tweeted and then deleted this...

[kccrow]

I kind of said it in another thread, but I basically look at the Jets and the Texans as the teams that "need" a QB. Jay Culter and Colin Kaepernick are still options these teams could visit in FA.

Alot of the rest of this could be a big plume of smoke by alot of teams to get teams that are legitimately interested at the end of the 1st to move around for these guys and have other players drop.

[The Franchise]

Originally Posted by kccrow

I kind of said it in another thread, but I basically look at the Jets and the Texans as the teams that "need" a QB. Jay Culter and Colin Kaepernick are still options these teams could visit in FA.

Alot of the rest of this could be a big plume of smoke by alot of teams to get teams that are legitimately interested at the end of the 1st to move around for these guys and have other players drop.

The #Texans, if they don't get a QB in the draft, have at least some interest in Jay Cutler's services.

— Benjamin Allbright (@AllbrightNFL) April 25, 2017

[DJ's left nut]

Originally Posted by RunKC

Cards will try to move up from the 2nd rd to get Kizer or Webb

Webb in the early 2nd or late 1st makes perfect sense for them.

We may want to embrace the horror here, gents - we can all envision a scenario where Arizona trades with us to move back into the 1st for a quarterback, right?

Our first (27 overall) for their 2nd, 3rd and comp 5th (45, 77, 179).

And then we use that extra 3rd on Nate !@#$ing Peterman. We take Zach Cunningham with the 2nd rounder we traded back to and grab a fat guy like Montravious Adams with our other 2nd while truefans everywhere just cuuuuuum and cuuum and cum.

Because Chiefs.

[The Franchise]

Originally Posted by DJ's left nut

Webb in the early 2nd or late 1st makes perfect sense for them.

We may want to embrace the horror here, gents - we can all envision a scenario where Arizona trades with us to move back into the 1st for a quarterback, right?

Our first (27 overall) for their 2nd, 3rd and comp 5th (45, 77, 179).

And then we use that extra 3rd on Nate !@#$ing Peterman. We take Zach Cunningham with the 2nd rounder we traded back to and grab a fat guy like Montravious Adams with our other 2nd while truefans everywhere just cuuuuuum and cuuum and cum.

Because Chiefs.

If that happens.....I will find you....and I will punch you.

[Quesadilla Joe]

Originally Posted by kccrow

I kind of said it in another thread, but I basically look at the Jets and the Texans as the teams that "need" a QB. Jay Culter and Colin Kaepernick are still options these teams could visit in FA.

Alot of the rest of this could be a big plume of smoke by alot of teams to get teams that are legitimately interested at the end of the 1st to move around for these guys and have other players drop.

I don't think Cutler and Kaepernick are really good fits for Houston because of Cutler's history with McDaniels, and McNair's views on Kaep. I could see Cutler with the Jets though.

[O.city]

Originally Posted by DJ's left nut

Webb in the early 2nd or late 1st makes perfect sense for them.

We may want to embrace the horror here, gents - we can all envision a scenario where Arizona trades with us to move back into the 1st for a quarterback, right?

Our first (27 overall) for their 2nd, 3rd and comp 5th (45, 77, 179).

And then we use that extra 3rd on Nate !@#$ing Peterman. We take Zach Cunningham with the 2nd rounder we traded back to and grab a fat guy like Montravious Adams with our other 2nd while truefans everywhere just cuuuuuum and cuuum and cum.

Because Chiefs.

I like it.

[Quesadilla Joe]

Wouldn’t be surprised to see a team trade back into round 1 for #Cal’s Davis Webb. One national scout said “He has Dak-like intangibles.”

— Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet) April 26, 2017

[TambaBerry]

Originally Posted by DJ's left nut

Webb in the early 2nd or late 1st makes perfect sense for them.

We may want to embrace the horror here, gents - we can all envision a scenario where Arizona trades with us to move back into the 1st for a quarterback, right?

Our first (27 overall) for their 2nd, 3rd and comp 5th (45, 77, 179).

And then we use that extra 3rd on Nate !@#$ing Peterman. We take Zach Cunningham with the 2nd rounder we traded back to and grab a fat guy like Montravious Adams with our other 2nd while truefans everywhere just cuuuuuum and cuuum and cum.

Because Chiefs.

I hate you

[DJ's left nut]

Originally Posted by Pestilence

If that happens.....I will find you....and I will punch you.

You know the feeling.

4th down; 1:30 left in the game, up 4 but the opponent has the ball and is driving. You watch the formation and think things are going to be alright. Then the QB gives a quick foot pump and the slot guy goes across the formation but nobody follows.

Suddenly Emmanuel Sanders is isolated on Jamell Fleming.

You watch the snap hopefully but you know how this is going to end. Oh sure, part of you says "Maybe Houston bends the edge and gets to the QB to interrupt the pass and we sneak out of here with the W" but deep down in your heart of hearts you know that Houston never actually makes that play, not when it has to happen. No, you know that Houston has probably been sent out into coverage and that this is all going to go horribly, horribly wrong.

"And the Kansas City Chiefs are on the clock...."

The ball is released - you think maybe THIS time, Fleming makes a break on the ball. Or maybe we finally rolled coverage and Berry will come underneath to break it up. Maybe THIS time, things will be different....

"We have a trade..."

But it's never different, Pest. It's never different. No, Jamell Fleming fell down again and for some reason Eric Berry is double teaming the TE...with Justin Houston. The ball sails unmolested to an open Emmanual Sanders who strolls into the end zone. It's all over but the crying. The hail mary's and the kneel downs - those are the inevitable fatties, defensive backs and backup quarterbacks we'll be drafting in the aftermath. They are all formalities - we all died inside the moment the ball was caught.

Because....Chiefs.

[RunKC]

Originally Posted by DJ's left nut

Webb in the early 2nd or late 1st makes perfect sense for them.

We may want to embrace the horror here, gents - we can all envision a scenario where Arizona trades with us to move back into the 1st for a quarterback, right?

Our first (27 overall) for their 2nd, 3rd and comp 5th (45, 77, 179).

And then we use that extra 3rd on Nate !@#$ing Peterman. We take Zach Cunningham with the 2nd rounder we traded back to and grab a fat guy like Montravious Adams with our other 2nd while truefans everywhere just cuuuuuum and cuuum and cum.

Because Chiefs.

Thanks for nightmares I will endure tonight DJ. This would be about it for me if it happens.

[DJ's left nut]

Originally Posted by O.city

I like it.

Because you are a dentist and hate joy.

You thrive on the misery of others. It pays for your beach houses and your convertibles.

Even when you don't realize it, it's what fuels you - the pain and suffering of others.

So of course you love this plan.

[kccrow]

Originally Posted by DJ's left nut

Webb in the early 2nd or late 1st makes perfect sense for them.

We may want to embrace the horror here, gents - we can all envision a scenario where Arizona trades with us to move back into the 1st for a quarterback, right?

Our first (27 overall) for their 2nd, 3rd and comp 5th (45, 77, 179).

And then we use that extra 3rd on Nate !@#$ing Peterman. We take Zach Cunningham with the 2nd rounder we traded back to and grab a fat guy like Montravious Adams with our other 2nd while truefans everywhere just cuuuuuum and cuuum and cum.

Because Chiefs.

If I didn't like you a little bit, I'd punch you in the throat then curb stomp your teeth out and send you to O.City.

[The Franchise]

Originally Posted by DJ's left nut

You know the feeling.

4th down; 1:30 left in the game, up 4 but the opponent has the ball and is driving. You watch the formation and think things are going to be alright. Then the QB gives a quick foot pump and the slot guy goes across the formation but nobody follows.

Suddenly Emmanuel Sanders is isolated on Jamell Fleming.

You watch the snap hopefully but you know how this is going to end. Oh sure, part of you says "Maybe Houston bends the edge and gets to the QB to interrupt the pass and we sneak out of here with the W" but deep down in your heart of hearts you know that Houston never actually makes that play, not when it has to happen. No, you know that Houston has probably been sent out into coverage and that this is all going to go horribly, horribly wrong.

"And the Kansas City Chiefs are on the clock...."

The ball is released - you think maybe THIS time, Fleming makes a break on the ball. Or maybe we finally rolled coverage and Berry will come underneath to break it up. Maybe THIS time, things will be different....

"We have a trade..."

But it's never different, Pest. It's never different. No, Jamell Fleming fell down again and for some reason Eric Berry is double teaming the TE...with Justin Houston. The ball sails unmolested to an open Emmanual Sanders who strolls into the end zone. It's all over but the crying. The hail mary's and the kneel downs - those are the inevitable fatties, defensive backs and backup quarterbacks we'll be drafting in the aftermath. They are all formalities - we all died inside the moment the ball was caught.

Because....Chiefs.