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WTF is wrong with many of you?! To those good girls out there, my apologies, this isnt meant towards you. But I am disgusted with 80% of females..
Expecting chemistry and a spark on a first date is stupid. You and your best friend werent best friends right away, were you?? If u want a decent guy, ur gonna have to ditch the party, wild drunk scene. You're also gonna have to stop going for the party guys, the "tough guys", the life of the party guys. No that isnt stereotyping, thats called "This is 2009, this is how people are". Dressing skanky, acting skanky, bending over at clubs, posting skanky pics on ur profiles, making skanky videos....isnt gonna help. Many of you go to clubs dressed like hookers thinking ur being sexy, when in reality ur being stupid. You go out dressed all sharp, thinking you'll attract hot guys...but in reality, you only attract assholes and ugly losers. Hot guys can get any girl they want, they dont need you. Why does it take many of you til you're 40 to realize all of this?? Many of you claim u have the best friends ever, u cant live without them. Thats sad. Yet girls always say they want a guy whos independent. People are only ur friends til they fuk you over. Try quitting the party scene and quit drinking, and see how many of your friends stay around. Or go driving with them and die in an accident, and see if they remember your name after a week. Any friends who get u into all that, doesnt give a damn about ur well-being. Computer geeks arent pathetic. Tell them that in 15 years when theyre your boss (and no, im not in the computer field). Whats pathetic is having to dress skanky to get a guy. Guys who dont drink and party arent pathetic. Whats pathetic are girls who go to bars and spend 7 dollars on a drink, and dont even drink half of it, mainly because if they dont have a drink, their friends wont accept them. If they DONT dress skanky and dance like a hooker, their friends wont accept them. And by dressing all provocative, that just shows that you KNOW u wont attract a guy by being 'yourself'...because 'yourself' probably sucks. So you're 5'1 and demand a guy whos 6 feet tall. Or you're not a model, yet you demand a guy whos a model. Since when did you become a queen? Sure its okay to have standards, but thats overdoing it. None of you are perfect, and none of you are models. Next time you think you're perfect, try walking on water. Ask yourself, if you're soooo hot...why are u searching for a bf online? Stop being superficial! Be realistic. Girls are always the ones dreaming of true love, yet its women who call for the majority of divorces, who cheat more, who run away after a silly argument, who run away after they meet a hotter guy, who run away the moment theyre bored. Face it, many of you arent in love, you're in love with the THOUGHT of being in love. You're not in love with your boyfriend, you're in love with the WORD "boyfriend". Yes, guys cheat too, guys use girls, play girls, etc...but look at the girls they use and play.....most are not quality girls. I know its hard to believe...but if u want a nice guy, perhaps you should stop being a total b!tch to the nice guys. Seriously, whats with some of you? Nice guys get picked on, b!tched at, played on by girls left and right...then u wonder why no guy wants to be nice?! Rather than be a b!tch to good guys, be a b!tch to those guys who use, play, cheat and hurt girls. Sucking off a guy whos a jerk to you, then not even hugging a good guy, isnt gonna make a guy say "i want to be a good guy". So what if he isnt the hottest, most fun guy ever? Dont you realize yet, that good faithful lovers are hard to find? So keep one when u find them! You girls are turning nice guys into a$$holes everyday, i mean what guy WANTS to be nice to a girl, when they get treated like garbage by girls?? Down the road (30's?), when u girls start to think straight and actually GO for nice guys, there will be none left, u will have turned them ALL into jerks. And as we all know, females become much dirtier in their 30s. Ive been a nice guy since 7th grade, and even though dumb girls get on my nerves, i dont think ill stop being a good guy to the girls I know, ever. Honesty. Guys CANT be honest with girls, if they were, theyd never get a girl. Everytime we are honest with you, you call us a jerk. Sadly, dating is a game...because girls MAKE IT a game. Its all about telling girls what they want to hear, word for word. You want honesty? Well this whole profile is HONESTY. Most guys arent honest enough to tell you all of this, even though most guys totally agree. Girls always say "we dont like desperate, insecure guys, we dont like clingy guys or guys who play games".....yet, girls are desperate, clingy and play games, like 'hard to get'. So u wont go for insecure clingy guys YET ull date a guy who smokes, is a drunk, is a criminal, beats up people, is in jail, has no money...lmfao smart thinking ladies!. You dont like insecure guys? Well how would you feel if guys kept rejecting you for having small boobs? Or for being too short? You'd be a bit insecure AND bitter. Everyone has baggage, imperfections, flaws. Yet if a guy has a history of being treated like dirt by women, u wont talk to him! Why? Is it his fault that hes a good guy and women are ignorant? No, its not. Many of you women have more baggage than a damn airplane, yet we guys understand, and still give you a chance! Girls say they like confidence, which is bullshit. Face it, many of you just want a model to showoff to the world. Many of you claim you dont want a boyfriend, then the moment some tall, hot guy comes along...you want a boyfriend! lol. Nobody wakes up one morning and decides to be bitter and insecure for nothing. Our society sucks, people simply dont know how to treat one another. So you claim you want chemistry, a connection, true love, a spark (yet most of u cant even explain what those words mean, lol). Okay well some of these dating sites have chemistry quizzes. Yet, the guys you match so high with (99%?), you wont talk to! But dont many of u girls say u WANT chemistry?! Ya, as long as hes hot, right? Has it ever occurred to some of you, that looks fade and change? I rejected a girl in high school because she was overweight. NOW, 6-7 years later, shes a MODEL. So that guy u recently rejected because hes not gorgeous, just wait 5-10 years later, u may regret it. Imagine how ud feel if u werent so cute, and kept being rejected for it? Its not your fault you were born short, tall, or with a slow metabolism. So just cuz a guy is ugly now, doesnt mean he'll be ugly later. Ugly is a strong word, stop watching movies, many of you have the dumbest standards as to what "cute" or "ugly" is. Many of you girls dont care how rich, educated, or smart a guy is. Or what kinda car he drives, where he lives, if hes boring or not. Its looks you care about. Girls always say "we all know physical attraction is a must", lol then they run away when a guy says "sexual satisfaction is a must". If a guy is hot, he can be stupid, poor, live at home, drive a ford pinto, a total a$$hole, boring and you wont care. You just want a hot guy. You rarely see a hot girl dating an ugly guy, but you see tons of handsome guys dating ugly girls. All a girl has to do, to get a guy, is spread her legs. Many of you complain that guys dont write creative messages, well why should we? All you're gonna do is look at our pics to see if we're hot or not, and if we're not you wont write back! If we're not a 10 (1-10), you wont give us the time of day! Hello? You resorted to looking for a bf online, probably cuz u couldnt find a decent guy in person, so LOWER your standards. Sex. This is what I dont get about girls....everytime a guy mentions anything about sex to a girl, she runs off. Every guy knows that girls are hornier than guys. Girls just hide it. The moment you have a boyfriend, you're more sexual than a porn star!! Apparently its okay for girls to act, talk and dress skanky...but if a guy mentions anything about sex, it makes him a perv and jerk? Yeah no. Many of you try to act like u dont care for sex, yet you refuse to date a virgin. Or if a guy wants to have sex and u dont, its no big deal. But if YOU want to have sex, and the guy doesnt, u b!tch at him non-stop! You're not fooling anyone. The girls who write, "if all u want is sex, go on to the next profile, u wont get it here" are usually the ones who give it the easiest...ALL guys know that. Hey i love oral sex and mini skirts...LOVE. Read any dating article online by these 'experts', and NONE say anything about the need for someone tall, hot, lean, etc. These articles say the "right guy, good guy" is always how u all would describe a "nice guy". Like, is this guy crazy about you? Eager to see you? Doesnt want to leave your presence? Asks about your life interests? Wants to be helpful? Is affectionate? Acts like you are very special and rejects others? Desires to be romantic with you? Is he reliable and honest? Wants a real committed relationship? Understands your religious choices? Shows love and support of family? Funny, thats exactly what I do...yet im still single. Whats even funnier is, "bad guys" are always described by these 'experts' as "life of the party, chaotic lifestyles, married to his job, has too many friends, alcohol-driven, partier, tough guy, bad ass, the hottest, always trying to make u laugh"...because most guys know, the easiest way to get in a girls' pants, is to make her laugh...a lot. PS...did u know the average height for a guy, is 5'7-5'8!! You CANT expect a relationship to be full of fun and laughter, 24/7! If all you care about is fun fun fun, ur gonna get in debt so quickly. So thats your problem, many of you simply expect way too much. When was the last time your parents went out? And before that? And before that? Yet you expect to go out 2-3x a week?? Ladies listen: Relationships will be boring sometimes, you will have problems, you will argue, you will feel like hating each other sometimes, you will be upset sometimes, you will meet hotter guys, you will go awhile without sex, you wont be spoiled, he wont make you laugh all day everyday, he wont take you out everyday. What you see in movies, isnt real. Except for movies like "Taken", where 2 dumb girls lie to their parents about going on a trip, and then trust a guy they just met because hes "hot". Lol that stuff, IS real. Sadly, many girls are that naive. Ive never in my life used, played, cheated, hurt or made a girl cry, nor have i ever been controlling. Both of my relationships lasted over 3 years, and we had no problems. When I ask a girl out, or say yes to a girl, I mean it. And unlike many people, relationships to me arent temporary, so if I dont see myself with you for a loooong time, Im not dating you, otherwise Im just using you, and I dont do that.(PLUS, the longer u date, the more the break up hurts, and the last thing i want is to hurt or be hurt). So before u decide to send hate mail, remind yourself of that and instead, send hate mail to guys who DO hurt girls. Most guys (98%?)...agree with everything i wrote, they just dont say it. Theyd rather lie to you and tell you that ur doing nothing wrong, so u can keep giving them everything they want (sex?). Nice guys are all over the place, but you dont want a nice guy...u want a nice HOT guy...but sadly, theyre almost extinct. Many of you have been here forever and STILL single or meeting jerks...doesnt that tell you something yet??? Do you REALLY need to turn 40 to realize "hey, i need to stop being so superficial and naive, i need to stop expecting so much". I used to be superficial and expected alot and wouldnt give a girl a try unless she was a complete 10 (1-10), and trust me when I say...IT.DOESNT.WORK.
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