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**Mr. Flopnuts** · 09:46 PM

Just in case you have some random thought and feel like starting a thread over it, you can just bump this one.

JD10367 · 07-06-2009, 09:42 PM

Watching "National Treasure" on SciFi... Just thought I'd tell someone that Diane Kruger makes me want to take off all her clothes, cover her in melted chocolate, lick it all off her, then

her until my nuts fall off from abuse...

Pioli Zombie · 07-06-2009, 09:44 PM

Every night around this time I watch Everybody Loves Raymond and fantasize about ****ing the living shit out of Debra. The bitchier she is the hotter she gets.
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JD10367 · 07-06-2009, 09:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pioli Zombie

Every night around this time I watch Everybody Loves Raymond and fantasize about ****ing the living shit out of Debra. The bitchier she is the hotter she gets.
Posted via Mobile Device

Yeah, Patricia Heaton is definitely on my "MILF List".

Hammock Parties · 07-06-2009, 09:49 PM

Agreed. I would plow that shit.

Pioli Zombie · 07-06-2009, 09:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JD10367

Yeah, Patricia Heaton is definitely on my "MILF List".

Are you watching this episode? Quite an outfit she wore to bed. What a rack!
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KcKing · 07-06-2009, 09:54 PM

How long after playing sports and messing up constantly while telling yourself that you are a better player than that, do you realize that well, yer just not that damn good anymore?

JD10367 · 07-06-2009, 09:56 PM

Speaking of MILFs, there's a long line of fairly decent-looking CSI Cougars I'd love to give moustache rides to: Melina Kanakaredes from "CSI: NY", Marg Helgenberger and Liz Vassey from "CSI" (Vegas), and Emily Procter, Sofia Milos, and Eva LaRue from "CSI: Miami".

Ultra Peanut · 07-06-2009, 11:51 PM

Hey man, nice shot:

Hammock Parties · 07-07-2009, 08:31 PM

Use the following words in a sentence:

1. Quad
2. Talkie
3. Novice
4. Gonad
5. Latex
6. Venus
7. Ooze
8. Jihad

"I hurt my quad as a novice talkie for the Venusian Jihad, but that wasn't what concerned me - rather, it was the latex ooze coming from my gonad."

LaChapelle · 07-07-2009, 09:34 PM

Honey do my nuts look bigger to you? They sure feel like they're bigger.

Hammock Parties · 07-07-2009, 11:51 PM

This is pretty stunning to me. It’s common knowledge that many if not most porn stars also do a bit of escorting on the side (hooking). When you get ****ed on film for a living, it’s not exactly a great leap, right?

I can remember a couple of years ago it would’ve cost you a few grand to bang a top porn star. Anywhere from $1,200 to $3,000+ depending on who and what you wanted to do.

Things can certainly change a lot in a couple of years — let me just say that. The economy is bad — but I didn’t think it was this bad.

There are literally hundreds of porn stars that you can **** now for, wait for it, $300 or less. I repeat $300 or less!

I find that to be both arousing and frightening at the same time. $300 or less is getting down towards street hooker shit.

I usually have a $1,000 rule when it comes to hookers. Meaning, I usually don’t **** a hooker who charges less than $1,000. 1K and over means not everyone can afford to **** them and those that can are a little cleaner.

For $300 or less, every Tom, Dick, and Harry can have his way with that shit.

Having said that, when you see the names on the list you’re not gonna give a shit about that anymore.

Hell, for that price you may as well get two. Maybe even three.

Here’s a little sample of the sluts I’m talking about…

Haley Scott – $240

Isabella Pacino – $300-$500

Jenny Hendrix – $500 (30 min) – A little more $$$ but still a BARGAIN

Tiffany Rayne – $350

Riley Mason – $250

Samantha Sin – $400

Tiffany Holiday – $150-$450 (**** at your own risk)

Tricia Oaks – $250-$400

That’s only a fraction of the bitches available. Frankly, I would gladly pay Jenny Hendrix $2000 to **** her. $500 is a ****ing bargain.
Quote:
UPDATE:

Here’s the one that really takes the cake. Moreover, it went down right here in my hometown.

Audrey Hollander and her porn king husband Otto Bauer have an ad in the Houston area classifieds.

It reads as follows:

Audrey Hollander and Otto Bauer- XXX PORN STAR EXPERIENCE-Private Session – 24

Hi Guys! AVN Performer of the Year- Audrey Hollander!
I am in H-TOWN FOR ONE WEEK and I want to get f#@ked HARD!

I am with my PORN STAR partner Otto Bauer who is also an AWARD WINNING Film Star.

I get so horny while I’m away from L.A. and I want 2 on 1 MFM action!
YOU, ME, and OTTO for a hot session you will never forget! You guys can go one at a time or two-on-one or whatever you want! I AM SO HORNY!

Search "Otto and Audrey" on any search engine to find TONS of Pics and Vids to give you an idea of what your session will be like! XXX

WE DO NOT TRADE PICS!

INCALL- 1960 East
SERIOUS ONLY-

MFM ONLY with- You, Audrey, Otto (Otto is cool as hell and knows how to share-

LIMITED TIME AND SPACE- We have a very affordable ‘Private appearance fee’ +/- 300.00
No time clock so there’s no rush OR limits- Audrey can do ANYTHING!…

Audrey Hollander doesn’t really do it for me, but $300 or so to have a threesome with legendary porn duo Otto & Audrey is really something.

In fact, that might be the coolest deal I’ve ever heard of. The interesting thing about those two is that they’re not hurting financially as far as I know. They just like to ****.

**DaKCMan AP** · 07-08-2009, 05:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GoChiefs

I usually have a $1,000 rule when it comes to hookers. Meaning, I usually don’t **** a hooker who charges less than $1,000. 1K and over means not everyone can afford to **** them and those that can are a little cleaner.

Stupid logic.

**Skip Towne** · 07-08-2009, 05:53 AM

GoChiefs is becoming the Prince of Porn.

JOhn · 07-08-2009, 08:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Skip Towne

GoChiefs is becoing the Prince of Porn.

You mean King of Masturbation

**DaKCMan AP** · 07-08-2009, 09:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Skip Towne

GoChiefs is becoing the Prince of Porn.

Quote:

Originally Posted by JOhn

You mean King of Masturbation

I heard he was gonna get knighted, but couldn't lift his sword.

04-23-2009, 03:16 PM
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07-06-2009, 09:42 PM	#466
JD10367 Cheaterlover* Join Date: May 2009 Location: RI Casino cash: $10010716	Watching "National Treasure" on SciFi... Just thought I'd tell someone that Diane Kruger makes me want to take off all her clothes, cover her in melted chocolate, lick it all off her, then her until my nuts fall off from abuse...
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07-06-2009, 09:44 PM	#467
Pioli Zombie Banned Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: olathe,kansas Casino cash: $10004900	Every night around this time I watch Everybody Loves Raymond and fantasize about ***ing the living shit out of Debra. The bitchier she is the hotter she gets. Posted via Mobile Device*
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07-06-2009, 09:49 PM	#469
Hammock Parties I'll be back. Join Date: Nov 2002 Casino cash: $2780478	Agreed. I would plow that shit. __________________ Chiefs game films
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07-06-2009, 09:54 PM	#471
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07-06-2009, 09:56 PM	#472
JD10367 Cheaterlover* Join Date: May 2009 Location: RI Casino cash: $10010716	Speaking of MILFs, there's a long line of fairly decent-looking CSI Cougars I'd love to give moustache rides to: Melina Kanakaredes from "CSI: NY", Marg Helgenberger and Liz Vassey from "CSI" (Vegas), and Emily Procter, Sofia Milos, and Eva LaRue from "CSI: Miami".
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07-06-2009, 11:51 PM	#473
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07-07-2009, 08:31 PM	#474
Hammock Parties I'll be back. Join Date: Nov 2002 Casino cash: $2780478	Use the following words in a sentence: 1. Quad 2. Talkie 3. Novice 4. Gonad 5. Latex 6. Venus 7. Ooze 8. Jihad "I hurt my quad as a novice talkie for the Venusian Jihad, but that wasn't what concerned me - rather, it was the latex ooze coming from my gonad." __________________ Chiefs game films
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07-07-2009, 09:34 PM	#475
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07-07-2009, 11:51 PM	#476
Hammock Parties I'll be back. Join Date: Nov 2002 Casino cash: $2780478	This is pretty stunning to me. It’s common knowledge that many if not most porn stars also do a bit of escorting on the side (hooking). When you get **ed on film for a living, it’s not exactly a great leap, right? I can remember a couple of years ago it would’ve cost you a few grand to bang a top porn star. Anywhere from $1,200 to $3,000+ depending on who and what you wanted to do. Things can certainly change a lot in a couple of years — let me just say that. The economy is bad — but I didn’t think it was this bad. There are literally hundreds of porn stars that you can now for, wait for it, $300 or less. I repeat $300 or less! I find that to be both arousing and frightening at the same time. $300 or less is getting down towards street hooker shit. I usually have a $1,000 rule when it comes to hookers. Meaning, I usually don’t a hooker who charges less than $1,000. 1K and over means not everyone can afford to them and those that can are a little cleaner. For $300 or less, every Tom, Dick, and Harry can have his way with that shit. Having said that, when you see the names on the list you’re not gonna give a shit about that anymore. Hell, for that price you may as well get two. Maybe even three. Here’s a little sample of the sluts I’m talking about… Haley Scott – $240 Isabella Pacino – $300-$500 Jenny Hendrix – $500 (30 min) – A little more $$$ but still a BARGAIN Tiffany Rayne – $350 Riley Mason – $250 Samantha Sin – $400 Tiffany Holiday – $150-$450 ( at your own risk) Tricia Oaks – $250-$400 That’s only a fraction of the bitches available. Frankly, I would gladly pay Jenny Hendrix $2000 to her. $500 is a ing bargain. Quote: UPDATE: Here’s the one that really takes the cake. Moreover, it went down right here in my hometown. Audrey Hollander and her porn king husband Otto Bauer have an ad in the Houston area classifieds. It reads as follows: Audrey Hollander and Otto Bauer- XXX PORN STAR EXPERIENCE-Private Session – 24 Hi Guys! AVN Performer of the Year- Audrey Hollander! I am in H-TOWN FOR ONE WEEK and I want to get f#@ked HARD! I am with my PORN STAR partner Otto Bauer who is also an AWARD WINNING Film Star. I get so horny while I’m away from L.A. and I want 2 on 1 MFM action! YOU, ME, and OTTO for a hot session you will never forget! You guys can go one at a time or two-on-one or whatever you want! I AM SO HORNY! Search "Otto and Audrey" on any search engine to find TONS of Pics and Vids to give you an idea of what your session will be like! XXX WE DO NOT TRADE PICS! INCALL- 1960 East SERIOUS ONLY- MFM ONLY with- You, Audrey, Otto (Otto is cool as hell and knows how to share- LIMITED TIME AND SPACE- We have a very affordable ‘Private appearance fee’ +/- 300.00 No time clock so there’s no rush OR limits- Audrey can do ANYTHING!… Audrey Hollander doesn’t really do it for me, but $300 or so to have a threesome with legendary porn duo Otto & Audrey is really something. In fact, that might be the coolest deal I’ve ever heard of. The interesting thing about those two is that they’re not hurting financially as far as I know. They just like to **. __________________ Chiefs game films
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07-08-2009, 05:53 AM	#478
Skip Towne Supporter Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: T-Town Casino cash: $10004900	GoChiefs is becoming the Prince of Porn. Last edited by Skip Towne; 07-08-2009 at 09:35 AM..
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