The Lurker 500 - Page 32

**Iowanian** · 03-15-2008, 10:43 AM

Ladies and Gentlemen.

Start your Engines for the Lurker 500.

In this race of planet history, Lurkers, those with less than 100 posts per year of membership are challenged!

Myself, and other tenured members I shall designate will pose comments, statements or questions of Chiefs Planet History. Your job~your Challenge! is to explain the story behind the comment, link it to its originating poster....explain why its relevant or funny. Bonus points awarded for context.

How well do the lurkers know us? How versed are the lurkers in our history?

At the end of this thread, I will donate $20 to Chiefsplanet in the name of the determined winner. The contest will end when I determine the thread/contest has run its course.

Points will be awarded by myself to the first lurker with correct explanation of each event. Bonus points will be given to those with less than 10 total posts.

Tenured posters are allowed to participate in the thread, however until a lurker answers a question...do not give the answer, or anything more than subtle hints on questions that may pose difficulty. Once revealed of the true answer.....feel free to give your take or comment on that moment.

**alanm** · 03-21-2008, 08:32 PM

I'll declare a game winner if anyone can tell what ever became of Mr. Blond?

**alanm** · 03-21-2008, 08:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Iowanian

Which Planeteer, about 3:30 this morning, for the 2nd time said "its a girl"?

Brideowania have another kidowania? Congrats Man!!

Huffmeister · 03-21-2008, 10:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Iowanian

What is the source of the lexicon "------- has lost its burst"

Taco John, with his super-accurate football prognostication, claimed that Priest Holmes had lost his burst. I believe this was during the '03 or '04 season when Priest was still tearing it up on a weekly basis, and continued to do so until his injury.

**Rausch** · 03-21-2008, 10:33 PM

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Originally Posted by alanm

I'll declare a game winner if anyone can tell what ever became of Mr. Blond?

And I'd argue it's not your game or thread to declare so.

And I hear your feet smell of cheese with many holes...

Logical · 03-21-2008, 11:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Cankerskull

Taco John, with his super-accurate football prognostication, claimed that Priest Holmes had lost his burst. I believe this was during the '03 or '04 season when Priest was still tearing it up on a weekly basis, and continued to do so until his injury.

Correct, though you lose style points for not knowing that it was after Priest got hurt and missed the last game of the previous season.

SNAFU · 03-22-2008, 07:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Iowanian

which planet poster hates being called a noob, will paint a girls' house for the chance at sex, and would go down on a dude to get a front row ticket to a rush concert?

Would that be Halfcan?

**Iowanian** · 03-22-2008, 07:59 AM

+1 cankerskull

+1 snafu

What was wrong with hbboltgirl's cervical bearing?

**Baby Lee** · 03-22-2008, 08:02 AM

ID poster and thread where said poster made a horrifyingly funny gender misidentification, proclaiming a tranny eminently do-able.

**Iowanian** · 03-22-2008, 08:09 AM

Who is "bigfoot"? Which poster created that moniker for the person?

What is RRPP?

I hope babylee's last name isn't Roper.
or maytag.

**Baby Lee** · 03-22-2008, 08:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Iowanian

I hope babylee's last name isn't Roper.
or maytag.

I swear I was defending my home, I was sleepy and disoriented and just stumbled across the state and shot blindly. My bad.

**Iowanian** · 03-22-2008, 08:20 AM

Which poster spent over a year insulting the mothers of chiefsplanet via pm and rep, and once the poster came to the board and caught a little shit back, cried and stomped back into lurkerdom?

What happend to the crapnel chunk?

Chief Wiggum · 03-22-2008, 11:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Iowanian

What is RRPP?

Run, Run, Pass, Punt - with reference to the predictability of Solari's and Herm's play calling last year. Anyone who watched the Chiefs last year new we would run on first and second downs. Due to that predictability, Ds would have us in 3rd and long knowing we would have to pass which we wouldn't complete - then we would punt.

Colquit for MVP!

Chief Wiggum · 03-22-2008, 11:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Iowanian

Which poster spent over a year insulting the mothers of chiefsplanet via pm and rep, and once the poster came to the board and caught a little shit back, cried and stomped back into lurkerdom?

What happend to the crapnel chunk?

Is the crapnel chunk a separate question or a continuation of the first? Are you looking for an answer beyond the crapnel chunk hitting your nipple? Excellent commentary by the way - top 10 Iowanian Prose.

http://chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=111071

Raiderhater · 03-22-2008, 11:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Iowanian

Endelt? Endelt endelt...This name sounds familiar. I keep coming across it but can't place it. Oh....Isn't he the guy who got pussywhipped and stopped posting on Chiefsplanet?

Sounds like him.

Frazod · 03-22-2008, 01:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Raiderhader

Endelt.

Nice deflection, weasel boy.

03-15-2008, 10:43 AM
Iowanian Supporter Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Utopia Casino cash: $3338454	The Lurker 500 Ladies and Gentlemen. Start your Engines for the Lurker 500. In this race of planet history, Lurkers, those with less than 100 posts per year of membership are challenged! Myself, and other tenured members I shall designate will pose comments, statements or questions of Chiefs Planet History. Your job~your Challenge! is to explain the story behind the comment, link it to its originating poster....explain why its relevant or funny. Bonus points awarded for context. How well do the lurkers know us? How versed are the lurkers in our history? At the end of this thread, I will donate $20 to Chiefsplanet in the name of the determined winner. The contest will end when I determine the thread/contest has run its course. Points will be awarded by myself to the first lurker with correct explanation of each event. Bonus points will be given to those with less than 10 total posts. Tenured posters are allowed to participate in the thread, however until a lurker answers a question...do not give the answer, or anything more than subtle hints on questions that may pose difficulty. Once revealed of the true answer.....feel free to give your take or comment on that moment.
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03-21-2008, 08:32 PM	#466
alanm Feeling Victorian Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Nebraska/Wyoming/Colorado Casino cash: $-103564	I'll declare a game winner if anyone can tell what ever became of Mr. Blond? __________________ It bears repeating, ** Herm, Pioli, Haley, and Crennel for ing up my franchise for a goddamn decade. Buehler 445**
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03-22-2008, 07:59 AM	#472
Iowanian Supporter Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Utopia Casino cash: $3338454	+1 cankerskull +1 snafu What was wrong with hbboltgirl's cervical bearing?
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03-22-2008, 08:02 AM	#473
Baby Lee Supporter Join Date: Aug 2000 Casino cash: $8288275	ID poster and thread where said poster made a horrifyingly funny gender misidentification, proclaiming a tranny eminently do-able. __________________ We need the kind of courage that can withstand the subtle corruption of the cynics - E.W.
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03-22-2008, 08:09 AM	#474
Iowanian Supporter Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Utopia Casino cash: $3338454	Who is "bigfoot"? Which poster created that moniker for the person? What is RRPP? I hope babylee's last name isn't Roper. or maytag.
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03-22-2008, 08:20 AM	#476
Iowanian Supporter Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Utopia Casino cash: $3338454	Which poster spent over a year insulting the mothers of chiefsplanet via pm and rep, and once the poster came to the board and caught a little shit back, cried and stomped back into lurkerdom? What happend to the crapnel chunk?
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